Sniffing footballers' arses!

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Returning to the debate about what name we should give to the TLC bestowed upon the pucker hole of a horny footballer!

Feet......pedicure

Hands....manicure

Pucker....puckure!

 

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That's a pretty scarily defined torso on MARCOS LLORENTE!

 

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29 year old WILFRIED ZAHA may be totally off the wall when it cums to weird and wacky facial expressions



but he's arse-buggeringly horny as Diego Llorente has discovered!

 

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I would be willing to undertake any number of courses on astronomy in order to penetrate that black hole!



and if I ever had the good fortune to find him lying on my counselling couch I would certainly encourage him to download and unload all his cares and anxieties onto me while at the same time permitting myself the right to upload a few pointers of my own which might help him to find serenity and even experience a touch of Heaven on earth!!!!!!!

 

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20 year old SAM GREENWOOD who plays for Leeds has been unfortunate in his surname on two counts!



Firstly the word "green" signifies "naive" and secondly as every boy scout knows green wood will never ignite to make a camp fire!

However at the same time the boy scout whose motto is BE PREPARED will be conscious that in the absence of matches fire can be engendered by rubbing two pieces of wood together!

 

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It's good of Sam to let us know by way of his shirt that he has a big todger!



The antics these Leeds boys get up to, which I suppose goes some way to explaining why this fan is holding up a banner sporting the words

DIRTY LEEDS!



Look at that demonic expression on his face boys as he savours the pleasure of being trapped in the changing room with so many dirty, smelly post match and pre-shower arseholes!!!!!

 

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One arse that "buggers" sorry I mean "beggars" belief is that of 23 year old JORDAN LAWRENCE-GABRIEL who currently plays for Blackpool!

 

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He's a horny little fucker isn't he!?

 

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Regrettably the Ipswich goalie TOMAS HOLY who is not from our shores has failed to understand the instruction

"EYES RIGHT!!!!"

 

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30 year old TOMAS HOLY and Ipswich goalie is telling us that CARERS TRUST which is most gratifying!



I suppose the big question is

"Who trusts the carers!?"

After all if you found that this hunky chap with his beauty of a booty were totally at your mercy following on from a debilitating injury would you be able to resist thrusting a finger or two into his anal delight ( a rather delicious variation on Angel Delight) knowing full well that he would be incapable of chasing after you!?



More of this hunk of spunk

 

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30 year old Newcastle goalie MARK GILLESPIE!



Those blue trackie bottoms do it for me every time! Would love to run my nose up and down the crack of his arse!



A fine figure of a man!!!

 

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32 year old Argentinian MARCUS ROJO!



The only other person I know who has the surname ROJO is the gay porn star ROBBIE ROJO and believe me he is well worth a Google, an ogle, a fondle........

 

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The reason we had to shave off the hair round your pucker was to give you greater mobility and to improve your aerobic performance!



"Well I can understand that but what I don't understand is when you told us that we had to have a suppository administered every morning to keep our bowels regular!

How could you administer the suppository when both your hands were on my shoulders!?!!!!!"

Am I.missing sinething here!?

 

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"I was going to ask the same question!"

"Well you see boys everything is mechanised these days! They build suppositories with more poke in them and they have their own built-in satnavs to reach the parts that other suppositories can't reach!

Anyway I'm sick of your fucking questions now so get on your back, get your ankles on my shoulders and let me give you a suppository you'll never forget!!!!!

 

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"Well done boys! I was very impressed with your performance in the stretching exercises yesterday and in some of the less conventional exercises!

You did generally well in the wanking exercises but some of you are cumming far too soon and I need to show you some techniques to prolong that ecstatic moment!

Yesterday was "wanking" and today is "winking" which will go some way to explaining why we insisted that you have your pink puckers shaved!

The idea is that you drop your delightfully skidded little Calvin's round your ankles and bend over the bench!

I will call out your name, wink at your hole and expect it to wink back!

I might need to offer some assistance if your puckers fail to respond but it's all part of the learning curve!!!

 

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Apparently this rather delightful vision in white belongs to RYAN YATES!

 

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That's him on the far left in.the front but I'd much rather be sniffing the feet of his mate in.black socks!

 

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46 year old BERNARDO CORRADI is now a football coach in Italy



but 20 years ago he featured prominently in my wank bank!

 

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BRANDON WILLIAMS is looking chavvily sexy in these photos!

 

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FILIPPO BANDINELLI of Italy!



I've seen his bandy legs but I've never seen his bandi nelli!!!!