Sniffing footballers' arses!

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I have yet to decide whether JOE REDMOND is the most courageous man on the planet or the stupidest!!!!

 

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22 year old GERALDO BAJRAMI who plays for Notts County would so get it!!!!!!!



I'd happily RAM his BAJ if it's what I think it is!!!

 

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CHRIS FORRESTER and EOIN DOYLE of Saint Patrick's are both welcome to stick their todgers in my pint of Guinness although it's getting a bit crowded in there now!



It gives new neaning to the phrase:

"My cup is overflowing!"

And in the words of the 1970s Crest Bear!

"It's frothy man!!!

 

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Gorgeous 26 year old French tennis player HUGO GRENIER!



The French word "grenier " translates into English as "attic!"

Well we know about CASH IN THE ATTIC!

Maybe Matty could do with some company up there in the guise of Hugo!!!!

 

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Total respect for Rafael Nadal at 36 for his victory today but devastated that we will not be seeing 23 year old Argentinian FRANCISCO CERUNDOLO again!

 

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We all have our reservations about Cristian Ronaldo! We see him as vain and arrogant and some see him as Mister Plastic both physically and emotionally!



However principled we may be you can bet your life that if he were ever to flash his tight Portuguese buns in our face, unlikely as the prospect may be, not one of us would hold firm to our principles.....we would all be holding on to that firm arse!!!!

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We all have our reservations about Cristian Ronaldo! We see him as vain and arrogant and some see him as Mister Plastic both physically and emotionally!



However principled we may be you can bet your life that if he were ever to flash his tight Portuguese buns in our face, unlikely as the prospect may be, not one of us would hold firm to our principles.....we would all be holding on to that firm arse!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

MAURITS KJAERGAARD of Denmark celebrated his 19th birthday only three days ago!



Just take a moment to contemplate that beautiful visage!

The superb skin tones, that tousled blonde hair and those fine high cheeks bones guaranteed to give us all a boner!!!

I can just imagine what is being said in this photo:



"The thing is Maurits you might be serious by nature but at a press conference you are expected to smile and if the only way we can get you to do that is for me to stick the fingers of my right hand up your arse then so be it!"

 

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Here we see him with Benjamin Sesko who is also 19 and plays for Red Bull Salzburg!



It would be great to think that there was more than just fraternal affection between them but Ben looks chavvily straight in a Slovenian sort of way!! He looks the type to say to his girlfriend:

"The baby's had long enough on your tits!it's MY turn now!!!!

 

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Just heard that ALEX NEWBY from Rochdale will be joining us at Colchester United at the start of the " newby" season!



I'll make sure I get as close up to him as I can when they are doing their stretching exercises pitch side just before the match!



"Eee Alex lad! Bend over and let me sniff thy fookin' ass!"



Looks as if he might like meat as well as fish!

 

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Can't remember the name of this chap but he is a dead ringer for John Stones from behind!



This is the front view!

 

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If ever two cricketers need to get it on together it was BROAD and FOAKES!



What a pairing these two would make!

They would certainly never be stumped at what to do with each other's middle wickets!



Nor would they have to worry about the consequences of "bowling a maiden over" because if they bowled "jaffas "which are seedless .........Well......no concerns nine months down the line!!!!

 

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19 year old Italian footballer VALERIO BIAGINI!



"OK mate! Well done! You've got his shorts off! Now get his knickers off and shag the arse off him!"

 

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MAURITS KJAERGAARD!



There used to be an advert on tv which went

"Danes brew the best lager in the world!"

although having ridden this blonde stud I bet both these guys can attest to the fact that the Danes also make the best "cumdumps" in the world!

Can just imagine that dirty old cunt on the left dribbling over all that beauty as he fights to maintain an erection inside that Danish pastry, puffing bravely away ......would love to witness that!!!!!

 

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I just love this picture of Argentinian NICOLAS CAPALDO



The skin tone, that quasi moronic chavvy look staring back at you as you are doing him 69 with his ankles resting on your shoulders, yourself totally intoxicated by the stink of his smelly feet after ninety minutes on the pitch!



Lucky cameraman! Oh what I wouldn't give just to sniff that fucking crack!!!

 

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'So are you saying that just by sniffing that groin guard you can tell which player it belongs to!?"

"Yep! Just watch me as I hand it back to the player concerned with the words

I think you've dropped something mate!"

Not just that! I can identify any player by the skidmarks he leaves on the seat of his underpants!"

"You dirty cunt!"

 

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19 year old Arsenal goalkeeper TOM SMITH is clearly uncomfortable about being asked to spread his legs for the camera!



However you can tell by the look on the face of the coach that he fully intends to know his boys "inside and out" with the ( back) passage of time!



I'm sure he will soon have licked young Tom into shape!



and that he will soon be leading his teammates in a countryside gangbang worthy of Helix Studios!!!!

 

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Look at this little "shop of horrors" boys!

First of all we have the BORUSSIA DORTMUND TEAM II kit managers:

HARALD VOELKEL and PAUL JANOWSKI



Then we have video analyst JAN FREDERICK LUIG



and finally physio MARKUS LANGER!



Can you imagine these four pervy-looking cunts being let loose on all that beautiful virginal flesh in the dressing room!!!!!!

 

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Picture, if you will, 18 year old SILAS OSTRINSKI walking into the dressing room after a gruelling ninety minutes on the pitch, drops his sweaty, smelly skidded smellers, peels off his sweat soaked socks and disappears into the shower while the two pervy old kit managers compete with each other to see who can reach those skidded skuns and be the first to hyperventilate on that coveted brown stripe!!!!

 

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Not to worry chaps if you are looking for skidded underpants you are in for both a treat and a feast as the rest of the team drag themselves wearily into the dressing room, step out of their smellers and join Silas in the shower!

 

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By a unanimous vote the patrons of our gym have decided to offer you the job of personal trainer!



Remember that this is a very exclusive gym frequented by some of the wealthiest men in the world who have stipulated that they want complete and unrestricted access to their personal trainer when he is on the job!

These sugar daddies will provide the cream and all you have to do is allow them to sample the chocolate between your buns and the cheese of your socks!!!!!!