Straight Male Friends. . . Ever suck one off?

[Dobson73]

I've blown so many str8 guys that I can't even imagine. They love it and can continue to say that they are str8, if they like. Who am I to burst their fantasies. I have several who have a routine of coming by my house on "their" day of the week. One can only come by monthly. It's so funny. Once, two of them got their days mixed up and came by the house at about the same time. They were both vying for my attention, but I just laughed at the one who was not supposed to be there on that day. I have one who will bring by the latest magazine to read; what a joke! He opens it up and immediately turns to the section where you see mainly the man's penis. He then quietly reaches over to feel mine and plays with his some. This means he's ready to blow me. There is one who waits on his girlfriend to head to work and less than five minutes after she's gone, he's calling me. He always greets me with the door unlocked, wearing a pair of nylon shorts. He never wears underwear and things get very festive. I love it when he leans over in front of me to put on a dvd. I usually just stick my finger where his ass is located and he simply backs up. One comes by the house and picks me up in his jacked up truck (a southern thing) and takes me for a ride. We always go park in the same place looking over a river and all I have to do is touch him and he is primed and ready to go. I'll never forget the first time I asked to see it, he said "as long as you don't touch it," so I immediately reached over and gave him a blow job. Can't get rid of him. One wants me to take pics of him, since he thinks he's going to be a star someday. Only in his mind! When I was the entertainment director for a gay bar, they used to "audition" for stripper. I only liked the stud puppies. But then, all of them thought they were the stud puppy. One wanted me to go out with he and his friends all the time. There were five of them and they all knew I was gay. Each would find the time to sneak by the house or call me for me to come over. Three of them are married now, but I would not attend their weddings. Didn't think I should confuse them any longer...ha ha ha ha. But the best is when a str8 married man/guy is having trouble with his wife/girlfriend and chooses you, a gay friend, to confide in at 2 and 3 a.m. Sometimes they have been drinking and I immediately know where its heading. Love to tease them and send them on their way. One guy rang my doorbell for over an hour, running back and forth from his truck to the front porch in the pouring rain. Finally, I let him in and he told me his sad story that his wife said she didn't love him anymore. So I told him to take off his wet clothes and lie down on the carpet so I could f**k him. Afterwards, he drove from Arkansas to Pennsylvania, to reconcile with her. I love "str8" men!

Stories about blowing a straight friend/mate is one thing, stories from your live as a Hustler is another.

 

[JNewYork]

Why is this such an issue for so many on this site?

Face it, there are straight guys who will let a man suck their cock.

You can get pissed off at that all you like, angry that theiy're in "denial." You can insist they're really "bi" all you want to or that no "straight" guy would do it.

But the fact remains there are plenty of straight men who will let another man suck their cock.

Maybe you've never had the fun of doing it or finding one so you have to rationalize that it doesn't happen. But it does.

And it's ironic that people who get so bent out of shape over this think they're being enlightened about sexuality. They're being close-minded and ignorant actually.

Straight guys do play.

 

[XLeatherX]

Why is this such an issue for so many on this site?

Face it, there are straight guys who will let a man suck their cock.

You can get pissed off at that all you like, angry that theiy're in "denial." You can insist they're really "bi" all you want to or that no "straight" guy would do it.

But the fact remains there are plenty of straight men who will let another man suck their cock.

Maybe you've never had the fun of doing it or finding one so you have to rationalize that it doesn't happen. But it does.

And it's ironic that people who get so bent out of shape over this think they're being enlightened about sexuality. They're being close-minded and ignorant actually.

Straight guys do play.

Sure, some straight men do as kids/teenagers; but if you think real heterosexual men do as adults you're living in a sad fantasy and have self esteem issues/a death wish if you just go after heterosexual men instead of getting with gay/bi men who are out and confident in who they are and what they are.

Do you really want to have sex with some neanderthal who thinks he's straight who will call you a faggot and dick smack you across the face, and kick you out as soon as you're done?

Straight men get fetishished so much by us faggots that it's a stupid fantasy based on homophobia and self-loathing.

Yeah we all check out straight men and would have sex with them but the problem is they don't want sex with us.

I've met trannies who weren't really MTF (male transgender female) but only got the surgery, hormones, and everything else just so they could bag that "hot straight guy".

