Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

30 year old LUKE FREEMAN born in Dartford and plays for Luton!



Not sure about DartFORD but that arse is certainly DartWORTH if the dart concerned is about eight inches long with a meaty girth!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

26 year old SCOTT STEWART!



"That's clever Scott! Looking at your own arse!? Gives new meaning to the expression "Go and fuck yourself!"



....but then I always knew you were a bit of a narcissist!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Arguably the most famous of all hymns is:

"All things bright and beautiful!"

but regrettably one cannot say the same of MARC ALBRIGHTON!



"All things Brighton and bootiful!?"

Manifestly not if the expression on his teammate's face is anything to go by!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

28 year old Argentinian footballer JOAQUIN CORREA!



His nickname is EL TUCU which has manifold meanings but one of them is "a type of pasty with hard-boiled eggs and minced beef" which is exactly what is conjured up in these two photos!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Can't remember the names of these three musketeers but I'll take the one on the left and if my bollocks wake up in the morning feeling "semen fluid" I'll do the one in the middle as well!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I believe this is MAXIMILIAN KILMAN and TOTTI GOMES
walking away from.us but I can't be certain!



It's generally quite rude to say that you want to see the back.of somebody but I think in this case the meaning is a positive one!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Not sure about you chaps but if I ever found myself facing PAULO DYBALA in that position I would ram my snout in between those cheeks and I wouldn't budge until I got clamped for illegal parking!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Does anyone have the email for the HR department of Team Cofidis!? I want to apply for the job of laundryman!



Can you imagine the state of their compression shorts after a 100 mile run!? Their tight arses rubbing against the saddle as the the soft foamy seat of those lycra shorts changes in colour from light to dark brown!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

18 year old ANTONIO GALA plays for AC MILAN!



Just look at those tight virgin buns!



Mind you judging by that cum face some lucky little fan has just had her pussy flooded and doubtless very proud to be the future mother of any baby sired by this hunk of spunk!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Nasty MARCO NASTI is certainly going to try his hand ( if that's the right body part!) at welcoming young Antonio into the team!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

18 year old NICCOLO SETTE of AC MILAN!



SETTE is Italian for SEVEN and if you were ever lucky enough to be withing sniffing distance of HIS arse I'd say that your number really was UP not to mention your nose!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

19 year old MESUT EMRE KESIK has cum to Germany via Turkey!




If you know your Turkish history Turkey was ruled by the Ottorman Empire till 1918 but I'm sure that this young man could safely be put in charge of the BOTTOMan Empire not to mention the BOTTOMING Empire!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Difficult to believe that this young stud is only 18!

MELKAMU FRAUENDORF orginates from Ethiopia!



He has rather a sinister look about him and he is certainly no oil painting but I bet his knickers stink!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Look at the curve of that arse boys! Can you imagine sticking your snout in that shitter!?



You can just imagine what little Bobby Clark is saying to him:

"I want to eat your beautiful tight black arse after this match!"



And judging by the smile on Bobby's face he is going to have his wicked way!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Are you ready to order Sir?"

"Yes thankyou! I'll have a sandwich! Cream cheese on brown and my friend will have the same!"



"Would you like them toasted Sir!?"

"Now there's a question!

No thanks if they are easily digestible we will be toasting them in champagne a bit later on!!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you carry on juggling your skittles I'll have a go at juggling your balls and buns and I'll ring your bell (end) to let you know when I've finished!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

FRASER HORSFALL may have been born on Abdication Day 25 years ago but it's Masturbation Day every day when I look at this horny bastard with roses in his cheeks!



I'd certainly sniff the roses in his cheeks especially the cheeks that fill out his shorts so well!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Born on Italian Liberation Day in 2004 here we see cherry poppable LORENZO IGNACCHITI!



All he can think of is getting home and destroying his girlfriend's pussy!



He's got a lovely pair of tits on him!

Those udders really need milking!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

19 year old Italian footballer JACOPO FAZZINI!



"Hey Fazzini if you've got any sense you won't leave your dressing room unaccompanied at the end of this match! I'll be waiting for you! I'll pull your smellers down and have you up against the wall!"

"Thanks for the heads up! I'll make sure I walk out alone then big boy!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Quite shocked to see the "beer belly" on LUIS SUAREZ at the tender age of 35! The arse also seems to be expanding!