Humor-Satire Sorry guys I'm joining the other team, I'm now a conservative scientologist

[fabulouslyghetto]

the vocals are trash but that beat SLAPS

I was today years old when I learned they found an actual real live black woman to be a spokesperson for scientology. Doing some digging around I found everything you'd expect to find for someone of her politics. I cannot measure the level of irony that she sings about "propaganda" and "think for yourself."

I found her via a tweet from her co-star, a patriotic rapper with the same politics as her. I have a tried and true bonafide, confused, "what am I watching?" moment.

Oh, and you're all going to hell!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

He can save you too! I am DELIVERT! I don't mens no mo'!! Watch my testimony.

 

[backagain]

He can save you too! I am DELIVERT! I don't mens no mo'!! Watch my testimony.

Makes me think, all the dancing men were following the queen into the woods after Sunday services.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Makes me think, all the dancing men were following the queen into the woods after Sunday services.

The COGIC (church of god in christ) girls are notoriously messy. Those are the ones that key your car after you break up with them cuz you're tired of having to lie to their whole family or dive into the bushes when you're walking down the street together and they're spotted by friends.