Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

18 year old CHARLIE PATINO!



It looks as if everyone wants to fuck him!



Although Nuno Tavares looks as if he might have the most persuasive chat-up line!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

He certainly looks very dirty in this picture! I wonder if that is reflected between the sheets!

 

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It's very gracious of 20 year old ZAC SWANSON to let us know exactly where he stands ( or lies!) with regard to preferred sexual position!



Ben White is losing no time in acting on information received!



and others are following suit!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

21 year old RHYS WILLIAMS is badly in need of his first 5,000 mile service!

For anyone that doesn't know this lad he is the tall guy second from the left!



He is just so gorgeous and the original "sex on long slim legs!"



Thrre are some fantastic pictures of him training in those figure-hugging black sweatpants that I need to dig out!

I bet his arse fucking stinks!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'm not sure that any comment is necessary here!



However I would advise him to make sure that his helmet is securely fastened when riding both his bike and his girlfriend to prevent any accidents!



Having said that the world would be a much better place having his smelly arse duplicated and triplicated!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

20 year old Italian MATTEO CANCELLIERI!



Wouldn't mind playing "dot to dot" on that chest!

We might then graduate to a game of "tit to todger" before finally moving on to my favourite which is

"Plonker to pucker!!!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Look Nathan you didn't win and there's absolutely no shame in coming forth!

In fact if you drop to your knees I'll be "cumming forth "myself!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You might like to consider beautiful 2o year old Chinese athkete LIAN JUNJIE!!



I bet his arse is as tight as a drum and I'd happily play "chopsticks" on it!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"What are you waiting for!? Get your fucking nose in Rhys Williams' crack!!!!



Or if that's too difficult to get at there is always the more accessible CIRO IMMOBILE who would be gracious enough to remain "immobile" while you have a good sniff!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

19 year old OWEN BECK has managed to land himself a stunning bedfellow!



She looks slightly older and probably a good deal more experienced than him but I'm sure she would be happy to let him puff bravely away on top of her provided she can have unlimited access to his credit card!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

26 year old Belgian footballer LEANDER DENDONCKER might well be nicknamed THE BONKER if he had bollocks the size of those coconuts!



As things stand ( or not as the case may be!) he doesn't exactly seem to be packing!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

18 year old HARVEY VALE holds the cup!



I've heard of the "vale of tears" but from my perspective it looks more like the "vale of happiness!

Now sit on my face you fucker!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

23 year old American footballer ISAIAH YOUNG appropriately wearing cherry red shorts to symbolise the moment when his cherry gets popped!

I wonder which lucky bastard will have the pleasure......

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[Sniffademskidz]

A few weeks ago I announced that when referring to a young man's filthy dirty sweat-soaked skidded undies I would simply use the word "smellers!"

By the same token when a young buck reaches the age of majority and is legally permitted/entitled to be peniley penetrated he shall be referred to as a "cherry poppee!"

Once the dastardly deed has been accomplished he shall henceforth be referred to as the " cherry popped!"

So in the light of those comments:

WILL ASHCROFT!?

He fucking will if I have anything to do with it!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

MATTHEW JEFFERSON
LUKE MICHAEL and
JORDYN BAKER

are all now "in a position" to contribute to the production of cherry jam!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

On the other side of the globe there is yet another pair of globes that need to be separated and I refer to those munchable mounds belonging to 19 year old blonde bombshell MATTHEW COX!



" The suns'll come out tomorrow!
Bet yer "bottom" dollar that tomorrow.....cum what may!
Tomorrow tomorrow! I'll have you tomorrow! You're only a sniff away!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Today sees the first Palio in Siena which for the uninitiated is a medieval festival in which lots of hunky young men don medieval costume and flash their buns in figure-hugging tights! There is a second performance on 16 August I believe!



The message to this young man would be:

"If you remove your helmet I will remove mine to give you a ride far superior to anything you will ever experience on horseback!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I am still suspicious of a well-placed hand which couldn't possibly be accidental!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I believe the guy squirming about on.the ground is RONNIE EDWARDS whose pain would be considerably ameliorated by having that beautiful black arse in white shorts lowered onto his sniffing gear!!!

 

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20 year old HARRISON ASHBY!