Sniffing footballers' arses!

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35 year old MARTIN CACERES of Uruguay!

If you live on corned beef you end up with a face as beautiful as that!



So let's hear it for FRAY BENTOS!!!!!

 

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It's always been my dream to play for the first team of this club and I'm so grateful to you for giving me this chance especially as I only came to fix the leaking pipe under the sink!

Well when me and the lads saw you bending over we all decided that we wanted to fuck your smelly shitter but that you should be given something in return!

 

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There's an arse that needs pampering after that mammoth effort last night!



And this is just the boy to do it!



Any more volunteers!????

 

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28 year old HYIRAN DAL.ORU of Brazil!





This guy is just gorgeous!

 

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I love how his socks and shorts just cling to him!

And he even has teammates offering to worship his feet in full view of the crowd!



It looks suspiciously as if he has just emptied the contents of his bollocks into the mouth of the player in blue and white behind him!

 

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Just a couple more!

 

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27 year old Portuguese footballer JOAO CANCELO is somebody with whom I would definitely never CANCELO a date!



Especially if I knew he was gping to be wearing those smelly sweatpants!!!!

 

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Another guy in sweatpants who gives me wood is 30 year old CHRIS WOOD from New Zealand!

Not conventionally handsome I bet he bangs like the proverbial shithouse door!



Chris Wood! I so wood!

 

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If you are not quite sure what the physio is thinking as he gazes in awe at Hector's package just look at the top of the photo and you will see the word MAGNIFICO!



We all think that being a football physio would be the perfect job but it is indeed a two-edged sword!

We are all familiar with the expression

"You can look but you can't touch!"

This is more a case of

"you can touch but you can't shag the arse off him!"

 

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19 year old LUCAS DE BOLLE was perfectly legal when these photos were taken but I suppose when you've got his ankles resting on your shoulders you might be forgiven for looking deep into his eyes and whispering

"Now have you done your Maths homework and is your satchel all packed ready for tomorrow!?"

 

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Here he is the little cherub!

 

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"I've just got out of the shower but I know what you're after!
You want my match worn socks and pants you dirty cunt!

Well after ninety minutes in that heat I can tell you they are absolutely fucking rank....I nearly passed out from the smell when I dropped my skuns and peeled off those sweaty socks....... but I know that's precisely what you get off on!!!

So to make it a little bit more interesting I have hidden them in the room so it will be your job to sniff them out! Shouldn't be too difficult to find! When I stepped out of my pants they walked off on their own!

Happy sniffing to the most perverted football coach ever to handle a ball!

 

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I've found them.......OMG........the state of these fucking skuns! You dirty fucking bitch!

This is the best birthday present I've ever had!!!!!!

Now open those fucking legs and i'll ride the arse off you!

That will really put the icing on my birthday cake!!!!!

 

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"Sorry mate! I seem to have run out of cream for your coffee! However both my udders are in good working order so full fat milk is the best I can do!"

 

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Joao Felix looks as if he is auditioning for a role in Boynapped!

 

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These Rangers boys are inspecting the pitch before their match against RB LEIPZIG!



Would love to know the identity of that fucker on the left!!

Arsecrack in grey sweatpants alert!!!!!

 

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Sweet little Jamie Ward-Prowse is looking mighty fine here!



As is racing driver CHARLES LECLERC!

 

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Here's a sniffworthy triumvirate if ever there was one!

 

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Liverpool acquitted themselves well against Villareal the other night but they can always rest easy cos if the going gets tough they only have to bring on THIAGO ALCANTARA with his tight buns and pendulous balls causing the opposition to forget the big white plastic ball!!!

 

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Might be time to change the words on the banner to

YOU'LL NEVER WANK ALONE!

which is certainly true while you've got Salah, Mane, Alcantara on the team not to.mention all those other pretty little puckers!!!!!