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blackbeltninja
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Guys
I don't want to be a wet blanket here or anything, but I can't really help but notice that nobody seems to be taking my erstwhile promotion to demi-Godhood seriously.
So I had a word with the big guy about it, and He reckons it happens all tha time and that I shouldn't worry about it. We cleared up a few other matters while we were at it. Straight from the horse's mouth, as it were, assuming of course the horse can create the Universe and delve into the hearts and lives of men.
So, this just in, hot off the proverbial press:
1. Bisexuality does exist and is more common than we would realise. Who knew, eh?
2. You can work on the Sabbath, since that's actually Saturday in modern parlance.
3. There was no conspiracy behind the events of 22 November 1963, just a nutter with a gun and a good aim (Ruby, obviously).
4. Whaling is ok. "If it's edible, or useful in some other capacity, go for it. The two fish in that parable? Whales, dude. You aren't going to feed five thousand people on a brace of sardines, let me tell you, not at short notice."
5. Those responsible for High School Musical are on their way down. "Down to the place with no air-con, if you follow me. And let that be a lesson to everyone!"
6. The big guy had nothing to do with that goal by Maradona in 1986. On the same note, the ball didn't cross the line for that third goal in the 1966 final, either.
7. Elvis - gone, definitely, but not forgotten.
8. Of course there are aliens. "Do you have any idea how big the Universe is, people, for you to be alone in it? Sheesh!"
9. Always Coca-Cola. Diet Coke, Coke Zero etc are all an abomination.
10. There's no such thing as gay. "They're all just lazy."
What?
Don't shoot the messenger, guys.-D- (<- note the capital D for my current state of celestial benevolence)
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