 

[unclaimedblessing]

I beleive that some men (and women) are more sexually driven than others. Some guys would stick it in liver.
These people do cross the lines occasionally, but usually it's for instant gratification and they return to their "normal orientation" much more frequently.

 

[NastyBlkNWhteCouple]

i had a straight friend suck me off this afternoon! It's his birthday and I invited him to a restaurant for lunch. We had a great time although he drank a bit too much. When we got back to my house he laid down on the sofa. I went to the kitchen to do a few things and when I got back to the living room- abou 10 minutes later- he was naked and jerking off! He asked me if he could suck my cock!!! Well, it is his birthday. He said he wants to do something new every year on his birthday and that was it. I hope his ass is ready to be fucked next year.

LOL-Maybe he's been spending some time here on this forum......

 

[JNewYork]

So if there are "straight" men who will get their cocks sucked by a woman shouldn't there be "gay" men that get seduced by women?

Did you mean to say "straight" men who will get their cocks sucked by a MAN???

If you did, then my response to your post would be:

It's not the same. A gay man is very selective about his sexuality. He tends to have a specific type of man and is not at all interested in sex except with his type.

A straight man will fuck an electrical outlet. He's not as picky. When a straight dude's cock is hard he's not picky. He'll take a blow from a dude.

A gay man is most certainly not going to be seduced by a woman. He won't even be seduced by a MAN he is not attracted to.

So the comparisons can't really be made.

 

[Candyapple]

Did you mean to say "straight" men who will get their cocks sucked by a MAN???

If you did, then my response to your post would be:

It's not the same. A gay man is very selective about his sexuality. He tends to have a specific type of man and is not at all interested in sex except with his type.

A straight man will fuck an electrical outlet. He's not as picky. When a straight dude's cock is hard he's not picky. He'll take a blow from a dude.

A gay man is most certainly not going to be seduced by a woman. He won't even be seduced by a MAN he is not attracted to.

So the comparisons can't really be made.

Wow. If I hadn't read this post, I'd never have believed that people who make such huge, sweeping, meaningless generalisations and believe them actually exist.

All straight guys will let *anyone* suck their cock. All gay guys won't.
Just....wow.

It's just wishful thinking, because some gay guys like to pretend that they could suck the cock of any straight guy they wanted to.

So why are there threads on JUB where men who say they're totally gay write about having sex with women? If no gay guy would ever do that?

Who elected you spokesman for all gay men?? And all straight men, for that matter!

 

[Gooey45]

I see it as in this world their is noone who is 100% straight.I have sucked off friends who would fuck girls in the room next to me and act like homophobes "no homo" this "no homo" that but in reality he jumpred at the offer noone is 100% straight is just how much antigay raising the kid got if we were all like the romans and the greeks who viewed it as usuals there would be bathhouses everywere etc...

 

[Candyapple]

I see it as in this world their is noone who is 100% straight.I have sucked off friends who would fuck girls in the room next to me and act like homophobes "no homo" this "no homo" that but in reality he jumpred at the offer noone is 100% straight is just how much antigay raising the kid got if we were all like the romans and the greeks who viewed it as usuals there would be bathhouses everywere etc...

So your friends are bisexual. Or maybe horny teenagers.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but there are plenty of people in the world who are 100% straight. Probably a majority of people. Just like there are 100% gay people, and plenty of others who are in the middle. You might want to believe that all the men in the world would want to fuck other men if they hadn't been raised to be 'antigay', but it's not true.

And what the hell gives you the authority to say 'no-one is straight'? There are over 6 billion people in the world. Do you know all of them? Maybe you've sucked off some 'straight' male friends, but how many men have you met in your life who you *haven't* sucked off? Hundreds? Thousands?

Don't make the mistake of assuming your experience is universal.

 

[JNewYork]

candyapple, you miss the point.

generalizations don't mean that they're not valid. and i didn't say they were valid for ALL conditions i spoke of.

but they ARE for many. sorry you are offended by the truth.

The truth: most gay men ARE very selective about their sexual partners.

The truth: most straight men are NOT nearly as selective about their sexual partners.

The truth: Many, not all, and not even most, STRAIGHT men will let a man blow them. Sorry if you can't handle that truth.

The truth: Yes, there are some gay men who have had sex with women

You seem to deal only absolutes. I suggest you turn off the telly and read up on it, learn about human sexuality. It's a big grey area.

