Straight buddy unintentionally teasing me

[jamiedude00]

Sup guys,

So my straight buddy and I have a great relationship. First guy I came out to, been awesome for advice and lending an ear.. basically been my closest ally and always open for discussion on anything in my life. Kinda like the only person I don't have an issue saying anything to. Funny thing is, he was the stereotypical guy who would crack fag jokes n shit, but since coming out to him, I've mellowed him out and he loves asking questions about how/what gay dudes think. I fuckin love it, to be honest.

Here's the thing - he's really open with me too. Told me he's told me a lot of stuff he's ever told his other buddies. Wicked right? Problem - he's separated from his wife (got married early at 25, divorced at 26 lol) and loves telling me about the chicks he bangs.. things the girls like doing TO him. I don't think he forgets who/what I am, but come on.. guys should know how easily it is to chub up at conversation about sex! He tells me how he thinks chicks stroke his ego about his dick size (one girl comes up to him at work and says "so I hear you have a big one) and he tells me while talking to one of his ex's who he's still madly in love with that her now-BF doesn't sexually drive her and she needs "more" something he was able to provide. He tells her that he isn't that endowed and she tells him he's top 3 or something. I mean, I don't know if straight guys talk about this stuff or he's just different, but FUCK come onnnnnnn lol

Sadly, I'm 26 and still a virgin. I only came out within the last two years (officially to everyone a couple months ago) and he know's my situation. I don't think I've ever been "in love" with anyone, and I try and not let my self "fall" for him because I've read a lot of stories on how us homos fall for out straight best friends. Straight up, this guy is sexy as fuck, I think I *may* like him too much, maybe I am in love with him, but at least I know shit'll never happen. That keeps me balanced.

But anyway, my dilemma, is that this fucker talks about his dick size (without telling me the size) how he's never had a chick suck his balls until now and how much he likes it).. I just can't think of too much .. it just drives me crazy and makes me want to jerk off to his FB pics lol.... aaanyway based on our fairly "open" friendship, should I just make conversation about it? I mean, I don't want him to stop.. honestly.. but it's driving me mad! I'm not going to confess my undieing love for him, and I've already told the guy he has nothing to worry about, I love him, but I'm not IN love with him and he won't ever have to worry about me coming on to him while drunk or anything, which I think may have calmed his nerves (a mutual friend told me he's asked her for advice about the thought that I may be "into him" which sorta prompted me to tell him the love shit).

He's even apologized once for talking about sex so much around me, I guess just being polite or guilty lol.. k, so without going on even more here, should I just be open with him on this? Should I say something funny like "listen fucker, I'm tired of having to readjust my boner every time you talk about so and so suckin your balls or your girls talkin about your dick size bro... you know I'm gay, so just the word dick or balls congers images in my head of you naked, which I don't want to think about cause your my friend.. and STRAIGHT muther fucker!! you're killing me!"

WOW.. what do you think? am I fucked up? lol :S

 

[cockbrain]

He's a cock tease. But maybe he wants you to blow him. Decide what you want: Do you want him just as a friend or More? If more tell him that you'll suck him so that he'll be able to know what it is like to get a blow job from a dude. His response will let you know if he's just a tease or he wants more from you. Be brave. He's clearly very open-minded.

 

[jamiedude00]

lol.. right? I think that's the best thing to call him, but truthfully I don't think he's doing it purposely. And while *I'd* like to blow him I *know* it would never happen. I don't think saying that would be brave, it would be crazy stupid. As much as he's opened up to the idea of having a close gay friend, and that he asks me questions n stuff it would just never happen. ever. lol

however, using the term cock tease I think can work for me. I'd have to wait until I am high and or drunk with him to use it, in the context of the example I used earlier... but The whole reason I felt the urge to write this today was only because yesterday while at his house, he was wearing a pair of pajama pants obviously without boxers underneath and well, to say the least they hugged his rear end's crack and left nothing to the imagination. I had *never* been more sexually aroused by him more than at that moment and after I had left, I thought that this has to end some way. I mean, he didn't do anything that time, and my wondering eyes did that to myself, but I don't want to distance my self from him for these reasons, but at the same time I want to tame the feelings I suppose, as like I said, I can imagine and dream all I want about the shit I'd like to do to him but *sigh* it would just never happen.

