Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

If you look carefully at this picture you will see the word POPP on Ulrich's arm!



Not sure whether this means that he popped OTTO's cherry last night or he's planning to do it after the match!!!!

 

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26 year old OLLIE WATKINS of Aston Villa!



I love his pipe cleaner hair and am just wondering whether it's the same between the cheeks of his arse!

One thing's for certain!

Those feet need a fucking good sniffing!!!

 

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Not sure who this is but if he came to my door selling insurance I would make sure that all the premiums were paid in ar-REAR-s!!!!!

 

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"What are you doing mate!?"



"I'm weighing up the pros and cons!"

"Never heard them called that before but it sounds fucking sexy!!!!"

 

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Being an active and healthy young man I'm sure there is plenty of movement DOWN Alejandro Garnacho's shitter but since he became legal last Friday what we are all dying to know is how much movement there has been UP it!!!

 

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25 year old Norwegian skier JOHANNES KLAEBO!



Would love to send my toboggan down his piste!

Sniff those socks while I'm shagging him 69! Just wish they were black!!!

 

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I've already posted 18 year old MILOS KERKEZ with his swinging tackle:



but this is the first time I have posted his tight little arse !



So you can see that he really does have the full package!

 

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23 year old German footballer LUCA SCHULER!



Just look at the arse on him!



For those of you with a penchant for etymology the word SCHULER means "pupil" and I'm sure that these two dirty old cunts would like to teach him a thing or two and break him in although not necessarily gently!!!!



The word LUCA means "bringer of light" and I'm sure that there is plenty of light at the end of his love tunnel if we thrust hard enough with our pneumatic nobs!!!

 

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18 year old German footballer TIM OERMANN!



Just look at that arse ( number 14)!



If he asked permission to shag his bitch at half time I would have to say that I'd be behind him all the way!!!!!!

 

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20 year old German LEON SCHMOEKEL!



I'd be wearing the biggest SMURKel imaginable if I ever had the good fortune to sniff the seat of HIS smellers!!!!

 

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29 year old German footballer PHILIP HOFFMANN!



I love the way that the sweat is sticking his shirt to his chest!



Well I've got something a bit stronger than sweat that is guaranteed to cement his arse cheeks together!!!

 

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JORDAN BAKER of the afl is finally legal at the age of 18 although I don't have an exact date of birth for him!

 

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20 year old German footballer LAURENZ DELL is precisely the sort of male that Hitler was trying to reproduce as representative of the superior Teutonic race although these comments should not be interpreted as a vindication of Adolf's ethics!



I could just see him in those tight black shorts of the Hitler Youth movement and long black socks! I'd soon put him across my knee!!!!!

 

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Seems like a double whammy with JASON HORNE-FRANCIS who would give you both the horn and a boner at the same time!!!

 

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Not sure that THESE pictures require any comment!

 

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24 year old VIKTOR GYOKERES of Sweden



Ironic that he is promoting G and R Scaffolding!

I don't think I would need any extra support if I wanted to service that particular structure!!!

 

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JACK STEELE and ETHAN HUGHES!



It's jigsaw time boys!!

Time to see whether you do actually piece together and whether you are a good fit!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You might like to keep an eye out for MARCUS LAWRENCE of Man Utd although what he's got in his shorts may take your eye out!

He can't be legally posted till 24 June 2023 but you can Google him if you want and imagine what it might be like a year hence to divest him of his filthy smellers and give him some cream to go with that cherry pie!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

'Thanks for coming in today!"

"So what does the job entail exactly!?"

"It's a new post that we have created as a club! Generally players are so tired when they cum off the pitch that they often don't have even the energy to undress and drag themselves into the showers!
We are looking for somebody who can undress them both efficiently but with TLC! You will also be required to take home their match-worn socks and undies for the laundering thereof!

We've brought you in here for a trial today to see how you might do! Do you want to show us how you would go about it!?"

"Absolutely! My only concern is that I might get so carried away during the trial that I might actually end up ON trial for my actions!"

 

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There's nothing clean about the arse of 26 year old afl player TOBY McCLEAN!



but that's why God has given me the tongue of a chameleon so that I can get the shit out of even the most obstinate of puckers!

Here are a couple of photos of Toby when he first became cherrypoppably legal!