Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

How gracious of him to let us know that he banks with VDK

The

Very
Dirty
Knickers

bank!



I have always deemed it a rather delicious irony that the most aesthetically beautiful males generally have the filthiest, dirtiest skuns!!!

I bet the moment he he steps out of his sweaty, smelly skidded briefs they walk unaided in the direction of the laundry basket!

I'm sure that he could plant a row of strawberries in the seat of his underpants and be confident of a good crop!

And what are strawberries without cream!??

However it is OUR job to provide the cream eh boys!?!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

20 year old Irish International DENNIS CIRKIN is definitely worth a sniff!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I particularly like this photo of his firm thighs!!



You wouldn't stand much chance in the grip of those!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

One can only imagine the words passing between these two Irish footballers in this rather erotic scene!



Now contrast this with the cum face on this little sprog as he shoots his load into his girlfriend's pussy for the first time!



Doubtless the words

"You fucking bitch!"

are frequent visitors to the conversation!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

25 year old BAILEY GAITHER of the Pittsburgh Maulers!



If anyone is about to be mauled I would say it was he!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Let your imagination run riot and think of a world in which all banks are staffed by drop dead gorgeous young 18 year old men in suits!



Your trip to the bank might go something like this!

"Good morning Sir! How can I help you!?



"I'd like to make a deposit!"

"Certainly Sir!"

The young man drops his trousers steps, out of them and lies on the counter with his legs in the air!

You lose no time in running your nose along the crack of his arse to get the juices flowing and then down cum his panties and you thrust your erect todger between his buns and begin the deposit!

After a few minutes the lad, obviously in ecstasy, looks up nto your eyes and amid groans and heavy breaths declares

"Please remember Sir that this is a deposit account so you cannot withdraw anything for at least 24 hours!"

"Don't worry young man! I have no intention.of making any withdrawals! I'm in for the long haul and have even brought my packed lunch!

Now open those legs as wide as you can till the transaction has gone through!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Robert Lewandoski.....big feet......big.....

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Darrell Clark 44 year old manager of Port Vale!

SNIFF HIS ARSE!!!!

Here he is in his youth and looking even more arse sniffable!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'm sure that if my hand were resting on the arse cheek of 20 year old HUGO WENTGES I would be making a similar face!



I'm a "black sock" man as everyone knows so would love to peel those babies off him and have a good whiff!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Another black sock guy is 23 year old squash player LWAMBA CHILESHE who is NZ via Zambia!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How about 20 year old KRISTOFFER AJER from Norway!?



I wouldn't mind taking a trip up HIS fjords!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Gorgeous 22 year olds JAMIE SHACKLETON and ROBBIE GOTTS certainly look well DISposed towards each other!



Whereas in THIS photo they are looking slightly more EXposed!



Keep peeling those layers off boys!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

20 year old Australian diver SAM FRICKER hinting that there is plenty of friction at the Fricker front door!



Could be a nice pairing but the body language might mean that the gays are in with a chance!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Then again I might have got it wrong!



No I've definitely got it wrong!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you think that Jamie Shackleton is in pursuit of the ball I'm afraid you'd be wrong!

He is certainly in.pursuit of something big round and bouncy but these are to be found both at the back and the front of the Grealish shorts!



By the look on Jack's face he has certainly twigged what's on Jamie's mind!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

28 year old Dutch goalie MARK FLEKKEN is definitely worth a sniff!



And the manager who has come to the same conclusion is about to go in for the kill!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How about this for an example of alliteration!?

"Prizing pestilential putrifying panties from pretty pink puckers provides permanent pleasure for perverted punters paying preposterous prices to poke puerile pussy!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This must be the Australian version of a duel and gives new meaning to the expression

A COCK FIGHT!

"Back to your corners and cum out fighting boys!
No biting just good plain old sucking and fucking!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"When shall we three meet again!?
In thunder lightning or in rain!?"



Well these three boys are certainly a step up from the witches of Macbeth!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Italian tennis player JANNIK SINNER



The word "sinner" in Italian is "peccatore" and I'm sure that we would all like a "tore" of his "pecca"!!!!