Chapter Fifty-Nine - Smooth Shifting
Vicki was right when she said B. J. and I were more into each other than into her and I now feel that is probably true about all threesomes. They sound interesting and exciting but in fact, based on my sessions with Vicki and B. J. and with Euie and Mac, that's not so much the case at all. With Euie and Mac it would be fair to say I felt like a warm-blooded
dildo being used by two guys intent on getting each other off.
Yes, I fucked them both; but whenever I'd get a nice rhythm going one of them would break it up. Like I was fucking Mac and he was really grooving on it when Euie said, “Racer, can you bend upright more. I want to suck his dick.” So I changed position and lost my timing, my friction, and almost my erection. Then when I was fucking Euie, he and Mac were making out frantically and shoving me away. After they both came, They lay in each others arms, kissing and cuddling. I eventually decided a shower was probably a good idea and eased my way out of the bed. I don't think they even noticed. I will say when I came back from the shower they double teamed me giving me a nice blowjob; but it was messy and the easiest thing to do was step back into the shower.
They didn't shower. They lay there wrapped up in each other all sticky and smelly and were still kissing when I got back the second time.
“You two like each other,” I said, almost echoing Vicki's observation of a couple years ago.
“Well, yeah, I guess; we work together all the time,” Mac said.
“No, I mean you REALLY like each other.”
“The L word? You mean LOVE?” Euie wanted to know, not ready to believe it.
I just smiled and continued dressing while they went back to kissing and murmuring things like “Love?” and “Really?” and “Maybe” and “I want to fuck you.” That was Mac saying it. Euie laughed and asked me, “If you're going out, Racer, is it ok if we stay a while?”
“The sheets need changing anyway,” was my assent. I grabbed up my phone and keys and took a slug of OJ before leaving. I was going to ask the two of them to lock up the place when they left but their conversation stopped me at the door of the bedroom.
“Do I feel as good in you as Racer does?”
“You feel awesome,” Euie answered, which I took as a no and tried not to laugh. Mac was no midget, but he wasn't remarkable in either length or girth. Still, love can make up for the lack of a couple of inches.
The advantage of early evening sex was the stores would still open for at least another hour and a half. For lack of anything better to do, I decided to go take a look at the strip mall I had a financial interest in. It was on the outskirts of Manassas and easy to find. I was there in twenty minutes and impressed immediately. Not by the looks of the place, of course; a strip mall is a strip mall and they all look pretty much the same. This one was nicely busy, however. The parking lot was more than half full and the stores were unusual, a cheese and wine shop that looked upscale. I say upscale because I had never heard of either the cheeses or wines on their sale notice. Next was one of those card and gift shops. It also looked like something I couldn't afford even if Tommy Lynn is telling me to spend some money. And then there was a weird place. I couldn't tell what it was. It was some clothes, but not many, kind of thrown around on a bunch of furniture. I looked at the door; the name was “Yes, Virginia ...” I went it and looked at a nice hoodie with JMU on it.
“Hey, can I help you?” a young man asked.
“Hey back. This looks like my size, but I can't find a price tag. How much is it?”
“It's mine, actually; and it's not for sale. We're a furniture store. The chair it's sitting on is for sale and it's three hundred fifty; three hundred, if you buy two or more.”
“Oh, wow, I thought ...”
“I told my wife – this was her idea – that the clothes would confuse people. She said, 'Only once,' and threw half my stuff around the place to decorate it. 'Going for a casual dorm look' she said.”
“She's a born salesman. It got me in the door and I'd never look in a furniture store.”
“She's a doctor actually. Except she's bored with medicine. I'm Will Perry, by the way.”
“Racer Tyree,” I answered and we fist-bumped. “And the two of you run the store?”
“Will, WHEN is my table going to be ready?” a shrill voice demanded from the front door. I knew that voice. “Racer, we keep meeting in furniture stores!” Renée said.
“But we haven't danced in a while, Renée,” I replied, hoping I sounded gallant. Will's eyes got wider.
“That's because I thought you preferred Luna,” she volleyed back with a laugh.
“Mrs. La Gerbille, the table will be ready next week for sure. I saw it this morning and they were putting on the third coat of lacquer. It looks amazing, by the way.”
“Of course it does. I designed it. Did you little boys know the bar at the end of the mall has music three nights a week? I'm sure Mrs. Sarah Felsen Perry could spare you both for a moment or two. I was planning to meet Luna for a drink – just ONE, mind you ...”
“Oh, we're not friends, Mrs. La Gerbille, and Sarah ...”
“Of course you are … or you will be. Let's go. We'll just stop in for a sec!”
One store closure and three drinks later Luna and I returned to our table from the dance floor and joined Renée and Will. “WOOO!” Luna sighed. “A tango is always so much fun!”
“Is that what it was?” I joked. I guess a tango is when the girl keeps shoving her leg between her partner's legs. Checking him by hand for a hard on is probably a Luna-invented dance option. I relaxed when the two ladies went to refresh their lipstick.
“Will, how come you aren't dancing?” I asked him.
“Well, I'm married and uh ...” he was struggling for words and then slurring them. “Uh, Luna and I have a history and Renée has a daughter ...”
“Vicki. I know her.”