 

[Candyapple]

candyapple, you miss the point.

generalizations don't mean that they're not valid. and i didn't say they were valid for ALL conditions i spoke of.

but they ARE for many. sorry you are offended by the truth.

The truth: most gay men ARE very selective about their sexual partners.

The truth: most straight men are NOT nearly as selective about their sexual partners.

The truth: Many, not all, and not even most, STRAIGHT men will let a man blow them. Sorry if you can't handle that truth.

The truth: Yes, there are some gay men who have had sex with women

You seem to deal only absolutes. I suggest you turn off the telly and read up on it, learn about human sexuality. It's a big grey area.

Thanks for the sexuality lesson. I find it hilarious that YOU'RE telling ME that 'sexuality is a big grey area' when you posted above 'A straight man will get his cock sucked...' and 'A gay man is not going to get seduced....' Talk about generalisations and absolutes!! Not 'some' or 'many' - but 'a gay man' as though they're all the same.

If you read some of my former posts, about how I'd be delighted if my husband was bisexual and willing and able to have sex with men as well as with me, you'd see that I don't deal in 'absolutes' in the slightest.

I also wonder if I'm reading the same forum as you when I see the current thread in Hot Topics about glory holes, while at the same time you insist that most gay men are very selective about their partners. Maybe most of them are, I don't know. Certainly there are lots of JUBBERS who are. But I've read plenty of threads here on JUB - not to mention other sites - that suggests many of them are not. How selective can you be when you stick your cock in a hole???

I'm not 'offended' who sucks whose cock, to be honest. There's only one guy I do that for. All the other men in the world could be getting their cocks sucked by 20 different people (m/f) every day, for all I care.
BTW, I almost never watch television. Too busy blowing my sexy husband.

Oh - and I know FAR more about straight men and their sexuality than you ever will.

 

[JNewYork]

you are certainly dealing in absolutes and black and white when you take any statements to be Gospel.

i already told you that i did not say ALL men are like i described. i said MOST gay men are selective. that is a fact.

MANY straight men will let a man suck their cocks. Fact.

glory holes? if you think they represent what most gay men do, you are tremendously ignorant. i and most gay guys are repulsed by that.

May I suggest you remove the cock from your mouth and hit the books? Seems somebody was asleep in sex ed.

if there are any big words just ask, we'll help you out.

 

[Ben1]

Back to the thread!

 

[gay_kenny_g]

Oh yeah, I have sucked many of my straight friends. I said it once and will say it again, two things straight guys are looking for, good head and great head and they have all heard guys suck the best! I see nothing wrong with having a few drinks to get them comfortable and planting the ideal in their heads. Y Shucks, everyone know it's ok for a straight guy to let another guys blow him as long as he doesn't do it in return and as far as it goes, doesn't bother me if it is one sided. I love doing the deed of showing off my talents to a straight guy and they leave really thankful!

 

[Chalchalero]

When I was a Freshmen in college, I used to hang out with the juniors and seniors who were friends of an older cousin of mine. Every first or second weekend of the month we would ride down to Key West, get a cheap hotel and cram the five or six of us in there after a night of bacchanalian revelling on the town. As we were attending the University of Miami, you were naturally expected to get so completely trashed that you lost your senses. That was just the way things were done there in those days. (I'm sure in these more PC and responsible times, things have probably mellowed a bit now.)

Anyway, so one of these guys, Juan Carlos, was this really sweet guy who sort of took me under his wing and used to call me his little brother, take me to hangout with him all the time, had my back when my drunken mouth got me into more trouble than my puny body could get me out of, you know the guy. You've all either met or been him before.

He wasn't the most attractive guy in the world, but he had a sexiness to him, as well as the fact that his amazing personality just made you want to be around him, no matter what.

One night after we'd all stumbled back to the hotel, completely knackered, as it were, we ended up the only two on the floor as the other two beds in the room were taken up by the other guys. We were in a very secluded section of the room, as we were behind some furniture, and it suddenly occurred to me that I wanted to blow this guy. Don't know where I got the nerve to do it, don't know what the hell I was thinking, because he was straighter than straight, and hitting on a straight Cuban can get you killed in Miami. It could in those days anyway.

