So I got this mew friend with benefits

[Vitamin]

And he's completely straight. He sucked my cock, let me fuck his ass, and then I finished all over his face. He called me today, and wants to know when we can shack up again. Gotta love them straights.

Anyone else have straight FWB?

 

[xbuzzerx]

Was he also Republican?

 

[TX-Beau]

Vladimir Putin

 

[Vitamin]

Vladimir Putin

I told you it was him in confidence, dude!

 

[borg69unimatrix]

"Mew" ? Is he a sex kitten politician?

 

[T-Rexx]

Was he also Republican?

Straight Republican fundamentalist Christians really love their cock.

 

[Kyanimal]

I'm voting for a Mormon with "Magic" undies!

 

[FPNY]

this is a lovely little thread honey.....

 

[palbert]

Cut or uncut?

 

[Vannie]

Quick! Bring Fluffy in from outside!

 

[MoufOfKhaos]

Of course I do, straight guys make for the best gay sex ever, especially when you have to trick them by saying you're a woman online, and then when they come over they STILL want to sleep with you!

Life is good because I get what I want - straight guys! Yay!

 

[Daximus]

Straight guys are so kinky.

 

[HoodedRat]

I reckon there are very few real gay guys in the world at all ... just lots and lots of straight guys who absolutely adore the cock.

I myself am totally straight, but for the past 40 years I've been taking it* like a bitch.


*Obviously only from fellow straight guys.

 

[IowaGuy]

Vitamin - you're a lucky guy!

 

[IceColdLover]

And somehow my desires for intimacy are marked by judgment and shaming. Damn double standard-pushing hypocrites.

 

[luckynumbah7]

And somehow my desires for intimacy are marked by judgment and shaming. Damn double standard-pushing hypocrites.

Joke thread. And it wasn't your desire for intimacy, it was the not-very-bright way you were going about it that was getting ribbed.

 

[IceColdLover]

Joke thread. And it wasn't your desire for intimacy, it was the not-very-bright way you were going about it that was getting ribbed.

Like any one else's first time hunting wasn't so nerve-wrecking and full of wonders and worries. Uh huh.

 

[Scealle]

Is he like chinese? Cuz they will ALWAYS tell you they are straight Just bear with him and you will laugh all your way to his illegal offshore bank accounts And then you can buy your one way ticket back to mars!

 

[luckynumbah7]

Like any one else's first time hunting wasn't so nerve-wrecking and full of wonders and worries. Uh huh.

Well, mine wasn't. Half your wonders and worries are of your own making, even if they weren't deliberately so. First experiences as an adult tend to get more nerve wracking the longer you wait because you build up expectations and suppositions. You know, the ones that have little to no basis in reality but are still fears nonetheless.

 

[jmadaf]

I've been saying I'm st. for years just to score some gay cock. Gays just love being with a guy they think is st. , go figure. Me I just love to suck cock gay or st.