Sniffing footballers' arses!

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"I've just got to have you Declan! My pants are full of precum!"

"OK Thomas but not here! Meet me in the car park in half an hour!"

 

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Racing driver AIDEN MOFFAT!



He may have to change his name by deed poll from MOFFAT to MUFF-AT if we find enough downy hair between the cheeks of his arse when we part them!

 

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ANTHONY GORDON may be pale and nerdy-looking but I wouldn't think twice about emptying two pints of my best clotted cream into his shitter in full view of 20,000 people!

 

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23 year old WILL HAYWARD of the afl suited and booted can mean only one thing!

Black sock alert!!!!!



Just wanna 69 that little bugger with his black-socked feet resting on my shoulders sniffing them in turn!!!!

 

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Here's a another one of him in action on the field in those tight trackies!

 

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How about 19 year old ERROL GULDEN!?



I like that last photo! He's obviously just scored a goal and shouting at his girlfriend in the stands

"Get those fucking tits out! I'll be scoring again on the back seat of our car in approximately 45 minutes! I can smell your soaking wet knickers from here darling!"

 

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I love to see players take the knee like this to show respect but I suppose they just have to be careful that they don't end up taking the cock in that rather alluring position!

 

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Here's 24 year old JOE RODON trying to promote AIA by means of this shirt

AIA standing for

Anal
Is
Amazing!

A couple of pictures of him training!

 

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A random picture of the Grealish glutes never disappoints!



I've heard of a manicure for hands and a pedicure for feet but what the correct term is for trimming and shaving the hair between a lad's arse cheeks is I am not sure!

I need to get it right though before I advertise online!!!!!

 

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"Hands away please lads!"



"That's better! "



"Now just touch your toes and grab your ankles till I say straighten up!

"Fifteen to twenty minutes should do it!"

 

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23 year old CONOR NASH of the afl!



" Fucking hell Conor you haven't washed your arse this morning have you!? I can smell it from here!"

"Sorry mate! I overslept and didn't have time to shower!"

"I'm not complaining mate! What do you think I've been given a tongue for!?"

 

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23 year old HACHIM MASTOUR(BATER) who lives in Italy but whose origins are probably from further south!

 

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His udders need milking!



His bollocks need draining!



And I would be very happy to comply with the invitation on your shirt if you would kindly ease down your panties and bend over the table!

 

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"Don't think we're gonna get sent on in the last fifteen minutes! How about we nip out for a bit of rough shag!?"

"Didn't have you down as a pipe smoker Hachim!"

 

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I've posted 20 year old Irish football JAMIE BOWDEN before and he is absolutely fucking gorgeous!

 

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Would love to see him in a pairing with Spaniard IKER POZO DE LA ROSA!

That would be straight out of HELIX STUDIOS! Just look at the buns on IKER!!!!

 

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Austrian footballer DIJON KAMERI turned 18 on 20 April and the photos shown below were taken on 22 and 25 April so cherry-poppingly legal!



He is Austrian and shares his birthday with Adolf Hitler but let's hope the similarity stops there!

 

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The Grealish arse looks surprisingly low profile in this photo!



Not exactly flat as a pancake but certainly not the blanc mange that we all know and love!

 

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Let's get him on that physio table as quickly as we can cos I need to get my fucking rocks off!

I need to sniff the seat of his sweaty pants while I'm doing him 69!

You can be having a good sniff of his feet and then we can swop if you like!

 

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This is GARY GILLESPIE now 61 years old!



This is him wearing the number 2 shirt!



What was it about those shorts from the 1980s!!!!!