Stereotypes

[JSB_01]

I don't like sports, I also sometimes sit with my legs crossed at the knee (very rarely), and I watch a lot of shows on HGTV.....BUT...I don't like Kylie Minogue or pop or dance music or anything like that.....BUT.....I do like opera and "artsy" stuff.
I've once been told that I was too nice to be straight. Maybe that's a stereotype?
But judging by some people here, that's obviously not true!

 

[irish1]

I don't wear low rise jeans (did the first time around);

I hate HGTV, but love the cooking channel;

I don't watch football or ice skating;

I have heard Kylie Minogue's name, but don't know if I know her music;

Madonna is a light-weight;

Martha Stewart is a heavy-weight;

My voice is neither ultra-high or ultra low;

I think women are beautiful, and think the same of men;

I am not into the "gay" scene", but don't pretend to be part of the "straight scene";

I don't assume anything about anyone else's sexuality, and I consider my sexual preferences private;

I love my boy friend.

 

[HarryPotterHimself]

People think I'm gay because I talk about fashion and call myself a bitch after I make a smart remark. The worst stereotype is that all gay guys talk with lisps.... I fucking hate that.

 

[Paws]

If I think that Kylie Minogue is Fabulous (with a capital F) does it imean that I am gay?

No, this means you have bad taste in music.

 

[davy]

let's see:

i prefer wine over beer and i'm starting to like cheeses i've never heard of

i dance at parties (but that might not say much because the places i go to are playing cumbias and mexicans LOVE to dance those, so the dance floors are always full)

i'm hardly a sports fanatic (i watch, but i couldn't tell you any player's professional history)

i talk a verbosely and grandiosely

i get really self defensive whenever a really hot guy enters the room.

in social settings, i'm overly friendly with others who are stereotypically gay (whether they are or not).

and the biggest giveaway: i think guys are really sexi

 

[FlyingCheeseSteak]

No, this means you have bad taste in music.

 

[ladygrey]

LOL

At first sight, I'm like a chubby gay poster child.

When you get to know me, you'll realize that I go far above and beyond the stereotype.

Soceity only seems comfortable with gay men when we are silly, meaningless, unintelliegnt, and funny.

On the other hand, gay soceity only seems to comfortable with us when we're pretty, don't lisp, act straight, and never ever mention the g word (god/goddess).

Then again, some people just accept others no matter what.


Damn liberals....

 

[mexicano]

you can't tell i'm gay by looking at me, but if a hot guy walks in the room, my eyes are following him everywhere

 

[blankslate]

oh puh-leez silly buns. Just ask yourself, what would Paris Hilton do? that's right, let's go shopping, and look fabulous.

Shiraz anyone?

LOL

Soceity only seems comfortable with gay men when we are silly, meaningless, unintelliegnt, and funny.

On the other hand, gay soceity only seems to comfortable with us when we're pretty, don't lisp, act straight, and never ever mention the g word (god/goddess).

Then again, some people just accept others no matter what.


Damn liberals....

 

[shahmask]

A friend at work says she knew I was gay because I smile alot and am generally nice to people.

My customer that outed me to the whole store said the same thing.

I can walk by ten hot girls to the preppy guy at the end of the line and not see the ten girls.

That is sooooo freakin true! But, hanging around with my straight male coworkers, i do see woman now for some reason.

 

[JaysHere]

• I have a deep voice
• No lisp
• I follow college football (Go 'Noles!)
• Cross legs with calf resting on knee

So much for those stereotypes. However,

• I hang out at gay bars
• I do watch the cute guys go by, but ignore the cute girls
• I notice what girls are wearing and whether it makes fashion sense
• I suck dick
• I have a boyfriend, whose name I mention all over the place (if not always the nature of our relationship)
• Enjoy pop/dance music of most types

Verdict: Gay!

 

[Centexfarmer]

No that I know or work with suspects, but I out myself when I use "words."

For example:

Q: So what do you think of the remodel job that I had done on my bathroom?

A: (Without thinking) It looks fabulous!

BUSTED!

I forget that straight guys don't use words like; fabulous, wonderful, gurl, 'love-ya mean it.'

So, if I wan't to remain "closeted" in my professional life, I have choose my words carefully.

 

[Kurn]

Until fairly recently I had a very poor self-concept.
What I mean by that is that most of my life I have had very little awareness of my outward appearance.
I wonder if it's a mild form of autism. Yes, I've read about Uma Thurman.[see her Wiki article]
It's not as bad as it used to me but it sure has left me lonelier than I like.

So, stereotype?? I probably have exhibited those over the years but was completely unaware of them.
But I wouldn't be surprised if this "affliction" appeared among gay-brothers more often.

 

[Swellegant]

I don't think I could pick Kylie Minogue out of a lineup, and I hate Madonna with the hatred of a thousand Bible-Belters. The most fashionable clothes I own are from Banana Republic, Martha Stewart scares the shit out of me, and I only use the word "fabulous" when trying to sound gay.

On the other hand, I love Judy Garland and Marlene Dietrich and Maria Callas; I can sing along to thousands of showtunes and standards and can recite Auntie Mame, The Women, All About Eve, and Gentlemen Prefer Blondes without looking at the movies; I subscribe to Vogue and can discuss women's fashion like a pro; I can be a little limp-wristed at times, and I have the "gay accent" (that odd combination of overmodulation and sibillance that doesn't seem to come from anywhere in particular but is very distinctive and exclusive to our tribe). Oh, and then there's that whole drag thing.

So I do display a few stereotypes, but I think mine are from an earlier generation.

 

[Soilwork]

Funny.. I was out with some guys once, and we were talking about... something.. who knows, it was three years ago.

Anyway, so this guy suddenly stops me and says, "Jasun, I just dont' get you some times... I mean you've got this rough exterior, you're totally biker-ish and you come off as 100% straight and then you say things like 'outfit' or 'facade' or 'brick-a-brac'."

 

[shahmask]

robert marlene. i finally get u. b/c of your avatar i always think you are like 20 or 25 and then u say so many things that just seem so, i don't know. then i read your post here and thought, man, i don't even know wtf he's talking about. i finally clicked on your avatar and you're a half generation older than me. finally i get u!

and I have the "gay accent" (that odd combination of overmodulation and sibillance that doesn't seem to come from anywhere in particular but is very distinctive and exclusive to our tribe).

how well said. all i could come up with was roll the sylables and emphasis in funny places.

 

[FlyingCheeseSteak]

I get all giddy sometimes, too.
When a hot guy enters the room I clam up and get all shy.
I often sit with one leg curled under me.
I often sit taking up as little space as possible.
I like looking at guys when I jerk off.
I talk about sex, with guys, all the time.
I like to dance when I'm drunk (or no one is watching).
On top of my usual rock/alternative I like house, techno, dance and jungle music.
I can walk by ten hot girls to the preppy guy at the end of the line and not see the ten girls.
I don't like watching any sports, at least not for the competition.
All my friends are gay, lesbian or bi.

Once, I didn't even recognize my own mother as there was a hot guy behind her.

 

[FlyingCheeseSteak]

I like Madonna and I like Kylie...and I'm gay, eh....

Music.....makes the people.....come together.......YEAAAAH!

 

[FlyingCheeseSteak]

i'm concise quiet and kind of misanthropic. maybe im defective.

but then again im not a complete macho fucktard so i guess i am gay

I hope so - I find your characteristics SEXY. Growl!

 

[FlyingCheeseSteak]

"the most stereotypical gay" <<<< keep up the good work

with a name like Hard4Cock.....nevermind.