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Someone grabbed my ass on the bus!

freefall

freefall

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I was going home today. As usual, the bus was crowded like sardine packed in the tin. Didn't see anything weird, I listened to my playlist while being jammed and pressed to each other.

Then suddenly a hand stuck on my bottom cheek :eek:

At first came three possible explanations in my brain:
1). The culprit was trying to steal my wallet and he thought it was in my back pocket.
2). The culprit was actually an innocent someone who happened to had his/her hand on the wrong place at the wrong time (and s/he was not enjoying it as well).
3). The culprit was an ass grabber.

After several deduction, including the non-motile yet grabbing movement of the hand and the duration of contact (> 10 s, I presumed), I had to take explanation no. 3.

My ass isn't even fluffy (grabbing it feels like squeezing lemon rinds after being squeezed to dry). Damn, the guy next to me had bigger ass than me #-o
 
^Gee...thanks :roll: like I need to be a repetitious victim.
 
Sorry someone found your ass inviting?
 
Option 4:

The culprit had just picked his/her nose and was wiping snot (or some other secretion or liquid) on you. He/she couldn't move the hand too much, else his/her intent would've been obvious.
 
Report it to the police if this person didn't pay you! Next time, get the money upfront.
 
^I won't be too worried about that. Little chance I would meet the anonymous person again anyway...

MoufOfKhaos said:
Sorry someone found your ass inviting?
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Whether this is the case is a completely mystery for me :confused:

80KGold said:
Option 4:

The culprit had just picked his/her nose and was wiping snot (or some other secretion or liquid) on you. He/she couldn't move the hand too much, else his/her intent would've been obvious.
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It's not wet :mad: or sticky :eek:

Vannie said:
Would it be inappropriate to squeal with delight in this thread? :confused:
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*squeals and gasps like a little girl*

:spank: :p
 
Did you get it back?
 
Wait you say 10 seconds???

And you didn't look round in this amount of time?
 
Good for you. Should happen much more.
 
MoePhoenix7 said:
And nor should he be. Some [strike]guys[/strike] people need to learn to keep their fucking hands to themselves. ;)

And I really dislike the notions that I'm supposed take being fondled against my will as a compliment. I seem to run into this perverse frame of thinking all the time when I go to gay clubs. A random guy will reach out and grab my ass and then act surprised when I'm ready to punch him in the eye for doing it. It's b/c I don't know you, you didn't ask for my permission to touch me and it's my body. I think I should have a say on who gets to put their fucking paws all over it. Just b/c we're both gay and at the club doesn't give you the right to sexually assault me. :rolleyes:
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May I just have permission now to grind my crotch up against your perfectly round bottom if I ever see you in public? :sex:

freefall, Hon, next time you say out loud, "The person who just grabbed my ass better be very cute or ready to lose a hand." This serves to put the person on alert not to do it again, warns everyone else than an ass-grabber is in their midst, and gets you his phone number if he was cute.
 
Reminds me a bit of my flight to Spain last month. The guy behind my seat start rubbing his foot against the back of my leg. Normally I'd get grossed out by somebody's bare foot with airplane carpet germs crawling about touching me, but he was cute enough that I didn't mind !oops!
 
The point about why I didn't look for the one who did it: I wasn't even thinking about it. I just felt a hand there and for several second I literally stunned :eek:. Even after the contact lasted (and luckily didn't repeat again) and I got off the bus minutes later, I was still speechless. The 3 explanation came up when I sat down on yet another bus (no incidents :cool:).

Besides, it was super crowded. I couldn't even move around or rotate my body! I was like a statue sticking out awkwardly with a nutmeg expression amidst other statues!

elvin1 said:
Oh, that was just me. Guilty. :p
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Damn you :mad: You should've said so! :grrr: I'll let you touch more than just my ass ;)
 
I wish someone would grab my ass. It's been lonely for way too long.
 
next time, grab his hands and start screaming out loud. Humiliate the bastard for touching you. I would, yes, sometimes you take that as a compliment but if you think about it: allowing it to happen is letting the culprit do it again to other young guys.
 
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