Straight guy dick

[bnaturalboy]

I had a brilliant thought going through these threads, and decided to implement it tonight.

I sent a text to one of my hottest straight friends (Latino swimmer, it's all I can do to not jump his dick every time I see him) telling him I was drunk out of my mind. Eventually I told him my female friend thought he was hot, and transitioned as if I were the female friend and had taken the phone. I start flirting and then, using a cell phone shot of a girl I got off the internet, convinced him to send me a dick picture. It was beautiful! It's on my phone, not my computer, but I'll show as soon as I can.


Has anyone else made up a diabolical scheme to see straight dick?

 

[man1lover]

um....i dont really think that is ethical.

 

[bnaturalboy]

I never said ethical. Clever and diabolical? Yes. Moral or ethical? Not so much.

 

[bangthisbi]

I have sneaked many peeks, but never tricked anyone. Sometimes you just have to ask. Let's give it a shot..........bnaturalboy, will you please send me a picture of your hard cock? I would like to thank you in advance for the picture of that delicious throbbing cock of yours.......l should get a nice cock pic for being polite, right?
What I've always wanted to do to fool a straight guy is suck his cock while he is sleeping. He would wake up to the best blowjob of his life and by the time he realized it was a guy sucking him off, he wouldn't care because I'd be taking care of his cock better than any woman could. I think doing something like that would turn out really good or really bad. I doubt I would ever suck a sleeping straight guy like that. I'd suck the cock of a sleeping gay or bi guy though.

 

[Scottf]

What I've always wanted to do to fool a straight guy is suck his cock while he is sleeping. He would wake up to the best blowjob of his life and by the time he realized it was a guy sucking him off, he wouldn't care because I'd be taking care of his cock better than any woman could. I think doing something like that would turn out really good or really bad. I doubt I would ever suck a sleeping straight guy like that. I'd suck the cock of a sleeping gay or bi guy though.

trust me from experience, waking up to a blowjob just leaves me feeling great, never do i question it, im usually too tired and aroused to, ok i know its always my gf, but i dont look, i dont say anything, for all i know it could be anyone, but i just lie there looking at the ceiling until i cum, and if i was a guy, by the time i look down, im not gonna complain, not if it felt so good it made me cum

 

[greyhorse]

That's very nice and considerate of you Scottf - hmm it would be great to be on the giving end ->O:
Cheers, G

 

[Mikael83]

A good friend(gay) of mine always ends up receiving dick pics from straight guys. Friends of his. Don't know how he does it, but it seems like they are happy to do it and show off. He says he pretty much just asks for the pics and then they come.... I'm lucky that he shows me all the pics as well, and some of them make me wish I was a straight girl...

Don't think I have the balls to do it though, but wish I had

 

[bangthisbi]

trust me from experience, waking up to a blowjob just leaves me feeling great, never do i question it, im usually too tired and aroused to, ok i know its always my gf, but i dont look, i dont say anything, for all i know it could be anyone, but i just lie there looking at the ceiling until i cum, and if i was a guy, by the time i look down, im not gonna complain, not if it felt so good it made me cum

Good head is good head and it doesn't matter who is giving it to you.
One of these days you might wake up to your cock getting sucked and it will be the best blowjob that you've ever had. When you are done unloading your cum, you'll look down to see me smiling at you with your cum all over my face. You wouldn't mind would you?

 

[sixthson]

Good head is good head and it doesn't matter who is giving it to you.

If this were true, you would think gay guys would be lining up to have women give them blowjobs. But, no, it's always the bis and so called straight guys who say things like this.
This is the kind of thing bi guys like to tell "straight" guys to get into their pants. It's pathetic, really.

One of the best things about being an out gay man is the freedom to be honest with yourself (first) and others (second). That means we don't have to say such stupid things to find sexual pleasure. If it didn't matter who gave you head, some toothless grandmother could do the job.