But I just decided to throw caution to the wind and go ahead and do it. He got very much into it and even came, but throughout the entire time remained "asleep". However, from then on, every time we went to Key West he would always make sure that whenever he got to a bed first that I was the one to share it with him. He was really quite insistent about it. Needless to say, one thing always just seemed to lead to another...

I loved Freshmen year.

Unfortunately he was a Senior and the next year went off to Barcelona for graduate school. I never did get to see him again...

 

[Kyanimal]

Chalchalero ... that's Awesome!!

And ... Yeah! ... I've been in some similar situations myself! (Mainly due to my own "engineering" of the "incidents"! )

I just LOVE Guys when they're Str8! Getting Str8! And completely Str8 "UP"!!

In my experiences ... it doesn't seem to matter "what" the Guy may "think" he is ... if "The Urge" is Urgent enough ...

"Memories! Misty, water-colored, Memories!! ..."

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[Candyapple]

yes yes back to the thread.... and stick to it, gosh this isssue iso touchy. People everyone is welcome here but the topic clearly states did ever suck a str8 male off, if this is not you why do u feel the need to post and tell off someone that all or some str8 males will never let a gay guy suck them off, its funny thing is you are not even male and yet you are speaking for them, hilarious,
believe it or not sexuality is a greay area and most people will never let you know some of the dirty lol things they have done cause its probably not acepted by society.

I'm assuming that's aimed at me, as I seem to be the only non-male around. 'if this is not you'??? Honey, I've sucked off more straight men than anyone else here can dream of.

I have never said anywhere that NO straight men will let a man suck their cock. What I said is I don't believe that ALL or even MOST of them will. And it's total BS that 'no-one is 100% straight'. It's not that difficult to comprehend if you actually read my posts.

But then a few of the people round here aren't exactly the sharpest tools in the box.

I don't care if a straight guy lets a man suck his cock. Or if a gay man sleeps with a woman. Or anything else. Good luck to them. As people keep telling me, and I know already, sexuality is a grey area. Let people get pleasure wherever they want.*

*With the usual 'consenting adults' proviso, of course.

 

[mmarker06]

I had a friend from HS, we were neighbors. I use to go over there a lot. Only once or twice did anything really happen, but we never went passed BJ's and sticking it in each other's ass to see what it feels like.

 

[vanant1]

The farthest I’ve ever gone was in high school when a whole bunch of friends used to play truth or dare. It never usually got past sucking on a nipple or a toe but one day someone dared me and my friends mike to jerk each other off under a blanket. It was great although I had to act like it was weird as all my friends were watching and they all thought I was straight. It went on for about ten minutes and when we were finished we both went to the bathroom to clean up, but not before I sneaked a good lick of his cum on my hands.

 

[Chalchalero]

Chalchalero ... that's Awesome!!

And ... Yeah! ... I've been in some similar situations myself! (Mainly due to my own "engineering" of the "incidents"! )

I just LOVE Guys when they're Str8! Getting Str8! And completely Str8 "UP"!!

In my experiences ... it doesn't seem to matter "what" the Guy may "think" he is ... if "The Urge" is Urgent enough ...

"Memories! Misty, water-colored, Memories!! ..."

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

LOL!!!

There was a very tacky thing that kids used to say when I was a teenager and freshly out in the world regarding straight guys, and that was that they were usually only straight to bed.

The fact is though that I think men in general are just pigs, and for those who can get beyond their hangups that the mouth around their johnson happens to belong to a guy, well the world is their oyster, I say!

I understand the poster who believes that most men would not allow such goings on in their nether regions and the contention that no one is 100 percent gay is pure hooey. Personally, I don't think that a man is gay just because he lets a guy suck him off anyway. He's just being a guy, and straight guys especially are very adept at getting it where they can, because they are more than likely not getting it anywhere near as much as they would like from their wives or girlfriends.

Let's face it, only a man will be willing to go the whole nine yards with another man. Because we understand each other. We know what horn dogs we are. Alot of women will look at fellatio as a dirty thing. Or some will try it for a bit, get tired and give up. Only a man can truly understand the ins and outs of another man's anatomy and the importance to a man of getting off. I have heard that women can go years without ever having an orgasm. The only men who do that are dead ones.

Say what you like, and I know you will, -) ), a woman is hardly equipped to know what a man does in the privacy of his own home or private time. A woman is the LAST person to whom he would confess such goings on.

I'm just saying, that's all...