The Original Gay Porn Community - Free Gay Movies and Photos, Gay Porn Site Reviews and Adult Gay Forums

  • Welcome To Just Us Boys - The World's Largest Gay Message Board Community

    In order to comply with recent US Supreme Court rulings regarding adult content, we will be making changes in the future to require that you log into your account to view adult content on the site.
    If you do not have an account, please register.
    REGISTER HERE - 100% FREE / We Will Never Sell Your Info

    To register, turn off your VPN; you can re-enable the VPN after registration. You must maintain an active email address on your account: disposable email addresses cannot be used to register.

  • Hi Guest - Did you know?
    Hot Topics is a Safe for Work (SFW) forum.

So...

Jordy03 said:
By the way, I've had things like that happen with my fly before, too. It's like...a paradox. I know I didn't unzip it, so who did? I don't think it just magically unzipped itself!
Click to expand...

Tell me about it. I changed into those jeans right before I left and I know I zipped up my fly. The only thing I can think of is that these jeans now fit me pretty loose (they're too big now) and that the fly just came down.

Jordy03 said:
There have been quite a few times when I've gone to the bathroom and then thought "Ohh fuck. I wonder how many people have seen me and gone Hey look! That guy's fly is down, should I say something? Naaaaah."
Click to expand...

That was my first thought as soon as I was home.

BrandonSBCA said:
That sucks. Good I have a long shirt to cover it.
Click to expand...

No such luck. The blue t-shirt I wore wasn't long enough for that. As someone commented in private, I gave a free peep show. :rolleyes:
 
You could have been arrested for willy wagging if you went commando. I remember that happening to a preacher during a sermon. His shirt tail stuck out of his zipper looking like a cloth penis.
 
On a cruise, I was getting dressed in my tux for a the formal evening. After getting into sexy bitch mentality, I left the room and walked down the hallway past a fmily who stared at me a bit as they passed and I flaunted it and kept walking only to realize afterwards that my fly was down. I don't know if that's what they were staring at but...it was embarrassing.
 
GL, dude, sometimes people are too shy to point out that they're looking at your crotch. Consider it your good deed for the day!
 
Listen GL would you just tell the truth and say how much you've been planning to flash your meat in the grocery store....

You are a pervert and I'm really pissed at you.

For doing it and not telling me.

I love a good show.....:twisted:
 
Corkles said:
Listen GL would you just tell the truth and say how much you've been planning to flash your meat in the grocery store....
Click to expand...

It's not only at the grocery store. There was one time he did it at a comic book convention... Superman wasn't the only "Man of Steel" there... (*8*) for GL!
 
Well, you could always have your zipper break and not know it, only to discover it thirty minutes into teaching your class of twenty two high school juniors because they were snickering about it.

They key to handling that kind of situation? Having a good sense of humor.
 
I had a friend in High School and we were hanging out with a bunch of other guys from school one morning and my friend was running around. I saw the sunlight glinting off of something when he ran past me, so I told him to stop running, looked down, and politely pointed out that his fly was open...

You really do need to laugh when it happens, especially to yourself.
 
Nothing very odd happened to me today... though, my brother and my 4 1/2 year old daughter did spend the whole ride home, from dinner, discussing theoretical math. That was a bit odd.

GL, I'm paranoid about walking around with my fly down. I have a pair of button-up jeans that tend to come undone..... !oops!
 
sinfulsimon said:
Nothing very odd happened to me today... though, my brother and my 4 1/2 year old daughter did spend the whole ride home, from dinner, discussing theoretical math. That was a bit odd.
Click to expand...

Theoretical math? I hope you have her enrolled in a really good school! ;)

sinfulsimon said:
GL, I'm paranoid about walking around with my fly down. I have a pair of button-up jeans that tend to come undone..... !oops!
Click to expand...

:D This just made my entire morning.
 
Overheard at GL's supermarket " I will have a pound of that hunky guy over there with his fly down. Yummy I love sausage exspecially that kind!"
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top