Sniffing footballers' arses!

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JAKE WHYBROW and CAMERON KIZAN of the afl are now officially and legally entitled to be cherrypopped!



Just need a few more now and we can make some cherry jam!

Jake is the stallion with the long flowing black mane which will give you something to hang onto while you are riding him bareback!



However my choice would be little Cameron and my "camera" would always be trained "on" his sweet little Kizan!!

 

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It's going to be a long time before I have the right to post any pictures of the studly AMIN NAIM and RUBEN RODE ( no relation to ROCKY ROAD!) but there is always Google for the curious!

 

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TRENT MAROTTA of the afl turned 18 on the 78th anniversary of the D-Day Landings!



The D-Day landings were very much an

"assault on the French beach"

whereas popping this little lad's cherry will be rather more a case of

ASSAULT ON THE AUSTRALIAN BITCH!!!!!

 

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Number 15 LUKE CHAMBERS celebrated his 18th birthday yesterday 24 June and all these photos were taken today!!!!



Who wants to be the first to ease down his smellers and make a man of him!!!!!!

 

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18 year old Israeli footballer TAY KASSUS ABED!



"Tay kassus abed" sounds very much like

"Take asses abed!"

Quite frankly I'll take an ass anywhere- abed, on the floor, against the wall!!!!

 

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Would love to yank down their lycra shorts, bend them over and run my tongue along their arsecracks as if I were playing a xylophone!



I'm sure I could cum up with a respectable version of

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

 

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British hurdler SEAMUS DERBYSHIRE!



I'd very happily "shear" his overgrown "Derby" and would experience absolutely no sense of "shame" in doing so!

 

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DANIEL JEBBISON!



That's about the closest you are ever likely to get to the DCL love tunnel so ram a couple of fingers up there and bugger the consequences!

 

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Love the way Daniel is wearing those socks above his knees!



Would love to peel them off him before pounding him senseless!

That could be a new catch phrase:

PEEL AND POUND!!!!

 

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LACHLAN REIDY born on 4 June 2004!

He looks a bit of a gormless nerd but those are the ones to watch out for cos once you've inserted your todger in their ignition they can go from 0 to 100 mph in less than sixty seconds!!!!!



And here's another gormless looking nerd but the chap behind thinks he's got a chassis worth taking for a spin!

 

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Everything is so upfront and out in the open these days!

I mean how gracious of these young afl players to announce to us that they are all virgins and that we will need to remove the cobwebs from between their arse cheeks before we can make that first all-important and character-forming assault on their Ayres Rocks!!!!

 

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When I came upon these pictures of 22 year old American gymnast JACK FREEMAN I was reminded of the 1977 song by Tom Robinson

2 4 6 8 Motorway !

which i have reproduced here with some slight variations:



2 4 6 8 ejaculate!

Me and my todger fucking on through the night!

3 5 7 9 your arse is all mine!

My Rock hard cock pounds your sweet little pussy so tight!

 

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A few more photos of my "flexible friend!!!"

 

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And now for another Jack!

One might almost say "a jack for a jack!"

This is British decathlete JACK TURNER who celebrates his 21st birthday on 11 July!



I'd happily give him the "key of the door" the only problem being that I might not be able to stop turning it in the lock!!!!

 

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19 year old ROY REVIVO of Israel!



The irony of his surname lies in the fact that when a player lost consciousness on the pitch once they simply got Roy to sit on his face and the pungent smell emanating from between the cheeks of his arse brought the injured player back to life in a matter of seconds!

Far more effective than any smelling salts!

 

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"I was gracious enough to let you cum in my arse every day this week and you reward me by screwing the coach! You bastard!"

 

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These guy play for The SUNS afl!



We often hear the expression "globes of sun" in a weather forecast but these red globes certainly cum a close second!!!

 

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I get the distinct impression that the guy on the ground has noticed some unusual activity in the vicinity of Massimo d'Ambrosio's underpants!!!

 

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Patrick Lipinski is looking particularly fine in this photo and I would like nothing more than to put my "lip in ski!"



JOSH DAICOS is also showing superb definition in those limbs!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Here's a new cummer

in just his eighteenth summer

but to me he's not just a number

and if he were promised to another t'would be such a bummer!