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Stupid or Funny responses to your coming out...

When one of my friends told his mom that he was gay, she actually said:

¡Carajo ... Yo sabía que eso iba pasar cuando dejastes de ir a la iglesia!

Translation: Damn, I knew that was going to happen when you stopped going to church!

:eek:
 
My friend accidentally outed me to another friend who didn't know (in a restaurant, of all places!) and the first thing he said was, "I can't picture you in a relationship." :eek: #-o

Even I have more faith in myself than that! But he probably said that since I never talked about relationship stuff before, since I wasn't out to him.


The first friend I told simply said, "So?" After all that working up, how anticlimactic! :mad:
 
When I came out to a friend of mine.

Me: I am gay

Her: Ohh, I had a friend who had that.

Me: it is not contagious.
 
Omg, this is such a hilarious thread!

Well, this happened to my good friend when he came out TO ME. I know. (FYI: everyone knows I'm gay)

*He and our girl friend were talking about this cute guy and I just overheard about it so I came out of my room to join in the conversation, wanted to know who the guy is, you know... And then, he goes...

Him: Bon, Have something to say.

Me: What?

Him: I'm gay.

Me: I know, but tell me who the guy is?!?

After realising what I just did, I had to apologise. I never felt soooo insensitive in my life. But hey, the first time I saw him my gaydar went woohoowoohooo so it didn't surprise me at all that he's gay. Well, now, when we look back to what happened, we just laugh about it. Haha
 
Oh My.

Funniest response:

I've been out for many, many years, but there were a group of girls at my high school who never got the memo.

We were talking one day and I mentioned how attractive this one of our male classmates was. They stared at me for second, then said "Oh my God, You're acuttly gay? I just thought you were artistic!"

I was amused.
 
I have told a few friends and gotten pretty normal responses but this one made me laugh:

Me- Listen, there is something I wanna tell you, I just don't know how to say it..
Friends- You can tell me anything!
Me- I like boys.. I'm gay.
Friend- *stares*... Do you think my boyfriend is hott? Cause I really don't.
Me- Uhh, I don't know...
Friend- DON'T LIE, HE'S UGLY! I love him.

lol It was so weird. I was for sure she was gonna freak when she just sat and stared.
 
Archibalder said:
My ex boyfriend to his father:

Mom: Well now I don't have to tell people that cold medication makes you flamboyant anymore.

SMF: THANK GOD! Now my girlfriend can stop TiVo-ing Queer Eye and just hang with you.
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:rotflmao: .............
 
My 2 or 3 of my close friends replied: You're gay? Are you joking? I always thought our friend (another guy friend) is gay, but you?!!

The thing is that friend of mine is straight, as far as we know. lol
 
One friend
Me: Hey, I gotta tell you something
Him: Are you gay?
Me: Hahaha <pause> Yeah. Well I'm Bi, or whatever
Him: Doesn't that hurt?
Me: What?
Him: Taking it up the ass, doesn't it hurt?
Me: Hahah what the fuck?!
Him: Do you like it?
Me: Yeah, I do
Him: Mmm. Okay, anyway come on it's time to go out
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He's still one of my best mates by the way; me liking guys has never phased him

A group of friends

We're drunk at a mates party, this is the after part where the ones that are crashing the night just sort of sit around and talk crap.
Friend A: Fuck that guy was such a fag, I hated him talking like that
Me: What fag?
Friend B: The gay one
Me: You're retards, there was nothing wrong with him
Friend A: Matt
Me: Yeah?
Friend A: You have alot of gay friends don't you
Me: Yeah I do, they're great friends
Friend B: You kinda have alot of them
Me: So?
Friend B: Well, are you gay?
Me: Maybe
Friend A: Hahaha thats cool
Me: Really?
Friend A: Dude I've known you forever, I don't care. I just hate people that talk like that
Friend B: I'm cool with it. Well just so long as you don't try anything
Me: You're ugly, I'm not going to try anything
Friend B: Oh gee thanks!
Me: But you do have a nice ass. And a nice cock for that matter.
Friend B: You really think so? Haha yeah I remember when you saw me naked
Friend A: What about me?!?!
Me: Oh god, what have I started
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Haha my friends reactions have been pretty good over all.
 
Fantastic thread!

The first close person I told was a very good female friend of mine.

She had told me earlier that night (on our way to a party) that she had snatched her boyfriend from her former girlfriend, after some threesomes. :confused: In short she told me she was bi. At the party I couldn't keep my thoughts from our earlier conversation. I decided to tell her before we left.
Because of some shit-for-brain guy offending her, she was leaving quite early - and before I found out what happened, she was outside unlocking her bike. I caught her outside in the last second.

Me: Are you leaving allready?
Her: Yes. That shit-for-brain really hurt me.
Me: I'm sorry. I'm gay.
Her: ....
Me: Yeah. I am.
Her: (giggling)
Her: (suddenly a little angry) But you told me that I have a nice ass!!!!?

After that we went to a cafe, talking and laughing for hours. :D
 
Oh ya, another one is when I came out to my cousin, who is also gay (I found out about him as he got a profile on one of the local gay personal sites.)

