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I've got to pee and the toilet seat is down! I've never seen it in that position before.

What do I do!?
 
you know sometimes I really dont get the big deal of the toilet seat down ,that the women always complain about.
has it ever occured they should lift it up when they are done for us.



why is it a big deal, and why do they make such a big issue over it.




What do they not look down first to see if it's not there or not. So that they dont fall in. Who sit down with out looking anyways?????
 
racer2438 said:
you know sometimes I really dont get the big deal of the toilet seat down ,that the women always complain about.
has it ever occured they should lift it up when they are done for us.



why is it a big deal, and why do they make such a big issue over it.




What do they not look down first to see if it's not there or not. So that they dont fall in. Who sit down with out looking anyways?????
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i've always wondered that same thing!!! i used to listen to friend of mine's roomate bitch about him leaving the seat up. all the while i'd be thinking "Why didn't she look 1st, and it's not like her big ass was gonna fall in anyway..." rude i know, but she was a silly bitch so....
 
gsdx said:
I've got to pee and the toilet seat is down! I've never seen it in that position before.

What do I do!?
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The toilet seat instructions are on the bottom side of the toilet seat.

The toilet seat will be in a horizontal position/plane, unless the foundation of your house is really sinking and tilting badly.

To read toilet seat instructions, you will need to elevate it into an angular position, allowing you at least enough space between the porcelain receptacle and the bottom of the seat, so that you can put your head into the space created between the two, so you can read the instructions.

WARNING: Moving the seat may be very difficult. Assure that you have an apparatus which will break or remove ALL of the cobwebs which have secured the seat to the porcelain. Even after those have all been removed, the seat may not want to budge. It's advised to have some WD-40 handy to lubricate the pivots of the seat (the part closest to the water closet), and a crowbar if the seat still cannot be moved easily.

In extreme cases, an ignited stick of dynamite may be required to move the seat to an angle. When you read the instructions, it will tell you to continue to move the seat, by any means possible, until it is standing perpendicularly, flush (sorry, couldn't resist) with the front of the water closet.

Oh sorry...I gave the instructions away. Uh...you DON'T have to read them after all.

Now that the seat is positioned upright, pee away!
 
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