Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

19 year old ADRIAN BEGG of the afl!



I think I'd

"BEG BEGG TO BE BUGGERED!!!!!"

 

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Apparently this new coach is from Ghana with bollocks like melons!

His todger's so big that when his purple head is entering his wife's pussy in the bedroom he's just walking through the front door and shouts up the stairs

"Hi honey! I'm home!"

He can seed a whole team of football players in one "sitting!"



"Oh fuck! He'll destroy our arses!"

"Just keep your head down and think of Australia!"

 

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"So Jarrod have you and your wife ever been able to have a god snog while you're fucking!? I would imagine you'd have to be a contortionist given the disparity in height!"



"Well I make up for it in other ways!!!"

 

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23 year old BRADLEY CLOSE of the afl!



You can tell just by looking at him that his arse fucking stinks!

What a horny little fucker!!!!!

 

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Here he is with his mates!



And here they are pictured with their coach!



I bet that dirty old fucker has had the lot of them!

I can't bear to think that he has polluted my Bradley's pretty pink pucker with his putrid and pustullating penis!!!

 

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"So Bradley can you tell us about the physical assault you sustained!?"



"Well the talent scout came to watch me play and then invited me back to his hotel room to give me some "feedback!"

He told me that my ball control was great and that I was fast on my feet but then he told me that he wanted to know what I was like on my back!

He threw me down on my face onto the bed and started to sniff my arse! I struggled and made it clear that I wasn't having any of it so he gave me a black eye and told me not to think about a career in professional football!"

 

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ALFONSO LICERAS!



Pretty close to perfection I'd say!!!

 

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The chap on the right of the photo behind Christian Pulisics lady is the family handyman who goes everywhere with the couple and is able to turn his hand to anything!!!

He's a dab hand with nuts and screws!!

 

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I would normally insist on a trial before I took anybody into the first team but with an arse like that I will waive the trial just for the thought of being able to bang you into the middle of next week at the end of every match!

You will simply need to sign a piece of paper saying that I have complete and unrestricted access to your arse for the purposes of improving your own health and well being and to assist my cock in doing a few sit-ups!!!

 

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GILES MORETTON President of the French Tennis Federation and my senior by only a few days!

I think that this photo is much more effective than a sign saying:

TENNIS CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH!!!

I think I will stick to my bike ( literally!)

 

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32 year old MARK BEEVERS who plays for Peterborough United!



I would happily feed his beever although I am not sure what they eat!

Hopefully frankfurter and tongue which is all I can offer !

 

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CHEM CAMPBELL and CHRISTIAN MARQUES two 19 year olds from Wolverhampton Wanderers!



What a pairing they would make as the end of their teenage symbolises the end of their innocence!



Who in their right mind would pass up the chance to see these two "wandering all over each other's hamptons!!!!!"

 

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Edible JACOB RAMSEY of ASS TONGUE FILLA ( Whoops! Slip of the keyboard there!) Should have read:

ASTON VILLA!

hit 21 yesterday!



Let's hope that there was a good spread ( not to mention spreading of the legs!) Including fluffy chocolate buns filled with rich cream!

 

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19 year old FINNLEY SHRIMPTON and 18 year old ETHAN YOUNG both play for Scunthorpe United!



Ironic that they should play for Scun Thorpe United ! Must have something to do with their filthy scuns ( I've never been able to ascertain whether this colloquial word for men's underpants is spelt SCUNS or SKUNS!) when they cum off the pitch after ninety minutes!

Would love to get these two bent over the table in just their sweat-soaked panties at the end of the match running my nose up the crack of first the one and then the other trying to decide which of those two pink puckers, just like a fine wine, exhibits the finest bouquet!!!!

 

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I especially like the dimples in Finnley"s cheeks!



And the dimples in THESE cheeks are not bad either!!!



Sorry Ethan sweetheart! Don't want you to feel "overlooked" but hope you don't mind feeling " looked over!"

 

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"Whatever happened to the gentle art of wooing and pursuing a woman!?"

 

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Gorgeous 28 year old Spaniard ERIC CURBELO!



Just look at the arse on him!



He is a dead ringer for the tour guide that took us up the Amazon in 2001!

I remember we got out of the boat to look at the humid city of Manaus! He bent down just in front of me to tie his shoelace and called over his shoulder

"Have you ever been up the Orinoco Sir!?"

To which I replied staring at his beautiful buns:

"No but I don't think it will be long before I take a trip up the Orifice!!!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Arguably the greatest psychological debate in history has been that of "Nature versus Nurture" ergo

Are we born with our Nature or is it formed by external influences!?

This is closely followed by the next debate in importance ie

PECKER versus PUCKER!

This may be best illustrated using photographs of the young 18 year old Serbian footballer MILOS KERKEZ!

Pecker



Or

Pucker



The Latin word VERSUS means "against"

So the only logical conclusion that we can draw is that

"Pecker against pucker has the seeds of a satisfying shag!!!!!"

 

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"There's so much noise and confusion here that I doubt whether anyone will notice me sticking my nose up his arse!!!!!"

 

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Just take a moment to look at this beautiful Belgian boy SIEBE HOREMANS who hits 24 on Thursday!



The beautiful tanned and flawless complexion, the dark eyes and that little clump of dark hair cascading seductively over his forehead!