Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

"There's no need to rub it in! I've got a date with a really fit bird tonight with tits the size of melons and I don't want it to be the first and last date!"

"Well it won't grow just by looking at it mate!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Whether it's fine dining in the most exclusive restaurant flanked ( or should .that be "wanked")on one side by a beautiful woman and on the other by a bottle of Chateauneuf du Pape

Or

A curry and six pints with the lads

Or

Just a burger and chips washed down with a coke

It always ends the same way for Jack Grealish

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you could lube your hole up as soon as you get in there then it gives us more time before the half time whistle goes! Just make sure you get deep into the crack cos once my cock's inside you it won't show any mercy! I haven't been nicknamed "Vlad the Impaler"for nothing!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

51 year old coach Andreas Bornemann looks like the Dutch version of our very own Philip Schofield! Let's hope he treats his wife and children better than did the star of "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Rainbow Coat!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Here he is in action!

"So boys do you think you could take my cock!"

"Wow boss that's a big one but we are your special boys and we never say no to a challenge!"

"Just two conditions! You keep your hood on while I'm fucking you and those smelly black socks! The smell of unwashed feet turns me on while I'm 69ing and it makes me fuck harder!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I'm really sorry I had to.punish you by taking you off the field but maybe next time I tell you I want to ride you bareback and send two.pints of my manmilk up your black shitter you won't get all moralistic about using a condom and the dangers of STDs!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

26 year old REDA KHARCHOUCH has come to Holland via Morocco!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

He has already been faced with two dilemmas!

If you look at this photo you will see that he appears traumatised and he is!

The reason being he has just caught sight of his girlfriend in the crowd and his coach has one hand between her legs and one hand grabbing her tits!



So what course of action.is open to him as an Islamic man!? He cannot stone her in a European country in this day and age!

Secondly one of his teammates has made unwelcome advances both in the dressing room and on the field and poor Reza is not quite sure how to respond to comments like

"Phwoar! I've often been given the cum on by a bloke winking at me but I've never been winked at by a pucker before! Just tell me where and when.mate!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I once had a couple of Albanian students called REZA and BLEDA!

It just sounded like a translation of Razor blade!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It didn't take 18 year old ROCCO ROBERT SHEIN of Estonia long to work out that he had something between his legs that could give pleasure to his teammates at Utrecht as PONTUS ALMQUIST is discovering!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How do you feel about this chap boys!?

26 year old Kosovan LEART PAQARADA who plays for German team Saint Pauli!

I love that team because they play in a brown strip which is an automatic turn-on for me for obvious reasons!



Just take a moment to look at this photo! Look into his eyes and kiss those lips! His ankles are resting on your shoulders! He's just played ninety minutes and his feet stink but you sniff first one and then the other and your cock starts throbbing as it approaches that winking,stinking little pink pucker.........

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just savour these photos in quiet contemplation boys and let your imaginations soar, let your cocks rise and let the cum trickle down your legs.........

 

[Sniffademskidz]

He knows how much his teammates want to fuck him and you only have to glance at the demonic looks on their faces to.know that this is true!!!!!!!



He's teasing them about the size of their cocks but deep down he knows that an hour from now he is going to emerge from the Saint Pauli dressing room very sore and possibly bleeding from that ordeal.......

 

[Sniffademskidz]

One...two....three....four!
Poke that pussy till it's sore

Five....six....seven....eight
Your arse is in a fucking state!

Nine...ten...eleven...twelve
Into your hole we'll happily delve!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you're quick on the uptake you will have noticed that there are eleven players in a team but twelve participants in this entertainment which I have baptised

BOLLOCKING THE BALKAN!

I felt it was only right that the team mascot a fucking great bull mastiff with pendulous ,low-hanging bollocks should be allowed to get his rocks off too!

After all he has often been referred to as man's best friend!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

And here is the little fella!



He goes by the name of SHAGGER!

He'll either lick you to death or fuck you to death depending on his mood and I think today it's going to be the latter so spread those cheeks LEART and let the games begin......

Of course the big debate is whether in.nine months' time LEART PAQARADA will be giving birth to a beautiful bouncing baby boy or a fucking bulldog!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I don't normally go for the ginger gingas but 26 year old David Carson is pretty decent both front and back but if it all gets too much for me while I'm doing him 69 I can always flip him over onto his stomach or reach into my rucksack for my trusty brown paper bag!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

20 year old REECE MCALEAR is a completely different ball game!



I'd certainly "Mclear" his anal canal of any foreign bodies before injecting him with my special cleansing cream!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I've never been a great fan of long hair on a man but to borrow an expression used in a previous text

"My interest in the hair on his head is inversely proportional to my interest in the hair sprouting from between the cheeks of his arse unless of course he is the proud owner of a shaven haven!



Just look at those Guendouzi glutes!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

At 45 RUUD VAN NISTELROOY is still such a stud!