“You fucked her, TOO?”
“A friend and I went to a party at her house ...” I started to explain.
“She loves threesomes. My mistake was telling my wife about it. Now Sarah ...” He decided not to finish his statement. “You know the impulse to tell a wife EVERYTHING? Resist it, Racer. Total mistake.” He tossed down his fourth John Daly, a drink I'd never heard of before.
“What is that?” I asked when he ordered another.
“It's a lot of vodka and sweet tea and I don't know what else. You know, Luna and Renée are probably coming up with some way to get laid tonight. You up for that?”
“Well, uh … maybe.”
“Good. You take Luna, ok? Sarah will be a whole lot less pissed if I fuck Renée, 'cause she thinks I have a little thing for Luna. Which is not true. Never true. AT ALL. I have a BIG thing for Luna.” He grabbed his crotch and laughed.
The ladies came back to the table. Renée sat next to me and then leaned even closer. “I hear from Luna you have a BIG dick. It's always the cute, innocent-looking ones that wield the baseball bats. Right, my little Racer?”
“If my dick is what you say it is shouldn't I be called BIG Racer?”
“By little I meant young and sweet-tempered and you are all of that.” She groped me under the table, checking for size, I guess. “Luna!!!!” She made a kind of strangling noise.
“I TOLD you!”
“And he's already ...”
Luna interrupted. “I told you THAT, too. The Eveready Bunny is could take lessons from Racer.”
“Dude!” Will roused himself from contemplating his glass. “Take your pick!” He glanced from one side to the other.
“Now, Willis,” Luna cautioned. “We're not up to quite what you think, although I admit you have your REASONS to think it. We are merely looking for a somewhat priapic mascot for the Labor Day Cotillion. Which leaves YOU out since you got married. And Racer, if you notice anything, is better … qualified than you.”
“Yes, sweet thing,” Renée said to me. “Could you possibly accept an invitation to a dance? The Saturday before Labor Day? All you have to do is ride around in a convertible. With a charming date. And look fetching.”
“Well, I might be ...”
“OH, I just KNEW we could count on you!” The two women rose together. “And now we must DASH ...”
“Before he changes his mind,” Will inserted. “You know what your costume will be, don't you?”
“Costume?”
“Just a TINY detail, darlin'. Don't BOTHER your HEAD about it. You live in the same place as always? We'll be in touch.” Renée laughed and left.
“Don't worry,” Will said. “You get to wear a mask. Which is bigger than the costume. Would you mind driving me home? I think I've had a dozen too many of these.” He drained his latest John Daly.
It turned out he lived right next door, as measured by a couple of acres, from Tommy Lynn. As we passed Tommy Lynn's drive I realized the amazing facial resemblance. “Do you know Tommy Lynn?” I asked.
“He's my father, I think. More or less. Unofficially, or something. Don't worry. I'll explain if we ever go out drinking again. Turn in here. No, not the big house. I'm living in the barn.”
A very pregnant woman asked me to help get Will inside. Between the two of us we maneuvered him into a bedroom and dumped him on the bed. The woman pulled his boots off before he spoke up.
“Racer, this is my wife Sarah. And somewhere down the hall are a couple of kids she claims are mine. And maybe they are. They look a lot like me.”
“Pay no attention to him,” Sarah said in a grating Yankee accent as she pulled off his socks and shirt.
“Sorry you didn't get laid, Racer. Maybe Sarah can help you out there.” The words were slurred by drink but there was a nastiness to his tone.
“Fuck you,” Sarah said and walked out.
“Help me up?” Will requested. I got him to his feet which let him unzip and shed his pants. “Thanks.” He fell back onto the bed. I threw a light blanket over him, which he pulled up to his chin. I believe he was asleep three seconds later.
“He's out cold,” I said to Sarah. She snorted and walked me to the door.
“Thanks for bringing him home.” She tried for the semblance of gratitude, but missed. I don't think she was pleased at all.
I drove home carefully, not wanting to attract any attention that might involve a breathalyzer. I wasn't drunk to the point of not being able to drive, but the tolerance is so low these days there was no point testing the system. I pulled in next to a truck I didn't recognize and walked to my door.
“Racer?” As I got to the porch a body stood up in the shadows. He stepped into the light.
“Latham?”
“I tried to call but I don't think I have your number right. I'm hoping you were serious about me checking out schools.” He suddenly grinned. “Have you been drinking?”
“Uh … a few ...”
“Listen if this is any trouble, I can go somewhere. I should have called, I know.”
“No trouble at all. Come on in. Stay.” I unlocked the door and we entered.
A voice called from the bedroom, “Racer, that you? Euie and I are still fuckin' if that's ok.”
Latham's eyes got wide. I couldn't guess what he was going to do. Run? Instead he laughed. “I guess I'm in for it.”
Mac opened the bedroom door. He was naked. “Oops. Hey there,” he nodded to Latham. He closed the door.
“That was Mac,” I explained.
“I guess Euie isn't walkin' so good,” Latham commented calmly. “That's a BIG piece of tackle on Mac.”
“You haven't seen Racer's,” Mac called from behind the door.
I felt myself blush, but Latham laughed again. “There ain't NOTHIN' like this where I'm from.”