So many dicks on JUB!

[BostonPirate]

^Well, I'd love to see BostonPirate decipher THAT one.

number dick heads on internet not even give bush itch up his arse ass blairrr ACEEE

or cause putin ta pick his nose at da stench he sit on

the dickheads on the internet don't even make bush's ass itch, even with blair up there or cause putin to clear his nose to smell the stench he oversees

theorectals ans hyperrectals ans da starvein wall ta wall carpets of da worlds suburban

Theroretically and hypothetically, the suburban world is full of starving people

ma diary!!!!!
OOH WAIL upons a WAIL
ma chusions no match
ans da big whale go eat um
but spit out da chusions cause
then gut ache bitter taste eeewwwww

dear diary, these whiners are so bitter even a starving whale would spit them out

anyway da buzz of world sure a loud

anyway, the world is a loud place

space station flush
' IT FREE '
so anythin new?
@ da earth still spinin @
good ooh me take ova da watch now
@ if it stop spinnin not forget @
press da green button
@ yeah it send little bottle inta space with message @
Coor dat so cleva

out in space, there are no whiners. The earth still spins. I'll be watching and if it stops spinning, I'll let you know. until then, send your complaints to space.That would be the smarter thing to do.

anyway

HI any of da millions pop in hope enjoyins ya new freedoms!

anyway

all of you can visit me, and see how free it is to not listen to the whining

so that is...

the dickheads on the internet don't even make bush's ass itch, even with blair up there or cause putin to clear his nose to smell the stench he oversees. Theroretically and hypothetically, the suburban world is full of starving people.

dear diary, these whiners are so bitter even a starving whale would spit them out. anyway, the world is a loud place. out in space, there are no whiners. The earth still spins. I'll be watching and if it stops spinning, I'll let you know. until then, send your complaints to space.That would be the smarter thing to do.

anyway

all of you can visit me, and see how freeing it is to not listen to the whining

 

[BostonPirate]

Actually, I think by "theorectals" he was referring to a disorder affecting the lower colon.

well yeah

and by space, he was refering to being stoned. Even when you can figure out the words, you still have to read between the lines.

I think he's saying people need chill out and smoke a joint. IF they did they would be much less uptight.

I THINK he's even offering to share

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

well yeah

and by space, he was refering to being stoned. Even when you can figure out the words, you still have to read between the lines.

I think he's saying people need chill out and smoke a joint. IF they did they would be much less uptight.

I THINK he's even offering to share

urm?

not a worry

sky still workin ans sea still got fish in it

just pray folk figure out their wall ta wall carpets ans all in one coffins

 

[BostonPirate]

I think he's saying you can get a colonic by shooting marijuana smoke up your ass.

This is really amazing stuff.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN3MGN899yE[/ame]

 

[BostonPirate]

Lovely, broken AND trodden on! lol

awwe

come sit on uncle pirates lap and I'll kiss it wherever it hurts.

 

[BostonPirate]

^ so long as you keep your hook away from my balls.


Otherwise, you can kiss my ass!

I would do many things to your pretty ass, and believe me, the kissing of it would not happen until I wanted breakfast in bed the morning after

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN3MGN899yE

laughing my ass off, shatner is such a dick!

 

[NineOfClubs]

It was him being welcoming and friendly, and me being exclusive and dickish. It was about what you'd expect.

Lex

Actually, after a rough start and uncomfortable first impression, when sitting across from you and your partner at dinner, Lex, I enjoyed your wisdom and wit and began to like you all over again. Not quite as well as I liked you before we met for real though.

It was a shame that we didn't meet up at all the next day....

 

[NineOfClubs]

In response to all who are saying "pot calling the kettle black", let me admit I might have come across as a dick on these forums a few times. But pointing out bad behavior is NOT bad behavior.

Even though I'm an atheist, I've refrained from demeaning others beliefs, I never joined in on any of the frequent bisexual bashing, I never talk down any region, state, or nation (except Cuba, maybe one or two more), you have never seen me jump into a fetish thread just to say "ick", I could go on....

Not saying I'm any kind of perfect model JUB guy, I'm not. Just saying there are some dicks mistreating posters who are new, naive, and undeserving of the kind of abuse given them..

I also realize it's the Internet and this is the way it is.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

In response to all who are saying "pot calling the kettle black", let me admit I might have come across as a dick on these forums a few times. But pointing out bad behavior is NOT bad behavior.

Even though I'm an atheist, I've refrained from demeaning others beliefs, I never joined in on any of the frequent bisexual bashing, I never talk down any region, state, or nation (except Cuba, maybe one or two more), you have never seen me jump into a fetish thread just to say "ick", I could go on....

Not saying I'm any kind of perfect model JUB guy, I'm not. Just saying there are some dicks mistreating posters who are new, naive, and undeserving of the kind of abuse given them..

I also realize it's the Internet and this is the way it is.

N..........o

 

[LilBit]

Fuck you, you understand? fuck you. Dumb bitch, I'm gonna cut your old ass up.

I see the tertiary syphilis isn't treating you very well.

 

[GayPopeye]

I'm the one..with my tattoo too
har har!

 

[BostonPirate]

I'm the one..with my tattoo too
har har!

what

are you saying you HAVE a penis or that you think you ACT like one?