I have an 18 year old friend (one of my best) who is the most beautiful boy I know. Half white, half Asian, long body, smooth all over, perfect eyes, teeth, hair, and skin, and very playful. Problem? Straight.
We're such good friends that we sleep in the same bed together whenever I'm home (I live away for college), and we watch porn together pretty often. It's hard not to make a move on him. Yeah, I know. You're all thinking "Just try it, he probably won't stop you!" It's difficult.
Anyway, while he was sleeping last week, I got up to go to his dirty clothes bag to grab his underwear have a sniff. I just knew I'd get a great smell from it. Earlier that morning we played basketball and he was all sweaty from it (he's at his most beautiful when sweaty). On top of that, he went to take a shit afterwards and farted several times throughout the day (he really loves farting, god I love this kid), so surely there would be a smell in his undies.
Unfortunately there was no smell, and I can't understand why for the life of me.
No big deal, though. He was lying on his stomach in the bed, so I just put my nose up to his ass and gave it a nice whiff or 10. Delightful.