Spread mis-information

[m1thousand]

If your arm is chopped off at the elbow, the upper bone will slither out

When sperm is microwaved, a baby will pop out

Singing the national anthem twice will make you realize that cat entrails are quite tasty

God is actually a drop of water located in the Mediterranean Sea

Rhinoplasty is the fear of rhino interior designers

The JUB forum is where hermaphrodite pygmies come to discuss the pros and cons of incest, which is the sexual relation with a common housefly

Nellie Olson will be stepping down as President upon the wolf's cry for ketchup sandwiches

 

[Charon]

If you swallow a watermelon seed a watermelon will grow in your belly.

 

[Kahaih]

We've missed fabs.

 

[cityboy-stl]

If you tell a lie your tongue will turn black.


Vaccines cause autism.

 

[m1thousand]

Google.com houses Martian missiles

People with money cry frequently

The kangaroo is the Devil's puppy

 

[jaynoel]

Fasting when you're trying to lose weight will make you lose muscle mass.
(This one's a "zombie myth": no matter how many studies prove it to be untrue, it keeps coming back around.)

 

[pigface]

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That looks like Patrick Fyffe in full drag!

 

[Thad1527]

Mikey from the Life cereal commercials died when he ate five packages of Pop Rocks candy and drank a soda.

 

[swerve]

If you forget to turn off your turn signal (while driving), you'll run out of blinker light fluid.

 

[peeonme]

Masturbation causes blindness.
Being gay is a choice.

 

[m1thousand]

this is a dumb thread if I do say so myself

the idea to to create information that is wrong

 

[seven2go]

When Trump opens his mouth the truth comes out.

 

[frankfrank]

Three things in life are certain: death, taxes, and anchovies.

 

[medic1]

The Scots are well known for their willingness to part with money.................

 

[frankfrank]

If you go through the rest of your life with an open mind, someday your brains will fall out.

 

[Thad1527]

^And if your heart is open, you will soon require open-heart surgery.

 

[Thad1527]

Bubble Yum bubble gum contains spider eggs. If you chew it the spider eggs go into your stomach, where they hatch.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

We've missed fabs.

what you guys miss matters

 

[m1thousand]

I personally know Fabs

Kayne West's father's body housed micro-humans

A Great Dane will float if it holds its breathe (sp?)

The original Manchurian Candidate was Meinhardt Raabe

You can buy the sperm of Truman Capote

 

[Kahaih]

Before people had GPS and a compass on their smartphones, billions of thoughts and prayers were being sent the wrong way.