So this guy says.. "My cock just sprang back to life!" and I reply...

[Sunshine]

Well...not really reply, more like screamed

" ZOMBIE COCK! "

then everyone standing around us just stared. I mean, he was kind of boring and constantly went on about how he's such a good lover. It got on my nerves and made me feel a tad sick. Atleast he walked away afterwards.



So...when you need a quick escape...

"ZOMBIE COCK!"

 

[Daximus]

It's eating a chicken leg!!!

 

[Sunshine]

Its the only picture of a "Zombie Cock" I could find. =(

 

[Daximus]

The fact that you looked for a picture with the search parameters of 'zombie cock' made me laugh so hard I started coughing. Thanks Sunshine.

 

[Sunshine]

xD

the internet is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're gonna get.

 

[Daximus]

xD

the internet is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're gonna get.

You're so cute, and I mean it. Come to north Idaho and me and my other half will show you a good time. Teeeheheheheeee!!!

 

[Sunshine]

this is a cute thread... this comment made me bust out laughing...

Lol thank you

You're so cute, and I mean it. Come to north Idaho and me and my other half will show you a good time. Teeeheheheheeee!!!

Lol! oh reeeeaaallly?

 

[kevbo]

What? Rob Zombie's cock?

You're an interesting fellow, Matt.

 

[Sunshine]

What? Rob Zombie's cock?

You're an interesting fellow, Matt.

Why, yes I am.

Wanna fuck?

 

[LilBit]

Oh, Matty-poo, I've missed you so.

 

[Sunshine]

Oh, Matty-poo, I've missed you so.

*drops the soap*

I've missed you too!!!

 

[Shepherd 2]

I must have missed something. I have missed you too.

Shep+

 

[Sunshine]

I must have missed something. I have missed you too.

Shep+

Thank ya, Shep!

You're always sweet to me.

 

[954dude]

I like that! He must have been a real bore.

 

[Sunshine]

I like that! He must have been a real bore.

You have no idea...=/

I would have just said no thanks

guess I'm not as creative

Not everyone can be as badass as me. Not even Kevbo.

 

[JakeBequette]

Well...not really reply, more like screamed

" ZOMBIE COCK! "

then everyone standing around us just stared. I mean, he was kind of boring and constantly went on about how he's such a good lover. It got on my nerves and made me feel a tad sick. Atleast he walked away afterwards.



So...when you need a quick escape...

"ZOMBIE COCK!"

Were you in public or something? Did it come back to life in front of you? The living dead is no joke. I hope you followed him and took care of it.​

 

[initiallyyours]

Hahaha, that was a good one!

 

[LilBit]

*drops the soap*

I've missed you too!!!

Now that we've gotten all that lovey-dovey shit out of the way, can I see your tits?