Me: Hey, Surprise!!! Didn't know you are also gay. That's cool. I'm gay too. Saw your profile on the site a couple of days ago.
Him: Hey. Yeah, i know about you too.
Me: Since when?
Him: well, i already know since last year.
Me: Huh??? Well, I guess it's not a surprise then. :( !oops!


Another one is when i came out to one of my close friends when i was still in uni.
I'm kinda reluctant to tell him as he's the jocks type and afraid that it might ruin our friendship. however, one day i decided to tell him. At that time, another friend whom is also the jocks type is also there.

Close friend: Hey, what do you think of this photo? (pointing to a lady with big boobs on the computer screen, nice looking, though)
Me: Erm... Seems ok. Guys, got to tell you something.
Them: What?
Me: I'm gay.
Them: Oh.... that's cool
Close friend: No wonder we never hear you talking about girls and stuffs.
Me: yeah, so you guys are fine with it?
Them: we're fine.
Close friend: You should tell me earlier.
after a while,
Close friend: So.... what do you think of me? am i cute? handsome? dashing?
Me::eek: ......... lol, well, yup. you are handsome and a bit of cuteness. But not my type though. :D
the other Friend: lol. Hey, what about me? am i your type?
Me?:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Ermmmmm...... no comment.

Oooo how i miss the both of them. hope we can meet again in the future as we are from different countries
 
This just happened today, My I went with my daughter to see her therapist and in the flow of the conversation my daughter accidentally outed me. I got a little embarrassed and the therapist said "it's ok, I am fairly liberal. I lived in Seattle!"
 
It took you long Enough! I could have told you that four years ago when i found that porn on your palm pilot!
 
My mom: its alright. my boss is gay. just dont buy a gucci suit.

My brother: you're not fashionable enough to be gay.

Friend: I figured you were gay when my brother told me you sucked him off.

That's all I got but hopefully as I meet new people Ill have more fun stories.
 
haha, a few weeks before I finally came out to my Mum, I was watching X-Men 2 with my mother, and in the "coming out" scene with Bobby/Iceman and his family, my mum turns to me and says "I'd love you if you were a mutant". haha i just thought "subtle, Mum" :P

Of course when I told her she was so fine about it, no problems at all.

Later that night when I was sitting in the loungeroom of my Mum's house, and her husband (who I find best not to talk to usually, and makes all sorts of comments about "poofters") came out and said "so you finally realised you're gay. I've known for ages, I told your mum "i bet he's gay"". To which I replied "I'm glad I could finally make you happy". Anyway, despite his dickheadedness, he was nice about it, and very supportive. He's just a twat usually.

My Dad I finally told a year later, when I told him (I'm fairly sure he was stoned at the time), he said "that's a bit out of the blue isn't it?". I was just thinking "what, have you had your eyes and ears closed for the last few years?". Then he said "well, I'd still like you to find a chick and get settled down", to which I replied "yeah, that's not going to happen". And then he stood up and gave me a big hug, and said that of course he loved me. So it was all good :) A couple of weeks later, after I got a haircut, I told him it'd look better once I straightened it, and he said "why do you straighten your hair? Chicks love curls." I kinda just laughed, and I think he realised what he'd said... but not sure, as I said he was probably stoned when I first told him.

What I DIDN'T tell him was that I'd realised I was gay from the porn he kept in his cupboard. And occasionally when I stay at his house, if no one is at home I have a look in his collection and find the occasional gay dvd :) Not sure if he's curious, or what, but I think it's pretty cool!

Oh yeah, when I told my sister (one of the first people I told), she pretty much said "that's so cool! How exciting!!". haha, I pretty much thought "well, I'm glad YOU'RE happy" :P

and finally - this thread rocks!
 
ZeroPoint84 said:
haha, a few weeks before I finally came out to my Mum, I was watching X-Men 2 with my mother, and in the "coming out" scene with Bobby/Iceman and his family, my mum turns to me and says "I'd love you if you were a mutant". haha i just thought "subtle, Mum" :P
...

Oh yeah, when I told my sister (one of the first people I told), she pretty much said "that's so cool! How exciting!!". haha, I pretty much thought "well, I'm glad YOU'RE happy" :P

and finally - this thread rocks!
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Yeah, it does, and you've got a great family. Congrats.

I especially loved your mom's comment. :-)
 
I spent a year making sure it wouldn't be a huge shock when my parents found out, and finally just sat them down and told them. My mother just smiled and cried. My father said "Well, it's been obvious for almost a year now, and of course it will make no difference to your position in the family" - um, position? - "and don't you think it's time you moved out of the house?" (Mind you at this point I was 18 and in my first year of college (uni, to my European friends).)

Nobody does mixed message like my folks.

One woman was pretty funny. I had told her earlier in the week. Suddenly one day she came out with:

Her: I think you're really intelligent, but I don't think you're really gay.
Me: Uhhhh...?
Her: It's true! Read the Bible!

Intelligent but not gay. Just think what that reveals about her way of thinking. And that's before you even get to the part where I'm supposed to read the Bible until I find the verse where it says "Christopher is not gay."

28 And lo! It shall come to pass, in a far off land, 29 that there shall be a Christopher, and he shall be intelligent, 30 and yet not gay.
 
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