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So I Was Offered to Be A Houseplant....

RationalLunacy

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Which houseplant would you be?

I'd be a fern.

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I would be an amaryllis.
 
I would be a giant sequoia that would of course need to be planted outside pretty quickly, which I would prefer than being stuck inside all of the time and that would keep me living in California as well....i don't want to get stuck in a red state.

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ahhhh....outside...much better
 
A Ming Aralia...


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I'm so gay...
 
I would be a giant sequoia that would of course need to be planted outside pretty quickly, which I would prefer than being stuck inside all of the time and that would keep me living in California as well....i don't want to get stuck in a red state.

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ahhhh....outside...much better

I always figured you for a size queen.
 
The plastic kind; doesn't need water or sunlight, is in bloom the whole year, and just needs a little dusting every now and then.
 
"A plant? I thought guys like you were called fruits."
 
None. My children would eat me. They eat any kind of plant to death. ;)

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Which houseplant would you be?

I'd be a fern.

unpotted_monster_fern.jpg

Now that is a cool "job". You basically just shit there and don't do shit all day and people take care of you.

I think plants are the coolest living organism there is: they are the only ones that make their own food, via photosynthesis, and don't need shit from any other organism. Plants rock. Every time I want to be truly understood I surround myself with plants because they bring me peace and they listen to me. They have the quiet genius that only the truly self-fulfilled posses.
 
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Swedish Ivy

You're "Swedish Ivy" looks like what we have always called "Creeping Charlie" But I am not going to go there. LOL.

Thinking about the question, I keep coming back to bearded iris.
 
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