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So there was this parrot right...

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About a month ago I went out on my porch to smoke a cigarette and was immediately greeted by a parrot on my roof chirping away and trying to talk. But it wouldn't let me approach it and so I spent a good two hours coming up with devious plans to get the thing down. It was beautiful and it sang/tried to talk. I had to have it. I ran through several neighbors' yards, tried to coax the parrot (soon to be named Freddy) down with bread and crackers, and my last ditch attempt was to spray the thing with a water hose so that it could be caught and not fly off. I felt really guilty but it flew out of range before it got wet anyways. So I walked around like a crazy person with binoculars following the bird all over the neighborhood. I can't imagine what people thought looking out their windows, I doubt they would have believed I was actually "bird watching". Eventually morning became afternoon and Freddy flew off never to be heard from again.

So now I'm looking around on Craigslist's Lost & Found and there's a lady looking for this same parrot. There's no way there are more than one of these exotic looking things in my area. The pictures look exactly like it, its stats match and so do its colors. "Her baby" went missing in October and "Bert" hasn't been seen since. If this was you would you bother calling her knowing that there really wasn't much you could do except let her know her parrot was alive at least a month ago and that he flew north but God knows where he is by now?

I should have turned the hose on full blast when I had the chance.
 
Did you try, "Polly wanna cracker?"
 
I tried. I littered people's yard with crackers to no avail. I probably should have tried on a pirate costume and yelled "ARRRRR!".
 
Maybe talking like a pirate would have sufficed.

"Arrrrrggggggggg get down har little birdie!"
 
Arrr, I edited before you responded!

I also forgot to mention she lost him in October but we recently had a really cold period and I doubt he could have made it through. I really think he's dead by now... :(
 
You never know. Animals can be quite resourceful.
 
Probably negligence. She obviously hadn't taken some precautions like clipping its wings (unless they grew back, do they grow back? :confused:). The lady's post sounded really genuine. Of course, people fool other people all the time over the internet so who really knows.
 
YES! YES! YES! Of course you should call her! First thing Saturday morning. Give her every chance to get her parrot back. And give the parrot every chance to get her and its home back. Parrots' emotional ties, and personalities, are no less strong that those of a dog or cat. Being lost and without it's family is at least as hard on the parrot as on the person. Please call ASAP.
 
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He's a senegal parrot.

I was thinking though. I was completely wrong. This happened a lot longer than just a few weeks ago. It was back in October. I remember because I was playing some trick or treating game on the computer. But I'll call the lady later this afternoon and let her know. Maybe it will give her some sort of comfort...
 
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