Static Shock -Electrolosis

[Danugh]

You know i am really deflated right now given the recent injustices bestowed upon me but you know, what doesnt kill you can only make you stronger and so i am going to try keep on keeping on until the the way i feel goes away.




Static electircity is a bitch. I shocked myself twice today but first time that made me want to start a thread about it.

The first time i was sitting on a sofa reading and then 10 minutes later i reached to turn on the TV so i could watch HEROES when ***SHOCK***. It didnt feel good, but then nothing lately has been feeling good.

The other time i took off my socks and reached for the door handle and ***SHOCK***, that didnt feel good either.

Before today i have been statictically (not a word) shocked but its been a while and i cant wear gloves all the time so you know just never know when you can get a shock.

I wonder how many volts passed through my body lol.

Any body ever been shocked like me. The shock i am talking about is not from finding out that all your threads were deleted i am talking about a static eletricity shock.

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[james1200]

so i was sitting in a park minding my own business when i got a shock on my ass from grinding the park bench from being so horny watching the basketball players and the shock made me jump 100 feet right into the court and i landed in the arms of this real big latin hottie who i could tell had a big dick cause it got hard as soon as i landed in his arms even tho he was straight his girlfriend was right there watching the game but he looked into my eyes and i into his and he just took me right in his arms and i swear he jumped 200 feet over the courts and we landed in his bedroom and he said to me i've never had sex with a guy before but you are some hot piece of chocolate and i have to have you and he pushed me down and i took off his shorts and he was wearing a jockstrap which i left on while i sucked him then he got off and said he loved me and called his blatino friends and we had an orgy that lasted all night and now i'm so tired from all that sex but feeling good i converted this really hot latino and all his friends.

now i gotta go poop some creamy corn.

 

[RyanKilter]

Animosity, do you have it?

 

[james1200]

noooooo. i love his insane stories. really. it's like playing with one of those nice special needs people.

 

[james1200]

nice...elvin getting nasty.

 

[BenF]

You think static is bad?!

I got 200 Joules of pure DC electricity thanks to a silly cunt of an A&E nurse who handed me live defibrillator paddles and pressed the discharge button as he handed them to me.

Once I picked myself up from the floor and dusted myself down, I tried to beat him up. Happy days.

I wonder how many volts passed through my body lol.

Probably about 0.02 V

 

[Nonimus]

I know how you feel, I let my grip slip on a balloon i was holding once - SHIT! Never again i tell you.

 

[looseliam]

You think static is bad?!

I got 200 Joules of pure DC electricity thanks to a silly cunt of an A&E nurse who handed me live defibrillator paddles and pressed the discharge button as he handed them to me.

Once I picked myself up from the floor and dusted myself down, I tried to beat him up. Happy days.

Shocking, wasn't it?
i'll leave now

 

[herenthere]

You think static is bad?!

I got 200 Joules of pure DC electricity thanks to a silly cunt of an A&E nurse who handed me live defibrillator paddles and pressed the discharge button as he handed them to me.

Once I picked myself up from the floor and dusted myself down, I tried to beat him up. Happy days.

LOL....Don't beat him ..slash him with your tongue...

 

[Kurn]

Restrictive underwear might be at the root of the problem.

 

[marcde]

Awww Newboy - sorry to hear that things have been bad for you of late - you should take a seat and rest yourself for a bit

 

[JakeBequette]

Monday night I got out of my car and I guess the first thing to come in contact with metal was my left nipple, it got shocked and it hurt for 10 or 15 minutes.​

 

[james1200]

Awww Newboy - sorry to hear that things have been bad for you of late - you should take a seat and rest yourself for a bit