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Sometimes you have to dig through the horseshit to find the pony.

It originated as a story told in the book "There Must Be A Pony" by James Kirkwood.

A father had two sons. One was a hopeless pessimist. The other was the complete optimist. Trying to balance out the two and cure them of their extreme pessimism and optimism, the father decided to try an experiment one Christmas.

For the pessimist son, while the boy was asleep, he piled his bedroom from floor to ceiling with every imaginable toy, game and gift a little boy could want.

For the optimist son, while the boy was asleep, the father piled the room from floor to ceiling with fresh, steaming horse manure.

The next morning, the father awakes, and thinks, I'll go check on them and see what happened.

He walks into the pessimistic son's bedroom and finds him seated on the floor, cross-legged, with his head in his hands sobbing. Not a present has been touched or opened.

"What's wrong? Don't you like all the toys you got for Christmas?" he asked.

The little boy looked up with a tear-stained face, sobbing, "You- you don't really love me! You're trying to buy my love with gifts!"

Dismayed, the father walked out and pulled the door shut. He paused and walked down the hall to the optimistic son's room and opened the door.

The boy had stripped to the waist and was knee-deep in horse manure, shoveling wildly, slinging manure left and right against the walls, sweating, laughing and smiling broadly.

The father exclaimed, "Wh- what are you doing?!"

The boy didn't even pause as he kept shoveling, but instead, he dove in deeper into the pile.

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"With this much shit, there MUST be a pony!"
 
The optimist ate the shit, because he thought it just had to be chocolate mousse. Then he died from the parasites in it eating him alive from the inside out three months later.
Stinking of horse shit.

The only reason he thought he found the pony was because the worms ate his brain, but in fact it was an escaped serial killer/rapist.
The last thing he ever experienced was being stabbed to death by a ponies' penis that wrapped his parasite infested entrails around it like a spool.

When they buried him, they ran out of earth and used horseshit instead (because they were so optimistic)

THE END
 
Harke the Boeotarch said:
The optimist ate the shit, because he thought it just had to be chocolate mousse. Then he died from the parasites in it eating him alive from the inside out three months later.
Stinking of horse shit.

The only reason he thought he found the pony was because the worms ate his brain, but in fact it was an escaped serial killer/rapist.
The last thing he ever experienced was being stabbed to death by a ponies' penis that wrapped his parasite infested entrails around it like a spool.

When they buried him, they ran out of earth and used horseshit instead (because they were so optimistic)

THE END
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Wait, I lost you at serial killer. The reason was an serial killer? HUH?
Where the hell did the pony's penis come from? I though there wasn't a pony......
 
Harke the Boeotarch said:
The pony was a hallucination caused by the worms slowly eating the optimist's brain...
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The only reason he thought he found the pony was because the worms ate his brain, but in fact it was an escaped serial killer/rapist.
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OH OK. But what was the serial killer/rapist?
 
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