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sometimes I wish I was a girl....

me too, if i had a vagina i would play with it all day. i would put various things in there, and then take them out. i would bang all the str8 guys, suck them.....wooof, i'd be a ho.....
 
The White Stripe said:
Me to. Girls get to fuck all of the hot guys...

But yeah I like having a penis too. Is it worth the trade?
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Well, lets look at the pros and cons of being a female:

Pros:

- You can flirt with any guy because the assumption is that all guys are straight
- Being dirty is normal and it would be unusual if you weren't "naughty"
- There are tons of magazines full of hot guys that you can read, in public, anywhere
- If you are attractive enough, you could find a rich guy and never have to work a day in your life
- If you are attractive enough, you can "whip" your boyfriend into catering to your every desire.
- Your gender is "the weaker sex" so you aren't expected to lift heavy stuff or be "manly".
- you can cry and it's OK
- If you become a housewife you can watch TV while doing the laundry and washing dishes while your husband is away
- You can shave your body hair and no one will think that's strange
- You can participate in a beauty contest

Cons:
- Minstralization (sp?)
- Making sure you don't get pregnant unexpectly
- You don't have a penis

Hmmm...I have to say, I think being female wins out...
 
Jesus mighty no!!!! The whole point of being gay, which I love being, is two guys loving each other and having man on man sex. If I was a girl, thats not possible. I never ever even thought about being a girl and never would want to. And, as others have mentioned, I couldn't imagine parting with my penis for any reason. It has brought me such joy throughout my life. I don't think I would want to have sex with a guy if I couldn't bring my penis into the game. Just saying.
 
All I'm saying is if the devil came up to me with the deal, I'd take it.
 
ans miss all da fun<inside joke

no thanks no wanna discuss da full movie of what it is ta be female around world already know or ins da days of HOT SEX WITH DA PERSIANS

ma heavy lead purse is sealed ooh close legs

#-o

ooh silly me what a dippy how open da door please get out da post any kind Man help me?
 
I definitely don't think dealing with menstruation and unwanted pregnancy would be very fun. Plus I like my penis. But I would enjoy being able to cry in public without feeling like a complete jackass.
 
Well the thought has occurred ocassionally but I'm still glad I am a man and have the appropriate equipment - love it and love a good man :)
 
Without a penis, how could I have a sword fight?
 
if was Scheherazade gon tie his balls up gons save 1000 ans 1 borin nights
' ooh! lipstick okay? '
kiss!
' kiss '
dat betta

what men doings?
' they busy powderin their hoses '
they take hours?
' Me knows '

da space station on p324 in quandrant 4AC be very nice taday with pretty curtains nice thought anyways

Close legs dear
' ooh '
men!
 
Girls are cool and all (my mom's a girl, so are my sister, niece, and one of my best friends) but I have no interest in being one. Never even thought about it. No periods for me, thanks, plus straight guys are overrated. ..|
 
My buddies and I all dressed up in drag a couple of Halloweens ago, to hit the bars.

Long story short: I had on this really short skirt with a nice cashmere sweater I borrowed from my sister, so I thought I'd be clever and tucked Bob (my dick) between my legs and kept it there with long strips of silver duct tape reaching all the way back to my ass cheeks. Oh it looked neat as hell, but it was the most miserable 2 hours of my life!

I finally just went into the toilet and ripped the tape off. Well; I say that like it was easy, but it was pure HELL! And burned like a sunabitch when I finally got it all off. It wasn't quite as sadistic as an ass-waxing, but it gave me a nasty rash on my dick. I came away from that experience with a new found appreciation for my bobber.

So if I learned anything that night it was, never put industrial strength duct tape on your foreskin or knob!#-o







Update:
Bob is doing fine now, and you can hardly even see the scars anymore -- on the outside -- but the emotional devastation may take years to heal.
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FPNY said:
i would put various things in there, and then take them out. i would bang all the str8 guys, suck them.....wooof, i'd be a ho.....
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I do this now with my ass! I love it when they put their things up there!
 
No Way ... No !!! NO !!! NO NO NO NO !!!
I like my penis and all others I can have acces to. I like being a Man 100 %.
I'm gay and love it. I will cry in public, I can cook better than most women I know and I iron my own clothes (most women don't even know what an iron is anymore).
Women are to high maintenance.
Besides ... how can you trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die ???
 
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