Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

Can just imagine that dirty old cunt on.the right doing him 69 on the desk in his office!



You've heard of SWALK ( Sealed with a loving kiss!)

Well this is SWATC ( sealed with a throbbing cock!)

More of this little beauty!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When I was young you could dial 8081 and listen to the speaking clock!

"At the third stroke the time will be 805 and thirty seconds!"

Several years down the line the SPEAKING clock has metamorphosed into the SPUNKING clock but not quite so reliable!

So is it ten past two or quarter past three!????

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How about CALEB POULTER of the afl!?



I've heard of "tossing the caber" which is a popular Highland sport but "tossing the caber!!!!!"

Mmmmm!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

So marks out of ten for his cock first!



And now his arse!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

SCOTT PENDLEBURY of the afl!



I'm sure that Mr Pendlebury has very "pendulous berries" and one wonders whether those low hangers might just be plums!

If so may I get my "gums round your plums" and my "kisser round your pisser!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

WOUT WEGHORST!



"What a clever boy you are! So you can kiss your own arm but can you kiss your own arse!"

We can see from this picture that you can certainly fondle it!



At least you admit that you can't kiss your own tits and you have decided to let someone else have the job!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Whoops! Two addenda here! Must be early onset Alzheimer's!

He can.kiss his own arm!

And " tossing the caleb!"

Mea maxima culpa!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

20 year old BORIS VAN SCHUPPEN!



"Actually Boris I would day that you were more than OK! Have you ever thought of changing your name to VAN SLURPEN!?"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

THE PACK WELCOMES YOU!

This is the welcome you will receive when you go and see Wolverhampton Wanderers play at their home ground!

And this is the welcome you will receive when you arrive at the SHERATON HOTEL in London !

An obliging Bell boy will drop his trousers and announce with a smile on his face!

"Good afternoon Sir!



THE PACKAGE WELCOMES YOU!"

After all if you want quality you have to pay for it!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's such a bugger (if only!) when the most beautiful boy in the Manchester United Youth team and the star of the match last night ALEJANDRO GARNACHO cannot be posted because he wasn't born till 1 July 2004!

However his teammate and hunky goalkeeper VITEK RADEK was born on 24 October 2003!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

An here is the very 18 year VITEK RADEK looking divinely buggerable in his black suit and smelly black socks!



More of this hunk of spunk



I particularly like this photo! Something about his hair!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This looks like a photo from the notorious SPOT THE BALL competition of yesteryear although there is really only one type of ball that we are interested in!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

These new detachable penises just serve to illustrate that one cannot halt the march of technology!

I would like to show how one can perform a blow job while my colleague will endeavour to wank using this new device!

I will then whip his jeans off and show how there can be interaction between two people!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I don't think this sign would have been much in evidence in Toxteth and Brixton in the summer of 1981!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If ever a supporter needed a good seeing to it's this blonde- haired lad in the front of the photo sporting a fake gold chain!



I wonder how far he would be willing to go in order to get an autograph from the likes of Ronaldo, Messi, Grealish and Foden!!!

The jury is still out and so is his arse ( we hope!!!!)

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Dad! He's got his finger up my arse!!"

"Keep smiling son! ThIs deal is worth millions and if he wants to take things even further we might have to change your name from ROMEO to RODEO!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

23 year old German footballer ARNIE MAIER!

Wouldn't mind sniffing those babies!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

And here are those very babies in white!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When you've got an arse like GERMANO BERTRAME it's probably not the best idea to stay in this position for long!



This is inevitably the result!



And it's even more of a shock when you realise that the sperm donor is that lovely cuddly fluffy canine who has become the team mascot and mistaken your arse for a tree!



There's always consolation though!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

And here he seems to be in.labour!