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[gmoney]

. . . My 75 year old father lives with me. We have this 'problem' with moths, and since he knows I work for the world's largest exterminating company, he thinks our house should be pest free. Anyways, he tells me it's time to change the traps. Then he says "It's time to catch your man" Immediately he was embarrassed and said 'let me rephrase that'. I think that's the hardest I've laughed in a month! Just a funny moment I thought I would share.

 

[RationalLunacy]

He thinks you date moths?

 

[GL]

ha! good one.

 

[Marbas]

Well, maybe it is 'time to catch your man', it would certainly be lot more fun than a bit of moth-slaughtering.

 

[RationalLunacy]

Man or Moth makes no difference both disappear come the morning.

This wouldn't be a problem if his men weren't attracted to flame.

 

[valis23]

Personally I can't stand him, but perhaps you need Richard Gere?

 

[RicanDAB]

LOL ... too funny?

I hear if you put an open jar of Hellmann's in the corner the moths will go away ... (private joke that only a few might get ... but gmoney better )

 

[G-Lexington]

Get your net ready, 'cause here comes your man!



Lex

 

[gmoney]

LOL ... too funny?

I hear if you put an open jar of Hellmann's in the corner the moths will go away ... (private joke that only a few might get ... but gmoney better )

Yes, I get your joke! Sweetie!

 

[Joshua_me]

LOL ... too funny?

I hear if you put an open jar of Hellmann's in the corner the moths will go away ... (private joke that only a few might get ... but gmoney better )

Damn, I've been using Miracle Whip.

This explains a lot.

 

[buzzj]

That's a great story! I'm laughing, too--- and I can always use that!!

 

[herenthere]

Thats great!!!!

Thanks for the laugh!!

 

[Golliwog]

Please "splainify" the mayo connection to bewildered know- it -nots like me.

 

[RRRalph]

My 75 year old father lives with me. We have this 'problem' with moths, and since he knows I work for the world's largest exterminating company, he thinks our house should be pest free. Anyways, he tells me it's time to change the traps. Then he says "It's time to catch your man" Immediately he was embarrassed and said 'let me rephrase that'.

Good story Gary