RicanDAB
Batteries Not Included
I used to think (still think actually) that the curve in a guy's penis was due to (1) how much jerking off you did during puberty, and your penis therefore created a mold out of developing muscle tissue from the same continuous directional stroke and (2) the manner in which you frequently masturbated (full hand-on up and down or did you use a pillow?) ... seriously! I mean, if your penis curves to the left, by any chance are you right-handed, and vice-versa? This observation first occurred to me as a result of comparing my ex's penis and my own which have almost the same curve.
Just a theory! I think I have too much time on my hands to be thinking of these things
Just a theory! I think I have too much time on my hands to be thinking of these things


