Sniffing footballers' arses!

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The unmistakable arse of Man Citys number 3 RUBEN DIAS!



I'd certainly enjoy "rubbing his dias!"

 

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24 year old Serbian goalkeeper MARKO ILIC!



He's certainly the "ilic" that would want to make you scratch!!!!!

 

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23 year old ALEXIS MACALLISTER plays for Brighton and Hove Albion but actually originates from the Argentinian Pampas!



I wouldn't mind taking his "pampers" off and oiling up his little bottom!

 

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33 year old French tennis player BENOIT PAIRE!



What a lovely "paire" he's got! The word BENOIT means blessed !

"Holy smoke" becomes "holy buns!!!"

 

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Time for a comparative study of two 24 year old goalkeepers on opposite sides of the world!

Let's start off with SANTIAGO MELE from Uruguay!



A veritable picture of gorgeousness!

I wonder if his parents knew what they were doing when they christened him!

S.MELE on the back of his shirt indicating that his arse was always destined to be "smelly" and thereby he would delight the world!



A fine pair of buns it has to be said!

 

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....and a very respectable package to boot!



Would love to know the identity of the chap behind him in this photo! Suppose one could always google "Uruguay national team number 4!"

 

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Now let's turn our attention to NORDIN BAKKER of the Netherlands!



Would love to get right behind him!!!!





So the choice is yours boys!

Is it to be Dutch cheese or Uruguayan beef!?......or even both!

There is a saying in English:

"As different as chalk and cheese!"

Maybe we should adapt it to "cheese and beef!!!!"

 

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Whoops! Forgot to include this rather sexy photo of NORDIN!

 

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I'm assuming that my little Paolo is sweat-soaked rather than rain-soaked!



And if his little crack is just as sweaty we won't need to bother with any lube!!!!

 

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20 year old BEN BLYTHE from Leeds plays for Swansea and I would imagine that his girlfriend thought she had died and gone to Heaven when she met him!



Mind you if he turned out to be a horny little bastard who made too many demands on her sexually she could always kick him in the nuts and he would have to change the wording on his shirt from WESTACRES to TWO ACRES!!!

 

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Can't help thinking that Spanish footballer MARC BARTRA is riding for a fall if he flaunts his buns like that in the dressing room!



If any of his teammates ARE gay then they won't be able to hide their boners and Marc Bartra will not only be "riding for a fall" but "falling for a ride!!!!"

 

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Another 24 year old worth a sniff is DANI OLMO from Spain!



Looks as if it's your lucky day and Dani is inviting you to sniff his smellers!



The Spanish word OLMO means ELM!

Wooden it be a tragedy if he were ever to develop Dutch Elm disease in his morning wood!?

 

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And now for something completely different!

23 year old Irish gymnast RHYS MCLENEGHAN!



"Hey Rhys if I save you from falling into that raging torrent will you let me shag you!?"



"Once you've learned how to ride a horse you can graduate to riding a whore! Easy peasy! After all it's simply a change of one letter!"

 

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I wonder how long it would take me to get his trousers down and wedge my nose between the cheeks of his arse!



Anyone got a stopwatch!???

 

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Trent Alexander-Arnold and Andy Robertson!



If you are in any doubt as to who is who there should be one incontestable sign!

 

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If you are in any doubt about how BULGARIA got its name you only have to look at the bulge on swimmers such as 23 year old DIMITAR ISAEV!



Mind you it could easily have been called BUN-DESLAND on the strength of these pictures:



although I imagine that Germany may already have claimed that one for themselves!

 

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Gorgeous 23 year old Argentinian tennis player FRANCISCO CERUNDOLO!



If I'd captured him at Port Stanley in 1982 I would have given new meaning to the expression:

"Pumping somebody for information!!!"

 

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Not sure whether 19 year old RODRIGO GOMES is trying to tell us that in the style of Facebook his arse has had 2045 LIKES or even LICKS!



Or maybe he is trying to tell us that in 23 years' time his arse will be as shaggable as it is today!!!

 

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26 year old Ukrainian footballer ROMAN YAREMCHUK!



"Hey Yaremchuck! Would love to sniff yer arse chuck!"



If you look at his player profile it says:

Favourite position: winger/striker!

I might just add to that.....on his back!!!

 

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Whoops! Nearly posted a picture of DOMINIC BALLARD who is still only 17 but if you care to Google his pics on Getty Inages you will see a pic of him sporting a massive boner with one of his teammates fondling his tits from behind!

Let's "make do" with the gorgeous 21 year old HARVEY MACADAM!



You can just tell that he is going to "cum in for some stick" from that dirty old bastard standing next to him once this photo has been taken!