 

[jensu846]

I did that with my straight best buddy. He was the typical jock that would make homo jokes too. We were best friends for about 15 years before I officially came out to him, although he suspected anyway.. But once I told him I was gay, he was very cool about it, and a couple times I let it slip that I liked him kinda. I said something like, "You know if you ever want to see what its like to get blown by a guy, the door is always open" It was like a standing invitation that will make him think about it and hoping next time he gets horny he might try it..and he knows it will stay between us. He hasn't taken me up on it. but we have slept in the same bed numerous times together, and he even went to a gay bar with me in Vegas.. I think you should make a small non aggressive pass like mine, and see how he reacts. With your guy always talking about his dick size, I would say, "Allright, Ive heard enough about how mighty big you are, I have to see this monster" or something similar, but do it in a joking tone, he might take you up on it.. then you go from there..

 

[jamiedude00]

I don't want to sound like a pussy or anything and say I don't want to send an invitation like that, but I've read the apparent "success" stories of straight guys letting their gay friends suck them off and while I'm not saying I don't believe them *why* would anyone take the risk? His friendship means more to me than sucking him off so the trade off isn't worth the potential of losing that. While it may sound stupid to say, especially to those who have been successful at this, I don't believe he needs a dude to blow him. He literally has two chicks who he alternates banging or sucking him off *everyday* so he's not going without.... AND there was a night I was at his place where both girls did "cancel" on him and he said aloud "damn I need to fuck something" .. I just laughed but about a minute later, he said "well a girl" as if he was thinking I thought "heyoo! here's a chance" or something.. truthfully I didn't think that (again because it would never happen anyway) and he kinda make me feel uncomfortable thinking that I was thinking that..

I *think* and of course you always think of things to say after the moment has passed, that if he were to bring up his dick size again, I'd just say something like "so, are you bringing this up cause you want a gay guys perspective on it?" and see what that congers.. otherwise unless I want to potentially fuck up a friendship that I value too much to throw out there that I'd open to sucking him off I really want to distance my feelings with it..

And BTW, this is probably the biggest issue I had with coming out, as in my guy friends always thinking I want to fool around with them and making them uncomfortable even if I didn't *do* anything. I try to put my self in their shoes and think I don't really think I'd want a chick to suck me off, hell I probably wouldn't even get hard if they did try and if they did offer, I'd say no my self, so why would he say yes to me?

 

[Just_Believe18]

Let me be the first to snap you back into reality.

Your friend is straight. He only likes vagina, and he's a cool enough guy to be open and honest about his heterosexuality with you. He treats you like a good friend, and isn't weird about you being gay because you haven't been weird with him... yet. However, this fantasy of hoping he's somewhat interested in you needs to stop. You're a guy in your mid-twenties and still a virgin. You need to focus on other gay guys who definitely want you sexually. When you spend so much time, energy, and effort into a straight guy, you become infatuated and unrealistic. We are all gay and straight for a reason in whom we choose to have sex with.

Your friend is open about himself. Accept it. Find a hot gay dude to bang so you can share stories back to your straight buddy.

 

[deelong]

Let me be the first to snap you back into reality.

Your friend is straight. He only likes vagina, and he's a cool enough guy to be open and honest about his heterosexuality with you. He treats you like a good friend, and isn't weird about you being gay because you haven't been weird with him... yet. However, this fantasy of hoping he's somewhat interested in you needs to stop. You're a guy in your mid-twenties and still a virgin. You need to focus on other gay guys who definitely want you sexually. When you spend so much time, energy, and effort into a straight guy, you become infatuated and unrealistic. We are all gay and straight for a reason in whom we choose to have sex with.

Your friend is open about himself. Accept it. Find a hot gay dude to bang so you can share stories back to your straight buddy.

I'd have to agree with you. I think you're a little too infatuated with your friend. Like Just_Believe said, find a guy or guys to bang. In my opinion, I would not go there with him. Because there's a huge possibility that things could get really awkward between you all.

 

[FootBoy]

Just say something super simple and lighthearted like "Quit being a cock tease!". Gives him the image that its turning you on without you being too forward or pressuring.

 

[billybob109]

Trust me women and straight men do not know a big cock. Gay guys do not exaggerate big cocks they know them when they see them. Every straight guy says he has a big dick. And ask him already to prove it if it's such an anaconda.

 

[orton86]

Let me be the first to snap you back into reality.

Your friend is straight. He only likes vagina, and he's a cool enough guy to be open and honest about his heterosexuality with you. He treats you like a good friend, and isn't weird about you being gay because you haven't been weird with him... yet. However, this fantasy of hoping he's somewhat interested in you needs to stop. You're a guy in your mid-twenties and still a virgin. You need to focus on other gay guys who definitely want you sexually. When you spend so much time, energy, and effort into a straight guy, you become infatuated and unrealistic. We are all gay and straight for a reason in whom we choose to have sex with.

Your friend is open about himself. Accept it. Find a hot gay dude to bang so you can share stories back to your straight buddy.

Sorry, but THIS ^