Something For Which You Wear Your Best Underware?

[ShihTzuTylenol]

court
I don't know why but I always pick out my best under britches to wear when I have to go to court.


And ideally, I like to be wearing good (clean) shorts when I get into accidents too.

 

[fetaby]

So you're in court often? That's not a good look, even with silk drawerrrrrrrrrrrs.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

Not all that often actually

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I don't really have that many pairs of good underwear to get in trouble a whole lot.

 

[blackbeltninja]

court
I don't know why but I always pick out my best under britches to wear when I have to go to court.

Hmmm... is this as the defendant, or are you perhaps a lawyer?

Hopefully the latter...

I am trying very hard to only have decent undies in my cupboard and have taken the older, rattier ones out of circulation. As a result, most of my underwear is pretty new and pretty swish. Still, I endeavour to look my best for dates.

And since I know people will be looking and judging, I always have smart/impressive/up-market ones for after a workout at the gym. This is in part also a half-arsed attempt to shame the guys who wear their ones to gym which should rightly be condemned and burned into doing just that .

It has not worked thus far. Is it just my imagination, or is it usually the older guys who are kinda "meh" about pants with great gaping holes in them?

-d-

 

[genthree]

Do you starch and iron your underwear, I like a bit of "the man" in his underwear.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

...Is it just my imagination, or is it usually the older guys who are kinda "meh" about pants with great gaping holes in them?

-d-

Define old....hehehe used to give my mom hell when she'd toss my holy briefs out. I love to prance around the house and studio with a big gaping vent that shows off a portion of my ass crack. People either laugh of turn red and both are enjoyable to some degree hehehe

I'm an exhibitionist -- did you know?

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

Do you starch and iron your underwear, I like a bit of "the man" in his underwear.

You mean a slight sweaty scent? ...or poopie?

 

[blackbeltninja]

I'm an exhibitionist -- did you know?

Hmmm

If this were true, you'd have a thread in the Amateur/Show Yourself Off forum, but I don't see one... hint hint.

Define old....hehehe used to give my mom hell when she'd toss my holy briefs out. I love to prance around the house and studio with a big gaping vent that shows off a portion of my ass crack. People either laugh of turn red and both are enjoyable to some degree hehehe

We'll have to agree to disagree on this one! I'm all for comfort and whatnot but you gotta put your best foot forward in public, I feel. So I never wear the less than stupendous-looking ones out and about.

-d-

 

[EJMichaels]

Mostly places where I expect to undress, like parties. (Oh, yeah, and accidents.) If I'm going around without underwear, I'll keep some in my purse just in case of wanting to have them on. The holes develop in places that make them unsuitable for underwear, so there's no point in wearing the old ones other times.

 

[G-Lexington]

Laundry day.

Lex

 

[torontoboy92]

Dates, Hookups, & Pride.