 

[AlmondMilk]

trust me from experience, waking up to a blowjob just leaves me feeling great, never do i question it, im usually too tired and aroused to, ok i know its always my gf, but i dont look, i dont say anything, for all i know it could be anyone, but i just lie there looking at the ceiling until i cum, and if i was a guy, by the time i look down, im not gonna complain, not if it felt so good it made me cum

I agree! Although I've never woken up to a girl giving me head, by ex frequently did this. It was a great feeling. Too bad I rarely cum just from being sucked, though

Anyway, sounds hot he sent you the dick pic, but... still pretty shady :/

 

[jizzinmypants]

If this were true, you would think gay guys would be lining up to have women give them blowjobs. But, no, it's always the bis and so called straight guys who say things like this.
This is the kind of thing bi guys like to tell "straight" guys to get into their pants. It's pathetic, really.

One of the best things about being an out gay man is the freedom to be honest with yourself (first) and others (second). That means we don't have to say such stupid things to find sexual pleasure. If it didn't matter who gave you head, some toothless grandmother could do the job.

Damn Good point

 

[blackbeltninja]

If it didn't matter who gave you head, some toothless grandmother could do the job.

I'm fairly sure that somewhere some toothless grandmother is indeed doing just that.

I can say this secure in the knowledge that removal of teeth to create the fabled passion gap is quite popular certain sectors of Cape Town. Add to that their penchant for teenage pregnancy, and toothless grandmothers are often younger than I am (currently 34).

-d-

 

[asu1117]

This is the kind of thing bi guys like to tell "straight" guys to get into their pants. It's pathetic, really.

Because gay guys never try to get into "straight" guys pants.

 

[bangthisbi]

If this were true, you would think gay guys would be lining up to have women give them blowjobs. But, no, it's always the bis and so called straight guys who say things like this.
This is the kind of thing bi guys like to tell "straight" guys to get into their pants. It's pathetic, really.

One of the best things about being an out gay man is the freedom to be honest with yourself (first) and others (second). That means we don't have to say such stupid things to find sexual pleasure. If it didn't matter who gave you head, some toothless grandmother could do the job.

Adding some fiber to your diet would probably make you a little less uptight. Then again, I'm stupid and pathetic. What do I know?

By the way, I have had a few unattractive women give me some fantastic blowjobs. They were so good at sucking my cock that I didn't care what the hell they looked like.

I guarantee there are some toothless grandmothers out there that are world class cocksuckers. I guarantee there are some attractive gay guys out there that give some of the worst head in the world. As long as they are happy doing whatever they are doing, I don't care who is blowing who as long as somebody is blowing me.

 

[whatdidyousay]

I had a brilliant thought going through these threads, and decided to implement it tonight.

I sent a text to one of my hottest straight friends (Latino swimmer, it's all I can do to not jump his dick every time I see him) telling him I was drunk out of my mind. Eventually I told him my female friend thought he was hot, and transitioned as if I were the female friend and had taken the phone. I start flirting and then, using a cell phone shot of a girl I got off the internet, convinced him to send me a dick picture. It was beautiful! It's on my phone, not my computer, but I'll show as soon as I can.


Has anyone else made up a diabolical scheme to see straight dick?

No comment on the methods used to trick a so called friend. Just no fucking comment.

What I wanna know is why was it THAT tough to see some dude's cock? He's a swimmer, he spends lots of time in the lockerroom. Seems like a no brainer to me. It ain't that deep if somebody really needs to some some guys dick. Why all the subterfuge?

 

[KevLINY]

If this were true, you would think gay guys would be lining up to have women give them blowjobs. But, no, it's always the bis and so called straight guys who say things like this.
This is the kind of thing bi guys like to tell "straight" guys to get into their pants. It's pathetic, really.

One of the best things about being an out gay man is the freedom to be honest with yourself (first) and others (second). That means we don't have to say such stupid things to find sexual pleasure. If it didn't matter who gave you head, some toothless grandmother could do the job.

Isn't that the concept of a glory hole, though?

 

[blackbeltninja]

No comment on the methods used to trick a so called friend. Just no fucking comment.

What I wanna know is why was it THAT tough to see some dude's cock? He's a swimmer, he spends lots of time in the lockerroom. Seems like a no brainer to me. It ain't that deep if somebody really needs to some some guys dick. Why all the subterfuge?

Hey, most of the swimmers here in .za arrive with their speedos under their boardies or tracksuits. After training, they towel dry before pulling pants on over their wet swimming kit to go shower and dress at home.

-d-