So.... I download Grindr... And all of a sudden... I'm the whore..

[DigitalFudge]

Let me preface this by saying the following: I am going to sound like a douche telling this story. Ignore it.


So you guys... the plan was to download Grindr with my friend and we were going to upload a pic of me and troll guys. Just fuck with them, who knows how, who cares.

She was packing because she is about to go on a trip and I knew her attention wouldn't be there. So last night I download on my own and start doing the whole thing.


Got messages, all of them rather basic with basic people sending them and I wasn't really here for it. You know? So there was this one guy: Pressed to find my facebook, pressed for my phone number and he got all of that within 30 minutes. (I felt bad, hopefully I don't get murdered)


Tell me why this motherfucker is trying to be my friend? Tell me why every profile I see is "No hookups" "Just friends"

Tell me why every person who messages me wants to talk about my hair?

Tell me why these people are all wondering what I do for a living?

Tell me why I am on the phone with this guy and he is basically judging me for simply being open to a hook up as a possibility?

What.The.Fuck.


In what world am I being judged for being a whore?


What the fuck kind of twilight zone shit is this?


Where are these whores that hook up with five guys a day on Grindr?


I want to see the receipts



I live between D.C and Baltimore so I thought at least I would get cast offs/strays from the city. I am sure the next time I am in D.C I will get more "Hook Up" messages but this is God damn joke.


Oh and the Grindr app sucks.


Oh.. and all of them were Closeted/DL.


A mess. Also found a guy from my High School on there too. Interestingly enough I did not see one "No Asians"


I did however see "IlikeFems" or something like that.

 

[fetaby]

Tell me why this motherfucker is trying to be my friend? Tell me why every profile I see is "No hookups" "Just friends"

That's just cover to not appear to be a whore.

Tell me why every person who messages me wants to talk about my hair?

They fail at getting from A to B.

Tell me why these people are all wondering what I do for a living?

They're looking for receipts...

Tell me why I am on the phone with this guy and he is basically judging me for simply being open to a hook up as a possibility?

Repressed sexuality based on outdated moral standards...

 

[G-Lexington]

Why are they all suspicious? It's not like there's people joining Grindr just to troll guys, right?

Tea is served.

Lex

 

[DigitalFudge]

Ugh ^^^



Listen.. Fuck all of that. I'm not here to decipher messages.




I am also not here for 100% of the guys talking to me trying to fake me out and then make their move like some kind of predator.

 

[Just_Believe18]

^ BAM! Your tea just got served, DigitalFudge!

 

[DigitalFudge]

^ BAM! Your tea just got served, DigitalFudge!

Welp

 

[BFizzle]

I downloaded Grindr for like five seconds but it was bonk, ran way too slow on my BlackBerry, and there was a serious hottie drought (except for me, of course).

I'll just stick to meeting guys the old fashioned way . . . when they hit me up on the DL on Facebook.

 

[DigitalFudge]

I downloaded Grindr for like five seconds but it was bonk, ran way too slow on my BlackBerry, and there was a serious hottie drought (except for me, of course).

I'll just stick to meeting guys the old fashioned way . . . when they hit me up on the DL on Facebook.

I really don't like going in on people's looks but dear God..... Just... Dear God....

Digital, you've got me curious, and I don't mean to be a creeper, but what part of MD do you live in?

Howard County

 

[refujiunderground]

sometimes, it's hard to tell if certain posters are trolls or not, for real.

if you don't want anybody messaging you to hook up, maybe your ass shouldn't be on grindr to begin with. you don't even have to respond back to them either. what's wrong with just ignoring them? you have so much options yet you chose to complain. don't blame other people for your mistakes.

 

[DigitalFudge]

sometimes, it's hard to tell if certain posters are trolls or not, for real.

if you don't want anybody messaging you to hook up, maybe your ass shouldn't be on grindr to begin with. you don't even have to respond back to them either. you have so much options yet you chose to complain. don't blame other people for your mistakes.

Can you read?

 

[refujiunderground]

Can you read?

i can read and what i read was you basically blaming other people for why you're fucking up. you obviously need something better to do with your time. when people have nothing better to do, they create trouble which is what you're doing. are you going to blame me for you getting on grindr to troll people like a 15 year old that prank calls business for no reason? now your plan got fucked up and you're crying about it. serves you right.

 

[DigitalFudge]

i can read and what i read was you basically blaming other people for why you're fucking up. you obviously need something better to do with your time. when people have nothing better to do, they create trouble which is what you're doing. are you going to blame me for you getting on grindr to troll people like a 15 year old that prank calls business for no reason?

Whelp, guess not.

 

[pat grimshaw]

...
I did however see "IlikeFems" or something like that...

I suppose that's good.

 

[refujiunderground]

Whelp, guess not.

i can see why you're single. you sure must be fun to be around though.

 

[DigitalFudge]

Oh. K I'll be the one in the Eevee costume.

I'm here for that.

I suppose that's good.

I enjoyed that too

i can see why you're single. you sure must be fun around.

Whoops. Someone just got mad.

 

[refujiunderground]

Whoops. Someone just got mad.

the irony. and this thread is about you going on a rant about why people are taking a troll account seriously on a hookup/dating application that people are geniunely serious about. you need to check yourself, breh. if you fuck with people, people fuck with you back. it's simple. i know you can understand this basic concept. don't dish what you can't take.

 

[BFizzle]

This thread has me feigning to give Grindr another chance, for the thirst if nothing else.

I'm just irrationally scared someone will use it to locate me and murder me. They'll probably be from JUB.

 

[pat grimshaw]

^ you're right, BFizz.

 

[DigitalFudge]

the irony. and this thread is about you going on a rant about why people are taking a troll account seriously on a hookup/dating application that people are geniunely serious about. you need to check yourself, breh. you were basically fucking with dudes to be funny so people are fucking with you back. it's simple. i know you can understand this basic concept.

the irony. and this thread is about you going on a rant about why people are taking a troll account seriously on a hookup/dating application

If you knew how to read you would of understood that my friend couldn't make it so I just signed up to experience the real grindr.

you were basically fucking with dudes to be funny

That as the original plan, but never happened. If you could read. That would of been understood.

so people are fucking with you back

Who's fucking with me? The guy trying to date me? How would they even know I was going to troll them if my friend had decided to do it with me?

Oh right, telepathically.

I'll spell it out for you. This thread is about the fact that I did not come in contact with a single obvious whore on Grindr last night.



Try again.

This thread has me feigning to give Grindr another chance, for the thirst if nothing else.

I'm just irrationally scared someone will use it to locate me and murder me. They'll probably be from JUB.

I made my friend promise this wasn't going to happen to me.

I don't believe him tho

 

[yeahright1991]

Ok.....I've noted it. Digi is a whore. Thanks for the update.