So im locked out

[highwindcaleb]

of my dorm room. In my towel, you all might hear about an unpleasant murder later today or tomorrow cause im so gonna kill this son of a bitch!!!!

 

[MoufOfKhaos]

So should I look for the theater/drama section in my local paper?

 

[highwindcaleb]

yes, it will lead to many re-enactment opportunities across the world.

 

[pat grimshaw]

Did he do it deliberately?

My ex did things like that to me.

Are you wearing a small towel or a big one?

 

[highwindcaleb]

no he didn't, i just wanted to rage a bit. and i was in a medium towel but nothing else

 

[seven2go]

^ So no camera then.......

 

[Beachguyj]

of my dorm room. In my towel, you all might hear about an unpleasant murder later today or tomorrow cause im so gonna kill this son of a bitch!!!!

Your story doesn't make sense. You had the time to take your computer or smart phone with you?

 

[MascutarHero]

Your story doesn't make sense. You had the time to take your computer or smart phone with you?

My thought exactly

 

[LilBit]

Just sayin'.

 

[pat grimshaw]

Well my ex locked me out I put the local police on my speed dial.

 

[JOHN B]

So, I assume that since you can post about this, that you've taken your laptop into the showers.......?

 

[highwindcaleb]

im in a dorm suite, there are 2 rooms attached to 2 other rooms by a bathroom. my roommate in one of those rooms left and locked me out accidentally... my computer was in the common area of my little 'pod' of the suite

I'm back in now though.

 

[Beachguyj]

im in a suite, there are 2 rooms attached to 2 other rooms by a bathroom. my roommate in one of those rooms locked me out... my computer was in the common area of my little 'pod' of the suite

I'm back in now though.

Hello, I believe you and I'm posting from the Moon, I was on Mars, but my roommate kicked me out of Mars and I ended up on the Moon.

 

[JOHN B]

Lucky you. I don't even own a computer. I have to do all this with just my mind.

 

[healingduck]

And your first thought was to post about it on JUB?

 

[star-warrior]

And your first thought was to post about it on JUB?

He thought being a community of understanding souls we'd be sorry for him.

That's cos we need pichers!

Was it chilly and did it shrink your extremities highwindcaleb?

 

[Críostóir]

Boy, talk about straining at gnats and swallowing camels. People here believe all kinds of wacky stories, but something like this where the setup is a bit unusual they dismiss right away as made up.

People are weird.

 

[pat grimshaw]

^ I smite those 'Doubting Thomases' and hope Caleb will give us some more details to feed our fantasies

 

[Kulindahr]

Lucky you!

Some dormmates locked me out of my room when I was in the shower in college. They got no laughs from it, though: I set my shower stuff down, secured my towel, went outside, scaled the dorm wall to my partly open window, and crawled into my room.

The only problem was I felt this breeze as I made it through the window. So once I was dressed, I went down and retrieved my towel.

 

[highwindcaleb]

lol. thankfully it only took minimal embarrassment in my bowl walking through the dorm hall before my roommate showed up apologizing... i decided to hang out with some friends in the dorm lobby and really didn't care who saw me in my towel, hahaha