Sniffing footballers' arses!

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21 year old DAMIAN TSEKENIS from Australia!



"Damian sweetheart you look as if you have been burning the candle at both ends if those dark circles round your eyes are anything to go by!"



"However there is only one end that interests me and I shall make sure that my candle is no longer burning when I ram it up your arse!

My candle may not be burning but my passion will be! Kiss kiss!!!!Xx

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21 year old DAMIAN TSEKENIS from Australia!



"Damian sweetheart you look as if you have been burning the candle at both ends if those dark circles round your eyes are anything to go by!"



"However there is only one end that interests me and I shall make sure that my candle is no longer burning when I ram it up your arse!

My candle may not be burning but my passion will be! Kiss kiss!!!!Xx

 

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BRAYDEN MAYNARD of the afl!



He looks just the sort of guy who wouldn't bother to wipe properly after a six-pound dump but then why did the good Lord give us tongues!?



Reese Lynch knows why!!!

 

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24 year old MATEUS VITAL has got a very nice package and it us vital that we give it some TLC!

 

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How about the AC MILAN under 19 squad!?



"Now just be very quiet! Don't make a sound and you will hear the whole of the front row meeowing!

Five little virgin pussies that yearn the life-giving cream that that can only be provided by your pendulous bollocks boys!!!!!

If you are an animal lover surely you won't deny those pussies and be privileged to turn their meowing into pleasured purring!!!!!

Every one of these boys is a "winner" and when you ease down their smellers and gaze into their heavenly holes you will realise that every one of them is a fucking "dinner!!!!!"

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How about the AC MILAN under 19 squad!?



"Now just be very quiet! Don't make a sound and you will hear the whole of the front row meeowing!

Five little virgin pussies that yearn the life-giving cream that that can only be provided by your pendulous bollocks boys!!!!!

If you are an animal lover surely you won't deny those pussies and be privileged to turn their meowing into pleasured purring!!!!!

Every one of these boys is a "winner" and when you ease down their smellers and gaze into their heavenly holes you will realise that every one of them is a fucking "dinner!!!!!"

 

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19 year old Italian footballer ALESSANDRO CITI!



For the uninitiated the letter "c" before "i" in Italian is pronounced like "ch" in English eg "cheese and chocolate!"

Therefore "Citi" is really "chitty!"

Well you may have heard of the children's film "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!"

Maybe it is time they made the adult version of that film ergo

"CITI CITI BANG BANG!!!!!!!"

 

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"A plethora of pulchritudinous pink puckers parade themselves for your perusal pending penetration by your pendulous pulsating peckers!"

AVE IMPERATOR!

Those who are about to be deflowered salute you!!!!

 

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"A plethora of pulchritudinous pink puckers parade themselves for your perusal pending penetration by your pendulous pulsating peckers!"

AVE IMPERATOR!

Those who are about to be deflowered salute you!!!!

 

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Isn't it frustrating when you buy a bag of satsumas or mandarins only to find that peeling them is a mammoth task in itself and that it takes an hour to peel one tangerine as miniscule piece of peel follows miniscule piece of peel!

Supermarkets took pity on their customers and decided to label their oranges "easy peelers" if they could be separated from their peel in one deft stroke!

In these days of sexual openess football clubs have done the same and are now employing staff to monitor the state of players as they come off the pitch!

If their levels of sweat are such that their socks are stuck to their legs and shorts congealed to their arse cheeks then the employee has the right to stick an "easy peeler" label on them so that if their teammates feel horny enough to have a go on them they know that it's not going to take much effort to divest them of their socks and knickers!

Congratulations ti the men who identified that market niche although it probably wouldn't gave appeared on DRAGINS DEB!!!!!

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Whoops! Should have read DRAGON'S DEN!!!

 

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There really are some absolute little peaches in the AC MILAN under 19 squad!

Regrettably I am unable to ASSign a name to every ASS but you might like to Google some of the following names if you have a big box of tissues handy!

FILIPPO TOLOMELLO
ANDREA CAPONE
ANDREA BOZZOLAN (shares his birthday with me!)
LEONARDO ROSSI
GABRIELE ALESI!

18 year old GABRIELE ALESI is obviously in some distress in this picture!



I would make sure that I provided him with all the TLC he needed! I'd make sure I wiped away the tears from his cheeks and then I'd move down to his other cheeks and wipe away anything there!



PHWOAR!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Alessandro Citi of "Citi Citi bang bang" fame showing appreciation of his opponent's tits!

 

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Not sure who the number 8 arse belongs to but it's bound to be one of the names I've listed above!

 

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I'll take ANGUS MENMUIR second from left and the gorgeous ROSS BEATTIE in the middle there!



Not sure that I would want to " beat" BEATTIE but I'd certainly give him a playful spanking!

 

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Trent Alexander-Arnold should carry a government health warning cos when he's showing his feet in white socks my heart starts beating fit to burst!

 

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A few more anonymous ones of the AC Milan under 19 squad!

This photo definitely gives new meaning to the expression " speaking in tongues!"



Nasty MARCO NASTI looks as if he might have something up his sleeve and what's up his sleeve with the man up his sleeve!?!!!



And as for these lads.......sheer perfection!

 

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28 year old boxer MICHAEL MCKINSON has been nicknamed THE PROBLEM but looking at these pictures I would say that he was the SOLUTION to anyone's problem once you'd you got his knickers off and had his ankles resting on your shoulders!

 

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How about these lads from the AFL doing squats on your face!?



Remember that AFL does stand for "Australian Football League" but more importantly:

An
Arse is
For
Life ( and not just Christmas!)

 

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Presenting 22 year old GRANT SAVOURY from Scotland!



Not sure about SAVOURY! He looks pretty SWEET to me!

Just imagine cumming across this while you are on your early morning jog through the park!



Would love to see him GRANTed the privilege of sampling the manager's SAVOURY sausage once that contract has been signed!

 

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He was just legal when these photos were taken!



Would love to see Brandon Williams take his cherry!

I love this picture! Just look at the way his left arse cheek is hanging out there!



I bet none of the rides at Alton Towers cum anywhere close to the thrill of buggering this little beauty!!!!!

 

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If this is a friendly pat from a head coach in recognition of a job well done then my name is Delia Smith! In my day all you got was a brisk handshake! Now you get covered in love bites!!!

 

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If this is Dorival Junior I'd like to see Dorival Senior! I can only assume he doesn't get out much!