So apparently I have been allocated a new purpose in life...

[blackbeltninja]

So

PhD be buggered, forget about writing that great novel, enough with saving the world from malaria and all that rubbish - according to my office mate, I'm told I have been sent by God to help her directly.

Apparently doing my departmental duty as resident network/computer monkey - all our post-grad students are part-time employed in the Unit in some capacity relating to their expertise - and taking a virus off her flash stick is akin to miracles and/or the life's work of Mother Teresa and that Phelps guy we are all so fond of.

In this regard, I'll be available for healing lepers and curing the lame from 9-11am Tuesdays and Thursdays. I'm in time-zone GMT +2, so you'll need to figure it out when that is for you. However, I can only use my powers for good, so I can't help you to bag that straight guy you've always had the hots for in good conscience.

I suspect you should start to see my likeness in clouds, slices of toast, Cheetos etc. In case you're not sure what to watch out for, I look a little something like this:

but usually slightly less green. And of course without a biohazard sign hanging off my face.

That is all.

-D-

 

[alley]

Great...


'Cause I have something I totally need your help with...it's throbbing and a bit swollen (engorged even) and by just looking at your pic...I just know you could help.

 

[blackbeltninja]

That's very interesting. Could you help me with my money situation so I could move to Vancouver and finally get laid?

That would fall under using my powers for evil, dude. Sorry.

I mean, it is Vancouver.

Next!

Great...


'Cause I have something I totally need your help with...it's throbbing and a bit swollen (engorged even) and by just looking at your pic...I just know you could help.

It's not Thursday. You're out of luck.

-d-

 

[blackbeltninja]

No, she's an annoying Nigerian God-bothering fanatic with questionable social skills and the stubbornness of a brass rhinoceros.

She also looks not unlike Princess Fiona in Shrek. After she transforms.

Seriously.

-d-

 

[alley]

T


It's not Thursday. You're out of luck.

-d-

Damn....

 

[LilBit]

Do your new-found super powers include showing us your tits?

Because I really like tits. *points to user title*

 

[blackbeltninja]

Do your new-found super powers include showing us your tits?

Because I really like tits. *points to user title*

That's using my powers for evil, Bette.

I could whip out my cawk, though - will that do? Oh, no, wait... this is HT.

-d-

 

[Yooper]

I wish these were my tits.

 

[alley]

I wish these were my tits.

To own or just to play with.


For all his powers BBN, doesn't seem to be any help to any of us so far.

 

[Yooper]

To own or just to play with.

Either/Or.

If I could play with them I'd have a blast.

If I owned them I'd never sleep.

 

[blackbeltninja]

To own or just to play with.


For all his powers BBN, doesn't seem to be any help to any of us so far.

To be fair, it's not Tuesday or Thursday, and it's 11:45am here in GMT +2, so... I don't want to get all Teamster or anything, but technically it's kinda after-hours, you know?

-d-

 

[alley]

To be fair, it's not Tuesday or Thursday, and it's 11:45am here in GMT +2, so... I don't want to get all Teamster or anything, but technically it's kinda after-hours, you know?

-d-

Ah...I just thought you were being a tease.

 

[LilBit]

That's using my powers for evil, Bette.

I could whip out my cawk, though - will that do? Oh, no, wait... this is HT.

-d-

BETTE? Why I oughta...

 

[treanir]

However, I can only use my powers for good, so I can't help you to bag that straight guy you've always had the hots for in good conscience.

What about bisexual guys? I'll be there in twenty hours and you can help me with that. I'll bring alley with me. You could help us both at the same time. Talk about efficiency!

If not, whip out your cawk for the Show Yourself Off forum. Or, you know, a PM.

 

[Ram]

Good Lord! I can see it!

 

[blackbeltninja]

^That's my old mate, Jeebers.

Or as we call him, Jeezy Chreezy.

What a...... .......l guys? I'll be...... hours and you can....... that. I'll bring alley with me. You could help us b.......e time. Talk a....... ..........ency!

If not, wh...... Show You.....lf Off forum. Or, you......w, a PM.

Sorry, dude, I can't really hear you. You're breaking up. What a pity.

-d-

 

[treanir]

I know where you live. So screw you, I'm coming over tomorrow so you can screw me. And you don't get to have any say in that.

 

[rareboy]

I'll bet there are a lot of flash-sticks out there you could cure of viruses.

With a laying on of hands.

Right guys?

 

[alley]

I'll bet there are a lot of flash-sticks out there you could cure of viruses.

With a laying on of hands.

Right guys?

He did not want to help with mine--said it was his day off, he did.

I had to take care of it myself.

 

[dpnice]

If you could make the speed with which my cock works I would be eternally grateful.
















Did I say cock; I ment computer of course.