Breaking News State Of The Union - Blow By Blow.

[Cormac135]

I know there's a thread about it in CE&P but that's more for serious discussions, this thread is more a blow by blow, minute by minute reporting/commenting on the speech and the response to it.

Please feel free to contribute whatever you like while the speech is being read.

40 or so minutes to go.

Will you be watching it ?

 

[Cormac135]

Watching on the BBC which is only showing it from the beginning of the speech, not getting any of the build up which is just as well as most of the talking heads are going on about the FBI sideshow.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Why is anyone watching? Let me make this easy for you.

Talking point 1: Anything that's gone wrong is Obama debris.

2: Hillary's email

3: I'm a successful businessman

4: Duh libruhls is trying to smear my name by holding me accountable for all the gross things I've said and done over the years up until yesterday

5: We need to protect ourselves from brown people and trannies who have to pee

6: If my maths is really good, and I can assure you they are-- I'm a mathemagician, the economy should be at a hundred thousand bazillion points by the time I leave office.

7: Look at my [STRIKE]daughter[/STRIKE] wife doesn't she look smokin tonight?

8: USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

9: If I was in cahoots with Russia, why would I be wearing this blue tie? Don't fall for the libruhl agenda no matter how many facts, witnesses, testimonies, text messages and videos they have of me and Putin lubing each other up.

EDIT: Almost forgot! We need a wall to keep those scary Messicans out so we can have more room for those lovely people who demonstrated their right to bigotry in Charlottesville.

 

[Alistair]

^ you forgot The Great Wall

I love the mathemagician BTW

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

^ you forgot The Great Wall

I love the mathemagician BTW

Good lookin out by the way. And thanks, I came up with that right on the spot, I'm just talented like that.

 

[Cormac135]

Okay coverage has begun, they all look ancient.

 

[Cormac135]

Melania looking lovely apart from the neck up.

 

[Cormac135]

And here comes Trump, looks pretty tired, thanking everyone, bald guy leading him in looks terrifying.

 

[Cormac135]

Looks like some woman in the audience got told off for something.

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Paul Ryan looks like he's in love.

 

[Cormac135]

Jesus why have seats if they're never off their feet.

 

[Cormac135]

Pelosi looking at him as though he's dirt, which of course he is.

 

[gsdx]

EDIT: Almost forgot! We need a wall to keep those scary Messicans out so we can have more room for those lovely people who demonstrated their right to bigotry in Charlottesville.

Except for the hundreds he brings in to work at Mar-a-Lago.

 

[Cormac135]

Seems everything is hunky dory.

 

[Cormac135]

Joe Kennedy will give the Democrats response, he looks kinda hot with the ginger hair.

Ryan looks more and more like Mr Bean.

 

[Cormac135]

More Obamacare bashing.

Pence looks drugged up.

 

[Cormac135]

Token black supporter in the audience, shame on you Cory.

 

[Cormac135]

The new American moment. waffle.

His hair looks nailed on tonight.

 

[Cormac135]

Nice looking gay kid getting a round of applause, shamelessly used the kids action to have a pop at BLM.

What a cunt.

 

[Cormac135]

Looks like they're having it in a sports. hall.

 

[mikey3000]

Wow. Trump is just rockin' it tonight. Bravo Mr. President. Bravo.