Sniffing footballers' arses!

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LOVE 80 LUV!



The player in question is Frenchman RICHARD GASQUET who after that mammoth effort probably did bust a gasket!

 

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Gorgeous 19 year old ROMANO FLORIANI MUSSOLINI who now plays for SS LAZIO is actually the great grandson of Benito Mussolini!



It is now a hundred years sine his illustrious ancestor took power in an abortive attempts to establish a neo-Italian empire!

The sins of the fathers shall be visited on the great grandsons so watch out Romano cos you are going to get your

Abyssinia assaulted

Albania obliterated

Eritrea eradicated

Libya liquidated

but first of all we need to Greece up your pact Axis!!!

 

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Just look at him boys!!!!!



I don't think it would be too difficult to shag the arse off him while singing the Italian national anthem at the top of your voice!!!!!!

 

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Sweet little afl player JASE BURGOYNE hits 19 on 15 July!

 

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You may have cum across the English expression:

"Like a knife through butter!"

indicating that something can be accomplished with little effort!

Well the Australians have an almost identical expression:

" like a knife through Butters! Zak Butters to be precise!"

 

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28 year old Colombian footballer HAROLD PRECIADO can be seen here touting for business like the whore he is!



The logo on his socks is sending out an unequivocal message:

Stick it
In
My
Smelly
Arse!!!!

 

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18 year old STANLEY MILLS plays for Everton U23 and you will never hear him complain about his teammates' long fingernails!!!!!



Nor will he ever decline a challenge!



"OK Stanley! Last one to that oak tree over there drops his knickers and assumes the position!!!!!!

 

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The guy issuing the challenge is 19 year old SEAN MCALLISTER!



If I were you Stanley I woukd make an enormous effort to get to that tree first so that you can fulfil two functions:

-put a nice frothy head on that Irishman's pint of Guinness

-put a smile on his face!

After all we are often told that Irish eyes are smiling!!

 

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Would love to see BUKU KHAMIS from Sudan getting it on with 26 year old ALIIR ALIIR from Kenya!



I absolutely adore BUKU and I may have posted some of these before so apologies for that!

 

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Here we see him with teammate JOSH BRUCE who seems to be saying to Buku:

"I don't know what you are smiling for! I'm gonna shag the arse off you once I get you in the dressing room!"



This photo was taken a few days after Buku became legally fuckable!



Let's set the scene!

You've eased down his smellers and you are hyperventilating on that divine brown stripe on the seat of his blindingly white Calvin Kleins!

You've just licked every vestige of shit from that beautiful black pucker hole and your purple head is about to invade the dark continent!!!!!!

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Here we see him with teammate JOSH BRUCE who seems to be saying to Buku:

"I don't know what you are smiling for! I'm gonna shag the arse off you once I get you in the dressing room!"



This photo was taken a few days after Buku became legally fuckable!



Let's set the scene!

You've eased down his smellers and you are hyperventilating on that divine brown stripe on the seat of his blindingly white Calvin Kleins!

You've just licked every vestige of shit from that beautiful black pucker hole and your purple head is about to invade the dark continent!!!!!!

 

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I think such a picture could give any man an inferiority complex!

 

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19 year old TYLER ONYANGO plays for Everton!



Just love those Dumbo-like ears which will help me to propel him into paradise!!!



Can just imagine what teammate YERRY MINA is whispering in his shell like!!!



"If you've ever wondered why you can never find your underpants when you come out of the shower it's because I whip those little stinkers up just as soon as you've stepped out of them and headed for the showers! I stuff them into my kitbag ready for a ritual sniffing later on! I've got almost the whole range of colours and just need the orange ones to make up the rainbow set so maybe you could oblige me next time!

BTW congratulations on your skidmarks mate! Those fuckers stink and so artistically deposited on the seat of your smellers!!!!

 

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19 year old TYLER ONYANGO plays for Everton!

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Just love those Dumbo-like ears which will help me to propel him into paradise!!!

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Can just imagine what teammate YERRY MINA is whispering in his shell like!!!

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"If you've ever wondered why you can never find your underpants when you come out of the shower it's because I whip those little stinkers up just as soon as you've stepped out of them and headed for the showers! I stuff them into my kitbag ready for a ritual sniffing later on! I've got almost the whole range of colours and just need the orange ones to make up the rainbow set so maybe you could oblige me next time!

BTW congratulations on your skidmarks mate! Those fuckers stink and so artistically deposited on the seat of your smellers!!!!

 

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Who in their right mind wouldn't shag the shit out of 27 year old afl player ETHAN HUGHES!



Don't shy away from that arse!!! Get yer nose as far up that shit chute as you can!!!!!

 

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I suppose this gives new meaning to the expression

GETTING THE HORN!!!!

 

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22 year old SAM SHERRING!



I don't think I'd like to be "sherring" him with anyone!!!



Not sure about "hummel" although I'd humbly "pummel "him!!!

 

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Germany is currently conducting team presentations of various teams including MEPPEN and WOLFSBURG!

So much fucking totty it's unreal!

How about 22 year old LEON KUGLAND of MEPPEN just to whet your appetite!?



How much arm twisting would you need to wedge your nose between the cheeks of his arse!!!

 

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19 year old KAI CORBETT andv23 year old KAI HAVERTZ!



"A kai in your bush is worth two in your hand!"

 

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22 year old LUKAS SEDLAK may not be conventionally handsome with his Mister Spock ears, pasty slightly spotty skin but there'd be nothing "lukaswarm" about his hole once I'd withdrawn from it!!!!