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I also see no option for calming mug of hot tea.
Where's the send me nude pictures option?


How fat is it?Where's the one for "SUCK MY FAT DICK"????
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The heat is rising in this thread. Maybe something else rising, too.I'm selfish as well, maybe I needs penis in me to make me less down.
That's a good suggestion.I also see no option for a calming mug of hot tea.

Sorry. Maybe next time.Well, I've been told that I need one of all of those at different points in my life, so I guess I voted "All of the above."
edit- Actually, I take that back. I've never been told the middle option before. However, I have been told the other two. However, Lube, you didn't provide an option that combines any two mentioned, so I guess I can't vote. (I was about click "All of the Above" and vote only to realize that the middle option is not present in my case).
ha ha! Threes one in every crowd.No, you're wrong!
If anybody takes this thread seriously and accuses me of not being fair because I didn't put an option for None of the above or Other, I think I'm going to puke.
Evidently not. (great image, btw!)
Oh oh, did you ask the self-appointed Queens of Hottopicsland for their permission if this was alright to post?
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