Split Urine Stream

[Rickrock]

Sometimes I have a split urine stream and one stream goes into the toilet and the other goes over the toilet onto the floor, or sometimes one goes into the toilet and the other hits my pant leg and wets it. Then I either have to wipe up the floor or wonder what to do about my wet pant leg. I hate this. I don't know beforehand when this is going to happen. This is only about 3% of the time, but it is still a few times a month. Does anyone else have this problem?

 

[Kahaih]

I think everyone has that happen once in a while.

Usually due to having a bit of ejaculate still in the pee hole gumming things up.

This is another reason why I detest people who keep magazines next to the hopper.

 

[Alistair]

^ opening your hole before you start peeing is supposed to help

 

[Vannie]

^ opening your hole before you start peeing is supposed to help

You want him to open his hole before he starts peeing? What's wrong with you? That's just sick

Oh you mean his wiener hole..

Never mind. Yea that might help

 

[HoodedRat]

Maybe it's time for one of these?

 

[Kahaih]

/\ Don't you mean two of those?

 

[unloadonme]

I only experience that when I pee with a hard on.

 

[LeicsDom]

I only experience that when I pee with a hard on.

I absolutely cannot ever pee with even a semi, let alone a hard on

 

[Latimer]

I believe that in some cases this may be related to an enlarged prostate.

 

[ShadowCat]

Maybe it's time for one of these?

Oh Fuck no that happens and I have a date with the bathtub and a toaster!

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You know what just sit it is actually better for you because it lets you go more fully!

 

[DepravedMuscleFTL]

maybe indictive of oncoming kidney stones ????

 

[Kienny]

Happens to me a lot too. Especially immediately to hours after ejaculating. Otherwise, it seems to be random.

 

[rareboy]

https://health.clevelandclinic.org/what-does-a-split-urine-stream-mean/

A number of possible reasons.

 

[Rickrock]

^ Thank you rareboy, that was helpful, but since they are temporary it is probably not serious.

 

[peeonme]

a few things that might help would be to "milk" the penis after ejaculating to remove as much semen as possible and the to urinate asap to clean the pipes.

 

[ninja]

^Peeing ASAP after emptying both barrels does it for sure. I don't think I've ever had a split stream later on if I hadn't cum earlier/the night before.