Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

Whoops! Wrong banner but I think you see where I'm cumming from!

 

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These two guys have volunteered as cumdumps for the charity fuckathon, proceeds in aid of the Ukrainian war effort!

They charge £125 a fuck but when your cockhead is about to engage with their puckers a sign flashes up in the manner of the Tesco self-service tills displaying the words

"Would you like to round your fuck up to £200!?"

 

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Not to mention all those smelly shitters in the crowd!

I'd certainly be willing to round my donation up to the next whole number to shag the guy in the middle and his sexy friend in the orange and yellow scarf!

 

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The goalkeeper is Geronimo Rulli but who is the sexy number 12 in yellow!?



I can well imagine myself shouting "GERONIMO" as I bareback that little fucker!

 

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29 year old KIEFFER MOORE who plays for Bournemouth!



We all know about Oliver Twist who said

"Please Sir can I have some more!?"

I'm.sure we could all see ourselves going up to the Bournemouth manager and saying

"Please Sir can I have some MOORE!?"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There is a tendency to "overlook" cricketers although quite frankly I would prefer to "look them over" but that's another matter!

20 year old HENRY CROCOMBE who plays for Sussex looks pretty sniff and shagworthy to me!



I couldn't imagine anyone raising any objection to sniffing the seat of HIS smellers although of course such an action may cause them to raise other things!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

He looks as if he has some pretty horny teammates too!



OUT FOR A DUCK means (straight into the changing room and) IN FOR A FUCK!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Both cricket and polo were very popular during the days of the British Raj in India!
In those days the Europeans had Indian servants to do everything for them! There were cha wallahs to.make the tea so.one wonders whether there were also SMELLER WALLAHS who would divest their Sahibs of their dirty smelly socks and pants after a particularly gruelling polo match!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I wonder how many of those smeller wallahs were caught hyperventilating on that dirty brown stain on the.seats of the underpants worn by their lords and masters after they had been bobbing up and down in the saddle for two.hours and how many of them were then soundly buggered for their impudence!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"The cunt in the row behind us has got his hand up my arse!"

"Yep and he's got the other one up mine!"

 

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If any of you watched the match between Man Utd and Chelsea you couldn't have failed to notice the gorgeous Spaniard ALEJANDRO GARNACHO who is not legal till 1 July! Sorry chaps but go to Google if you are desperate!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Australian tennis player MARC POLMANS hits 25 on Monday!



Would love to see his lob biut would rather see his knob!

Would love to see his forehand but would rather see his foteskin!

Would love to see his backhand smash but would rather see his backdoor gash!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

26 year old French tennis player ANTOINE HOANG

 

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34 year old tennis player ALBERTO VINOLAS is traumatised as an eight inch erect cock slips up his arse and the following words are whispered into his ear!

" I want my nice hard ice lolly to get a covering of chocolate!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

However as the mystery assailant starts up a steady pounding of his pucker the expression on Albert's face changes! He likes it!

 

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However thirty minutes of relentless pounding take their toll of that now red raw shit chute as the rings under his eyes demonstrate!

 

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With the cum dripping out from.between the cheeks of his arse he pulls up his panties and turns round only to find that the mystery assailant was none other than his old sparring partner Novak Djokovic who after that mammoth effort will doubtless be calling out

"New balls please!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"So what's the point of learning all this fucking shit! I'm a top class footballer earning megabucks!

Why would I want to know the meaning of INVERSELY PROPORTIONAL What does it mean anyway!

It might be best explained by using an example

The size of your cock is inversely proportional to the size of your brain!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

And as for you the beauty of your countenance is inversely proprtional to the filthy skuns I saw and sniffed in the laundry basket in your bathroom when i went for a slash!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

We've just come back from having our second Covid jab at the clinic!

The doctor was very reassuring!

He simply said:

"It's just one little prick......or us it five!?"