So I Met This Half-Mormon, Half-Jewish, Half-Canadian Guy

[Vitamin]

It was hot.

 

[JPGhost]

half ewish?

 

[TickTockMan]

What was his other half?

 

[Vitamin]

What was his other half?

Canadian of course.

 

[SaskGuy]

Whooooooo!

 

[Cormac135]

Canadian of course.

Run.

...........

 

[dpnice]

1/2+1/2+1/2=?

 

[Willie Boy]

A Jewish Canadian Mormon? Was he a bear?

 

[Willie Boy]

1/2+1/2+1/2=?

1/2 to the 3rd power.

 

[star-warrior]

1/2 to the 3rd power.

= 1/8
0.125
12.5%

 

[Vitamin]

= 1/8
0.125
12.5%

You got a problem with 12.5% of a man? Fucking size queens.

 

[star-warrior]

You got a problem with 12.5% of a man? Fucking size queens.

Calm down bitch, it's all internet measures so it's ok.

 

[Willie Boy]

You got a problem with 12.5% of a man? Fucking size queens.

Not with 12.5% man, but with 12.5% Jewish Canadian Mormon. What is the 87.5% of him?

 

[gsdx]

A Jewish Canadian Mormon? Was he a bear?

Of course not. He was a moose carrying a two-four and wearing a tie and a yarmulke.

 

[medic1]

Not with 12.5% man, but with 12.5% Jewish Canadian Mormon. What is the 87.5% of him?

I would hazard a guess at confused...........

 

[rareboy]

So is it true he was only partially circumcised and tasted like 6 month old canned Maple Syrup over matzoh balls?

 

[peeonme]

So... if he were to convert you to be 1/2 Jewish, 1/2 Mormon and 1/2 Canadian, the 2 of you could have a threesome?

 

[Kahaih]

1/2+1/2+1/2=?

I just assumed he was one of those 1.5 kids they mention when they talk about the two cars, the dog, and the house with the white picket fence.

 

[Willie Boy]

So... if he were to convert you to be 1/2 Jewish, 1/2 Mormon and 1/2 Canadian, the 2 of you could have a threesome?

No, they'd just make on whole Mormon, one whole Jew, one whole Canadian.

 

[bankside]

So a Jew, a Mormon and a Canadian walk into a bar...