I have since given up parking my happy ass online, looking for someone to connect with.  I have dozens of friends on IM around the world, I have my political and news blogs to keep me entertained, and there are the fun and frisky stories I can read online here and there.  About VW Phaetons, and tweaking the stereo in the car I have, and well, sometimes, sex.
But, back in the day - seven or so years ago, I was wandering around the Yahoo chatrooms at night.  On dial up.  Yeah, it was a different world.  
Yahoo had chatrooms back then (I haven't been back to see in years, so it all could have changed) that were arranged by sexual orientation, by sexual activity, by city, and so on.  I usually hung out in the Houston rooms (for adults) because there were usually straight guys to hunt, and I already knew all the homos.
And, as Chaz' story reveals, I'm a sucker for a great dick pic.  No pun intended.
And here comes this guy - I've forgotten his name, now, but his handle used the word "Curious."  And he had a HUGE dick that had the most unusual shape - it was very thin at the base, it got fatter and fatter as it moved out the shaft, and the head was enormous.  It was just captivating to look at.
Of course, I had to hit him up for the chat.
"What does it mean, you're curious?"
So, this one wasn't ENTIRELY straight either - he's been allowing for blowjobs since he was in the service at least ten years earlier.  And, he was married with several kids and another horny bastard.
And he was getting no where with the ladies that night.
Soooo, he asked me if I was willing to blow him.  Well, hell, I just wanted to see that monster live and up close, so I invited him over.
He was also very, very handsome, stocky, little belly, and great legs and an awesome, round ass.  And that dick!  It had its own zip + four!
Yeah, I gave him a little head.  He made it clear he wasn't queer, and he wasn't going to do anything to assist me in my efforts to get off.  Well, a little lube and my puppeteer magic finger got his stiffy twitching, and he confessed that occasionally a lady had used a 
dildo on him, and he had always been curious about having a cock in him.
NOW we're talking.
Before you could say "Mary Francis," he was on the receiving end, and he was loving it.  
From that evening, he was a daytime visitor at least twice a week - came over, stripped down, hands and knees, fuck me daddy.  He'd blast off at least twice while he was getting fucked, usually without touching his giant knob.  
Then, he gets a job transfer to Dallas.  Phooey.  Not like it was ever going to be love, but he was fun with conversation and riding his butt was one of life's grander pleasures.  He also got caught by his wife.  With another woman, the wife had no idea about his other interests.
So, short leash, off to Dallas, that was pretty much the end of that.  Or, was it?
You see, there was reserve duty - once a month.  In Houston.  Over a weekend.
Back to regular visitation!  Now, it's at night, after duty, and after a few cocktails...
With a few drinks in him, he became more and more interested in activities other than presenting himself for inspection and mounting.  One night, he was knocking at my door after 11, staggering drunk.  That was the first night he sucked cock, and I must say he was pretty damned good at it.  He didn't want to finish, though, because he needed that itch scratched.
The last time I saw him, he was pretty toasty, and when I entered his ass, his nuts unloaded right there on the spot.  Ka-Blam - thanks, you'll be laundering these sheets today.  He came twice more before we were through.
I hadn't really thought much about him after that - removed from the geography, tied to a tree in the backyard.  Then, a few weeks ago, I got an IM from him out of no where.  Divorcing, has a girlfriend now - in Houston, no less!  Oh, but he can't play anymore.  Has to keep the new girlfriend.
Okay, well, you didn't contact me to ask me for my turtle soup recipe, mister.  
Yesterday, he hit me up again on IM.  He LIVES here again, he's single, except for that girlfriend issue.  And, he says we'll be getting back together again.