Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

BURNLEY TILL I DIE!?

Well I'm sure something can be arranged!

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No probs! I'll stick to the whisky!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

48 year old Burnley football coach MICHAEL JACKSON not to be confused with the other Michael Jackson of blessed memory who sang

"Can you feel it!?"

However given the sex appeal of the football coach I would certainly risk rubbing my cock.up against the crack.of his arse and repeating those immortal words!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

32 year old ASHLEY WESTWOOD!



One is torn between a sense of sympathy for him in such a predicament and a perverse pleasure at the thought of him powerless to resist you on the physio table once you have tied up the real physio and locked him in a cupboard!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I find this photo of Japanese GENKI HARAGUCHI and German NICO SCHLOTTERBECK both erotic and symbolic!

Eighty years ago, their great grandparents belonged to a generation that had cemented an alliance with a treaty!



Eighty years down the line it would be wonderful to see their descendants secure an alliance with a different type of cement!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is Harry Winks winking



And this is Harry Winks........

 

[Sniffademskidz]

SNIFFERS' PARADISE!



Gotta catch 'em first!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

22 year old Dutch footballer STIJN MEIJER!



Just look at his face boys and then think about the last time you filled up the tank of your car with petrol!

You unscrewed the petrol cap, placed the nozzle inside an empty tank and let the tank fill up for what seemed an eternity!

Now just imagine thrusting your nozzle inside his empty tank and pumping away until the tank was full to overflowing!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

21 year old JOE ADAMS !



You can clearly see Joe but I think the boy right at the back up the top there scores the highest on the hornometer!



And Joe is never one to pass up the chance of a shag even if it's a quick one in the bushes before training!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Would love to know the identity of the Clark Kent lookalike on the right!



As I said once before these nerdy looking types generally have the tightest tastiest smelliest shitters you could ever wish for!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"For fucks sake! For a first date you arrange for us to meet in a football stadium and the only information I get is

"I'm the one wearing a peach-coloured cap!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hunky 39 year old coach ROB EDWARDS!



A cross between Steven Gerrard and Gareth Bale perhaos!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Here's a hot threesome for you!

ARMANDO BROJA
NATHAN TELLA
YAN VALERY



Armando and Yan may feel the need to cum clean to their wives after the dirty deed but Nathan's wife will never know about it because he will never TELLA!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Brentford goalkeeper DAVID RAYA from Spain!



How appropriate that he should be wearing a bright pink shirt with HOLLYWOOD emblazoned across it!

Well his cock is certainly "acting up" and he should definitely get an Oscar for that part!

Let's hope that the Oscar he gets is blessed with a ten inch todger!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Elvis Presley was born on 8 January 1935 and arguably his most famous song was

"Ain't nothing but a hound dog crying all night!"

28 year old German footballer ROBERT GLATZEL was also born on 8 January and his most famous song has simply got to be

"Ain't nothing but a horn dog fucking all night!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You may be conversant with the English expression

"A nine day wonder!"

which means that the interest in or fascination for something is short-lived and originates from Lady Jane Grey who was the uncrowned queen of England for nine days in 1553!

Robert Glatzel wears number 9 and I'm sure we would all agree that our interest in this sex God could not be restricted to a mere nine days!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

A warning to all 18 year old girls who have the temerity to ask him for his autograph!

There is a price to pay if you want to see it in that light!

He has broken the record for the time it takes from signing an autograph to getting the petitioner's panties off!

Be careful girls! This bastard will split you in two with his tremendous todger especially if you have big tasty melons and as he floods your pussy this is the face you will see!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Of course if you happen to be a dental nurse by profession you will be able to carry out a quick routine check of his gnashers in the time it takes him to fill your own cavity!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The future's bright ! The future's orange!



He's predominantly a fish man but he will never turn his nose up at a nice bit of rump steak!



"You're a dirty little fucker on the pitch and I assume you are equally dirty in bed and that's why I'm giving you a card which will entitle you to free rides all night at Heidi's hareem!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How thoughtful of JUAN SANABRIA to advertise the fact that that he is legal!



It's so refreshing to be able to cut straight to the chase and dispense with all those boring preliminary chat up lines!

I don't think anyone would need much encouragement to make an assault on that little hole!

 

[rusevcrush2]

Any actual pictures of faces in footballers booties?