Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

In all honesty whom can one trust these days!?

One sends a request into the sign writer for a sign worded

"KEEP OFF THE ASS!"

and one is delivered this!



The task of deflowering my dear little boys is down to the coach and none other! Fortunately I fulfil that role and with any luck I shall soon be filling this hole!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Three shades of CARLOS ANTUNA

Before



During



And after

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Any actual pictures of faces in footballers booties?

I think I have already posted some but will endeavour to repost

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This one is Ibrahimovic but it looks photoshopped to me!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

20 year old KION ETETE who.plays for Cheltenham on loan from Spurs!





I'm nor sure about University of Northampton! More likely to be BIGhampton!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I think we are going to see a lot more of this boy in the future and if I could get his knickers off we wouldn't have to wait that long!



What a great pairing he and Jamie Bowden would make





First class Honours!? I think it's more a case of First Class Boners!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

25 year old Austrian MANFRED FISCHER!



Fischer indeed! Well I'd certainly cast my rod in that (c)anal and I am already salivating at the thought of what I might cum up with!





There are a lot of people whose face I would obscure while I was 69ong them but you're not one of them darling!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

sniff 'em!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

An impressive 5-0 win for Man City over Newcastle!

My own personal theory is that Pep Guardiola signed up Jack Grealish because he knew that the mere sight of that smelly crack would spur the rest of the team on to greatness!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The Newcastle players had only this to look at!



which goes some way to explaining the result!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Daniel James trying to spur his teammates on using the same strategy as Jack Grealish but regrettably ARSEnal still won out despite that blue ARSE on show!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

20 year old Brazilian GABRIEL MARTINELLI was born on the 186th anniversary of the Battle of Waterloo so he deserves special respect!



I'm sure that if he had flashed those beautiful buns at the French army all those years ago they would have surrendered without a shot being fired!



Oh my Lord! To run my nose along that smelly crack!!!!

And just look at those socks rolled over the knees! So fucking sexy!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Sweet little SEBASTIAN SYZMANSKI getting a good rubdown from an overzealous masseur!



Gorgeous little cherub who is actually 22 and looking a lot younger than his years!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

So if you'd just like to read through the contract and sign it!

I'll just get you out of these cumbersome jeans to make you more comfortable and while you're digesting the contents of the contract I can be digesting the contents of your arsehole!

If you look carefully at section 1.5 subsection 6a you will see

"The new signing must render himself edible in every aspect to club manager ,club owner, teammates and that fat git who runs the burger stall outside the stadium!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"What the fuck is the meaning of this!?

I come back to my office to find my new signing with his feet on.my desk when he should be out on the pitch traiming!

You've got two seconds to get your dirty smelly feet off my desk and onto my shoulders!

We'll start with some horizontal.jogging and then move on to some more intense sphincter stretching!

I'll make sure this is a workout you never forget!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'd so love to stick my nose up Jack's arse cos when people say to me

"You don't know Jack shit!"

I'll be able to say

"Yes I fucking do!!!!!!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Here's HARVEY SAUNDERS and it's no accident that that arrow is pointing to a nice bit of PRIME beef!

 

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Here he is with CAMERON JOHN in what promises to.be a bit of ebony and ivory!



And here is the beautiful face of Cameron John!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

SCOTT MCTOMINAY is definitely worth a sniff!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Jack has become so unkempt and scruffy looking since the day that he first appeared on our screens looking like a boisterous little Easter bunny



However there is something very horny about that uncared for look!

In Latin countries they take great care to wash their arse after a crap but this contrasts starkly with our Jack who comes in after ninety minutes on the field pulls down his sweaty skuns and has a good six-pound dump!

He uses barely two squares of loo roll on his pucker and then pulls up those sweaty pants which act like blotting paper on a still shitty arse!